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(SeattlePI)   This year marks the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and the 15th anniversary of it being totally pointless thanks to the availability of free internet porn   (seattlepi.com) divider line 44
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2014-01-18 12:07:12 PM  
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2014-01-18 12:16:45 PM  
Subby, there's a huge difference between beautiful women in sexy swimsuits and skanks having every orifice filled with random large cocks.
 
2014-01-18 12:23:47 PM  

Errk: Subby, there's a huge difference between beautiful women in sexy swimsuits and skanks having every orifice filled with random large cocks.


Yeah, at least the skanks haven't been tweaked and airbrushed so much you might as well be looking at pics of real dolls.
 
2014-01-18 12:24:30 PM  

Errk: Subby, there's a huge difference between beautiful women in sexy swimsuits and skanks having every orifice filled with random large cocks.


About $6.99
 
2014-01-18 12:43:56 PM  
I remember my three older brothers fighting each other like rabid dogs over who'd get the first look at the swimsuit edition when it came in the mail. It almost always had some kind of sample ad for cologne (the ones where they had the test strip on the page) and soon various rooms of the house reeked ofark One or whatever other overpowering fragrance they were pushing on impressionable young men at the time.

One year my mom, knowing the impending shiatstorm the magazine would cause, hid the issue without telling them. They caused such a stink and were threatening to call Sports Illustrated when my mom finally relented and told them it was in the upstairs closet. As my three brothers stormed away from the dinner table to fight each other up the stairs my mom called after them "just don't hurt yourselves on the staples!"

I did a spit-take and shot root beer out my nose. That stuff burns like a mofo.

/CSS
 
2014-01-18 02:31:11 PM  
I only purchase the SI Swimsuit editions for the informed and compelling articles.
 
2014-01-18 03:13:19 PM  

miss diminutive: I remember my three older brothers fighting each other like rabid dogs over who'd get the first look at the swimsuit edition when it came in the mail. It almost always had some kind of sample ad for cologne (the ones where they had the test strip on the page) and soon various rooms of the house reeked ofark One or whatever other overpowering fragrance they were pushing on impressionable young men at the time.

One year my mom, knowing the impending shiatstorm the magazine would cause, hid the issue without telling them. They caused such a stink and were threatening to call Sports Illustrated when my mom finally relented and told them it was in the upstairs closet. As my three brothers stormed away from the dinner table to fight each other up the stairs my mom called after them "just don't hurt yourselves on the staples!"

I did a spit-take and shot root beer out my nose. That stuff burns like a mofo.

/CSS


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You really should have filmed it.
 
2014-01-18 03:15:43 PM  
Look, Beerguy is helping make Fark a better place.

Some of you are not.

I think you know what you need to do.
 
2014-01-18 03:24:24 PM  
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You farkers ought to know the reference to the bottom photo.
 
2014-01-18 03:27:30 PM  
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2014-01-18 03:27:49 PM  
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The SI photo I remember from back in the day.
 
2014-01-18 03:29:23 PM  
30 of the best SI photos (not a slideshow).
 
2014-01-18 03:36:29 PM  
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2014-01-18 03:46:28 PM  
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/get off my lawn
 
2014-01-18 03:50:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Errk: Subby, there's a huge difference between beautiful women in sexy swimsuits and skanks having every orifice filled with random large cocks.

Yeah, at least the skanks haven't been tweaked and airbrushed so much you might as well be looking at pics of real dolls.


about that:



Porn Stars Without Make-Up: Second Chapter Of 'Before And After'
 
2014-01-18 04:01:23 PM  
The first swimsuit issue was in 1964.
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Swimsuits made out of leather were featured.
 
2014-01-18 04:04:50 PM  

red5ish: The first swimsuit issue was in 1964.
Swimsuits made out of leather were featured.


Otzi the iceman fapped to that.
 
2014-01-18 04:20:46 PM  
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2014-01-18 05:06:27 PM  
Paulina Porizkova is missing from that Dream Team!
 
2014-01-18 05:10:19 PM  
Always have been intrigued by the painted on bobbies... and or ass-tastic curves...

+1 for ladies emerging from water/ wet... lends a sense of cleanliness is next to godliness for me.

and of course sand covered skin always means a nice hot shower with lotsa fun soapie skin rubbing fantasies...

/never did get the hot cheerleader in HS.
//honeymoon #1 on the French Riviera
///honeymoon #2 in Cancun
 
2014-01-18 05:11:18 PM  

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Ah, Kathy Ireland. Amazingly beautiful, and couldn't act worth shiat.
 
2014-01-18 05:32:44 PM  

bass555: Paulina Porizkova is missing from that Dream Team!


I think they was in there, but just in case...
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2014-01-18 05:56:07 PM  

jaytkay: bass555: Paulina Porizkova is missing from that Dream Team!

I think they was in there, but just in case...
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mmmm... nipple.
 
2014-01-18 06:18:59 PM  

Errk: Subby, there's a huge difference between beautiful women in sexy swimsuits and skanks having every orifice filled with random large cocks.


Hard to fault that line of reasoning.

