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(Gizmodo)   Thor attacks Jesus, wins   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 19
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2014-01-18 02:11:55 PM  
6 votes:
31.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-18 11:56:55 AM  
6 votes:
i.qkme.me
2014-01-18 03:44:03 PM  
5 votes:
www.encognitive.com
2014-01-18 03:41:52 PM  
3 votes:

Slagnasty: TofuTheAlmighty: Um, duh. Thor is a god, Jesus was a carpenter. All they have in common was wielding a hammer.

And a shiatty carpenter at that, somehow managed to nail himself to a piece of wood.


Meet your lord and saviour:

media.twirlit.com
2014-01-18 03:20:29 PM  
3 votes:

TofuTheAlmighty: Um, duh. Thor is a god, Jesus was a carpenter. All they have in common was wielding a hammer.


And a shiatty carpenter at that, somehow managed to nail himself to a piece of wood.
2014-01-18 02:57:29 PM  
3 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Why worship a benevolent god? He's not going to hurt you. The god you need to fear and appease is the one that will smite you on a whim.


static3.wikia.nocookie.net

Vaal agrees with this sentiment
2014-01-18 03:18:56 PM  
2 votes:
Thor would hit that:
www.ilestemps.com
2014-01-18 02:17:48 PM  
2 votes:
From the comments:  "It's alright, Jesus has dealt with hand injuries before."

Wonder what that guys Fark handle is...
2014-01-18 09:39:08 AM  
2 votes:
cheaphaircut.files.wordpress.com

Your move, Son of Man. :P
2014-01-19 12:48:57 AM  
1 votes:

ggecko: I only post this because just today they posted the new Amon Amarth video, in which I got to be Thor.  Only posting on relevancy:

[i.imgur.com image 850x368]


Hot and holy hell you are delicious! I'd eat you with a spoon and lick the bowl! Congrats on hitting the genetic lottery!
2014-01-18 07:06:04 PM  
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: theorellior: That's because he was tired from fighting Apollo.

[static.comicvine.com image 850x636]

Jesus Christ, that looks like Rob Liefeld's work, but... no pouches?


It is him. And now this is required--> The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings

And the followup--> 40 MORE Of The Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings.

/oblig
//hilarious
//liefeld sucks
2014-01-18 04:32:21 PM  
1 votes:
Wasn't necessarily that Norse god...

img1.ak.crunchyroll.com
2014-01-18 04:21:55 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Onli in America...
2014-01-18 03:21:40 PM  
1 votes:
i560.photobucket.com

He's even smiting his own son these days.
2014-01-18 03:07:41 PM  
1 votes:
"Who's got 2 thumbs and walked on water? NOT THIS GUY."
2014-01-18 02:29:56 PM  
1 votes:
I am more practical - which one is more likely to see that I am fed.

With that as criteria, Jesus wins.

Sorry Thor, but I never see you in the fields picking crops.
2014-01-18 02:23:48 PM  
1 votes:

www.technologytell.com


Wonders what the big deal is.

2014-01-18 02:19:14 PM  
1 votes:
One thumb up!
2014-01-18 02:16:50 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah well we practice cannibalism! (Symbolic if protestant)
 
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