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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)   Billy Graham is ready to move on to the place of endless chocolate bars and marshmallows   (wbtv.com) divider line 185
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2014-01-18 09:12:52 AM
Good. The faster these old white bigots die off the better.
 
2014-01-18 09:31:52 AM
Why would I care about that cracker?
 
2014-01-18 09:46:20 AM
Wouldn't the marshmallows melt?
 
2014-01-18 09:49:16 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 10:07:25 AM
Good.  Tired of seeing his wrinkly old face on three hour TV specials anyway.
 
2014-01-18 12:02:16 PM
Let the hate flow through you.
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-01-18 12:14:58 PM
I hate to break it to you, son, but attention whoring TV preachers do NOT go to heaven.
 
2014-01-18 12:34:56 PM
images.wikia.com

Dude used to apply a wicked full nelson
 
2014-01-18 12:54:32 PM
I tire of this trolling abuse of the "Sad" tag.
 
2014-01-18 01:03:29 PM

bearded clamorer: [images.wikia.com image 360x512]

Dude used to apply a wicked full nelson


What's with his bicep? It looks like a ramp.
 
2014-01-18 01:17:22 PM

miss diminutive: bearded clamorer: [images.wikia.com image 360x512]

Dude used to apply a wicked full nelson

What's with his bicep? It looks like a ramp.


A combination of uneven lighting, and PEDs, I think.
 
2014-01-18 01:38:04 PM
The place of endless chocolate bars and marshmallows

Golden Corral?
 
2014-01-18 01:38:12 PM
His son may say so but he doesnt want to get in the cart just yet.
 
2014-01-18 01:39:11 PM
No ride to heaven for you, Billy Graham.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-01-18 01:39:25 PM
Why all the hate?  Without him, no  Allman Brothers at Fillmore East.
 
2014-01-18 01:40:13 PM
Prince of social parasites:

Good riddance.
 
2014-01-18 01:40:28 PM
Is he really dying? Or are they looking to increase donations in the first quarter of the year.

/cynical
 
2014-01-18 01:41:21 PM
That's too bad. I was going to pray for him s'more.
 
2014-01-18 01:41:31 PM
"His vitals are good, but [he] just does not have strength,"

"I'm fine!"

"My father is ready to go to Heaven and whenever that day comes - he's ready,"

"No I'm not!, They said my vitals are....what are you doing with that pillow??"
 
2014-01-18 01:42:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-18 01:43:40 PM
If we all pray, I'm sure we can save him!
 
2014-01-18 01:44:07 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Why would I care about that cracker?



www.gourmetsleuth.com


RIP Graham Cracker


/Too soon premature?
 
2014-01-18 01:48:34 PM
I see there is a generation of assholes here that know nothing about B.G., only what they remember about the hucksters of the 80's forward. I'm not religious AT ALL, but this man has not done any harm.
 
2014-01-18 01:49:05 PM
www.vandamme.ru
 
2014-01-18 01:50:13 PM
I'm still waiting for reality to catch up to this dirtbag:

cdn1.theweedblog.com

And by reality, I mean death.
 
2014-01-18 01:53:27 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: I'm still waiting for reality to catch up to this dirtbag:

[cdn1.theweedblog.com image 300x300]

And by reality, I mean death.


He is one of the hucksters I spoke of in my previous post.
 
2014-01-18 01:53:53 PM

WTFDYW: I see there is a generation of assholes here that know nothing about B.G., only what they remember about the hucksters of the 80's forward. I'm not religious AT ALL, but this man has not done any harm.


I feel terrible when a noted anti-Semite dies too.
 
2014-01-18 01:55:48 PM
whether you like him or not, why the "SAD" tag? the mother farker is 95. last I heard human beings don't live forever.
 
2014-01-18 01:56:05 PM
image1.frequency.com
 
2014-01-18 01:56:36 PM
I'm sure that Franklin will milk it for whatever it's worth.
 
2014-01-18 01:58:20 PM
For all his judgement, he may be surprised which way he'd go in that situation...
 
2014-01-18 01:58:59 PM
Honestly thought he was already dead. Oh well, good riddance when he does pass.
 
2014-01-18 01:59:07 PM

WTFDYW: I see there is a generation of assholes here that know nothing about B.G., only what they remember about the hucksters of the 80's forward. I'm not religious AT ALL, but this man has not done any harm.


Let's just wait and see what skeletons eventually show up in his closet.

He seems to have been mostly clean, but that may only mean he was the most successful at hiding his excesses. There was that whole Watergate thing which he pulled a Reagan about.

And there is the whole thing about selling a myth to unnumbered fools.
 
2014-01-18 01:59:13 PM
Holy cow.  I thought he was already dead.

/confused him with Paul Harvey, I think
 
2014-01-18 02:00:26 PM
First Oral Roberts, now Billy Graham.

I used to have a  great ad pinned to the bulletin board.   Right after Oral said he needed $8MM in donations or God was going to call him home, a local pizza joint showed the owners holding a pizza and the bible saying that if they didn't sell a million pizzas God was going to call them home.
 
2014-01-18 02:07:39 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: bigot


Billy Graham isn't a bigot, he marched arm in arm with Martin Luther King and was okay with gays being ordained back in the 1970's.
 
2014-01-18 02:16:26 PM
The Big Rock Candy Mountain?
 
2014-01-18 02:17:18 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: Good. The faster these old white bigots die off the better.


4.bp.blogspot.com
What bigotry looks like...?
 
2014-01-18 02:17:22 PM
...and boy is HE gonna be disappointed.
 
2014-01-18 02:17:49 PM
Billy Graham was a great man who offered comfort and solace to millions of worldwide and 11 diiferent POTUSII from both parties, and his son Franklin is pretty much a textbook example of everything that's wrong with a postmodern 'Christianity' that's been destroyed by secular right wing politics.
 
2014-01-18 02:19:27 PM
If he "is ready to go to Heaven" and certain of his destination, why would he need any prayers?
 
2014-01-18 02:20:06 PM

rnatalie: First Oral Roberts, now Billy Graham.

I used to have a  great ad pinned to the bulletin board.   Right after Oral said he needed $8MM in donations or God was going to call him home, a local pizza joint showed the owners holding a pizza and the bible saying that if they didn't sell a million pizzas God was going to call them home.


I just remember a shop owner in my town putting up a sign that said "so long, Oral!"
 
2014-01-18 02:20:10 PM
Geez this guy aint dead yet? Goes to show even God dont want him. But when he goes the son takes over, and he is really Farked in the head. Makes Pat Robertson look like a girl scout.
 
2014-01-18 02:21:19 PM
www.precisionnutrition.com

so he's going to Gramny then?
 
2014-01-18 02:26:57 PM

phrawgh: If we all pray, I'm sure we can save him!


Probably have to throw in a bunch of facebook likes as well if it's serious.
 
2014-01-18 02:30:06 PM
Seriously, don't we read about his near death every year? Its like the Duke Nukem sequel news.
 
2014-01-18 02:32:01 PM
#1 in my deadpool. Oh yeayuh!
 
2014-01-18 02:33:17 PM
I hear the road to heaven is through the choir boy's anus
 
2014-01-18 02:33:28 PM
WTF is wrong with farkers these days? while there are certainly a fair share of snake oil preachers and unrepentant TV evangelist, Billy Graham is certainly not one of them.
Even if you have a deep hatred for all things Christianity a quick look at this man's life would show that he is actually a pretty decent guy who has done a great deal of good things for society in general.
 
2014-01-18 02:33:31 PM
It's not cool to speak ill of the dead. However, since Mr. Graham is not dead yet, prepare to rot in some dark place bad man.
 
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