//heh...'hard'
 
2014-01-18 06:51:29 PM  
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2014-01-18 06:57:52 PM  
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Gorgeous woman on a clapped-out old Schwinn Varsity with bent forks. Even by the standards of when that picture was taken that was a crap bike. (What? Okay, I'll stop talking. Jeez!)
 
2014-01-18 06:59:36 PM  
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2014-01-18 08:04:02 PM  

Ed Grubermann: [www.freebike.net image 850x637]

Gorgeous woman on a clapped-out old Schwinn Varsity with bent forks. Even by the standards of when that picture was taken that was a crap bike. (What? Okay, I'll stop talking. Jeez!)


What bike?

/Was always drawn to that dangling drip of water back in the day.
//That lucky, lucky drip
///splashies
 
2014-01-18 08:56:29 PM  
Done in one.  No one was hotter than Kathy.  No one.
 
2014-01-18 09:10:04 PM  

miss diminutive: I remember my three older brothers fighting each other like rabid dogs over who'd get the first look at the swimsuit edition when it came in the mail. It almost always had some kind of sample ad for cologne (the ones where they had the test strip on the page) and soon various rooms of the house reeked ofark One or whatever other overpowering fragrance they were pushing on impressionable young men at the time.

One year my mom, knowing the impending shiatstorm the magazine would cause, hid the issue without telling them. They caused such a stink and were threatening to call Sports Illustrated when my mom finally relented and told them it was in the upstairs closet. As my three brothers stormed away from the dinner table to fight each other up the stairs my mom called after them "just don't hurt yourselves on the staples!"

I did a spit-take and shot root beer out my nose. That stuff burns like a mofo.

/CSS


What was that whole deal with the sunglasses and wristwatch page?  You could always count on the fragrance ad and shades/watch ads on the thick papers showing up in every SI Swimsuit Issue.
 
2014-01-18 09:12:24 PM  

ColSanders: Done in one.  No one was hotter than Kathy.  No one.


There were plenty with better bodies, at least IMO, but those eyes of hers takes her over the top. Goddamn that woman was gorgeous!
 
2014-01-18 10:28:49 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: ColSanders: Done in one.  No one was hotter than Kathy.  No one.

There were plenty with better bodies, at least IMO, but those eyes of hers takes her over the top. Goddamn that woman was gorgeous!


I've been searching the interwebz for one of her early appearances in the swimsuit issue and I cannot find this one picture that is burned into my head.  Yellow bikini.  Lying on her stomach.  Propped up on her arms.  Staring into the camera with those eyes.
 
2014-01-18 10:49:47 PM  

hugh chardon: Dingleberry Dickwad: ColSanders: Done in one.  No one was hotter than Kathy.  No one.

There were plenty with better bodies, at least IMO, but those eyes of hers takes her over the top. Goddamn that woman was gorgeous!

I've been searching the interwebz for one of her early appearances in the swimsuit issue and I cannot find this one picture that is burned into my head.  Yellow bikini.  Lying on her stomach.  Propped up on her arms.  Staring into the camera with those eyes.


Close?
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2014-01-19 01:46:38 AM  

T-Servo: You farkers ought to know the reference to the bottom photo.


I think the one top left is still under the mattress at my parents house lol.
 
2014-01-19 03:21:52 AM  
Free Internet porn? Wait, where? Cuz I'm getting tired of funny kitty-cats and car-repair forums ...
 
2014-01-19 10:26:47 AM  

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2014-01-19 10:27:35 AM  
Pointless without Angie Everhart:

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2014-01-19 10:42:30 AM  
May I throw in another nod for Mrs. Ocasek?
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You might think I'm foolish...
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2014-01-19 12:54:10 PM  
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Angie will always be my number 1...and this picture turned me into the trichophile I am today.
 
2014-01-19 01:34:46 PM  
Who was the SI cover girl who was 2 months preggers when she did the cover photo?
I need to settle a bet between me and a buddy...
 
2014-01-19 02:44:21 PM  

Hugo Zorilla: Who was the SI cover girl who was 2 months preggers when she did the cover photo?
I need to settle a bet between me and a buddy...


Rachel Hunter. Pregnant with Rod Stewart's kid.
 
2014-01-19 07:20:38 PM  

Preebs: Hugo Zorilla: Who was the SI cover girl who was 2 months preggers when she did the cover photo?
I need to settle a bet between me and a buddy...

Rachel Hunter. Pregnant with Rod Stewart's kid.


Thanks.
 
2014-01-19 10:49:59 PM  

phamwaa: hugh chardon: Dingleberry Dickwad: ColSanders: Done in one.  No one was hotter than Kathy.  No one.

There were plenty with better bodies, at least IMO, but those eyes of hers takes her over the top. Goddamn that woman was gorgeous!

I've been searching the interwebz for one of her early appearances in the swimsuit issue and I cannot find this one picture that is burned into my head.  Yellow bikini.  Lying on her stomach.  Propped up on her arms.  Staring into the camera with those eyes.

Close?
[webspace.webring.com image 200x282]


Yeah, that's sorta the one.  It's missing the rest of the picture and needs to be in high res.
 
2014-01-20 02:49:53 AM  
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