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(Daily Mail)   Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2014-01-18 02:41:48 PM
7 votes:
I lied.
i18.photobucket.com
I wasn't really on birth control!
2014-01-18 10:33:45 AM
7 votes:
She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.
2014-01-18 08:44:40 AM
6 votes:
i'd leak it!
2014-01-18 02:46:09 PM
5 votes:
i18.photobucket.com
2014-01-18 10:52:25 AM
5 votes:
That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.

/ crimes against humanity
2014-01-18 10:07:42 AM
5 votes:
He must have been really tired of her shiat.
2014-01-18 03:31:13 PM
4 votes:
So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?

There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"

Circus wannabe art stripper? really?  probably also thinks "mean people suck" and that when you die your sould turns into a butterfly or some nonsense.     I'd last 6 months tops even if she brought home all her stripper freinds to blow me every night.

/Hell I'd sell the secrets of the Ribwich to the North Koreans to get an exit strategy out of that.
2014-01-18 09:07:44 AM
4 votes:
I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.
2014-01-18 02:36:34 PM
3 votes:
Hmmmm...  Looks promising...

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Zoom in there...

Are those... crazy eyes?

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

GAH!!!  PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!! ABANDON relationSHIP!!!

[NopeBadger.gif]

/would hit like the fist of an angry god
//then suddenly leave country and seek asylum
2014-01-18 01:59:31 PM
3 votes:
Maybe it's the flu I've been fighting, but I couldn't read her quotes in the article without throwing up a little in my mouth.

'As I type this on my tear-streaked keyboard I'm reflecting on all the faces that have graced my path.
'The ones I laughed with. The ones I've held. The one I've grown to love the most. And the ones I never got to bid adieu.


Yeah? Well as I type this on my vomit soaked keyboard I'm retching at all the ways in which this woman is going to continue to make herself a victim to get more attention.  Daddy dearest should realize how bad his parenting skills look, biatching about his daughter being left to fend for herself after her BOYFRIEND leaves her.
2014-01-18 01:44:01 PM
3 votes:
There must be...fifty ways to leave your lover
Make a new plan, Stan
Tell on the Fed, Ed
2014-01-18 01:06:43 PM
3 votes:

Sasquach: miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.

You mean like the ballet?

No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?


i322.photobucket.com
2014-01-18 12:30:58 PM
3 votes:
Sorry, I'm allergic to PNots.
2014-01-18 12:28:29 PM
3 votes:
See PNot?

www.publicdomainpictures.net
2014-01-18 12:26:34 PM
3 votes:
"Dating a stripper" isn't really the same thing as having a girlfriend
2014-01-18 10:45:01 AM
3 votes:
She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?
2014-01-18 09:42:05 AM
3 votes:
Whatever shall she do?

pr0n
2014-01-19 02:49:34 AM
2 votes:

nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO


Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.
2014-01-18 04:55:29 PM
2 votes:

jso2897: I lied.
[i18.photobucket.com image 264x276]
I wasn't really on birth control!



That's the kind of crazy that'll hunt you down unless you reveal top government secrets and then flee the country.

It was the only way to be sure.
2014-01-18 02:10:16 PM
2 votes:
i303.photobucket.com
2014-01-18 01:40:47 PM
2 votes:
I think she could cut back in some simple ways. For example, she doesn't seem to need a bra.
2014-01-18 01:09:30 PM
2 votes:

grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.


Oblig...

~www.demotivation.us
2014-01-18 12:53:31 PM
2 votes:

bongmiester: Whatever shall she do?

pr0n


And we're done here...
2014-01-18 12:49:52 PM
2 votes:
She's a pole-dancing superhero adrift in a sea of chaos.
2014-01-18 12:45:51 PM
2 votes:
She has to take care of herself now? The HORROR!!! What is a 28 year old woman to do if there isn't a man around to pay her farking bills?

This really hits me right in the feels.
2014-01-18 12:34:23 PM
2 votes:
I have a feeling she'll be fine.
Strippers, like cats, have an uncanny ability to land on their feet (and / or another penis).
2014-01-18 10:34:09 AM
2 votes:
She's okay to look at, but I've seen better dancing skills in one stoplight town strip clubs.
2014-01-18 08:38:31 PM
1 votes:
www.bestofvegas.com
vs.
s1.reutersmedia.net
  Decisions, decisions.
2014-01-18 07:22:37 PM
1 votes:

Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.


Sounds like a perfect opportunity for Anna Chapman-caliber KGB stooges to leverage.
2014-01-18 04:47:06 PM
1 votes:

Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.


I suspect Ed is getting laid good and often.  As for the heartbroken chick, she gives me a really gratingly annoying needy I'm so special vibe.  Fab bod tho.
2014-01-18 04:34:36 PM
1 votes:

painless42: So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?

There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"

Circus wannabe art stripper? really?  probably also thinks "mean people suck"


When in reality, mean people rock, make the world go around, and are amaze balls with a side of awesome sauce?
2014-01-18 03:33:03 PM
1 votes:
is she's all alone and penniless her cooter must stink something fierce.
2014-01-18 03:21:49 PM
1 votes:

dalthas: [attentionwhore.jpg]


she's not the one who went running to some shiat tabloid (although she does have a blog, which half the article quotes, although I've never read it). It's her patronizing father who seems to think his little girl can't support herself or something. "She was basically left to fend for herself" he's trying to make it sound like he left her surrounded by a pack of wolves or some shiat.
Snowden did the best thing he could for her, left her completely out of it (so she and her father say)
2014-01-18 03:01:33 PM
1 votes:

thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.

I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.


Yes, duped the poor innocent NSA into hiring him. They had absolutely no way to verify his qualifications, the poor dears. Its important to always remember that the NSA is the real victim here.
2014-01-18 02:04:56 PM
1 votes:

Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.

Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."


Some back channel bullshiat is unavoidable, but what Snowden revealed was, by and large, not useful nor defensible.

We don't need to spy on farking Norway.  The Viking hordes are not going to turn on us or bring about our demise.
2014-01-18 01:41:04 PM
1 votes:
She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.
2014-01-18 01:38:26 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


Yes, "circus classes"!  You don't just show up with a top hat and get to be the ringmaster, you have to pass a series of rigorous certification exams.  You can't even sweep up the elephant shiat without references from two of your professors and ten years of experience.  It's kind of like a Masters in Puppetry, but, with clown makeup..
2014-01-18 12:51:09 PM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity


The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.
2014-01-18 12:49:55 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: i'd leak it!



I'd tap it!
2014-01-18 12:44:50 PM
1 votes:
Meh. I guess she's okay, if you are into skanks.
2014-01-18 12:43:53 PM
1 votes:
Whatever shall she do?  Well suck dick, of course.  That's all she ever could do and based on her father's quote "she was left on her own - without even any money to support herself," that was her financial plan all along.

But you weren't married, simply a "free whore" for a young guy.  You put all your eggs in a basket that only works for very young women (stripping, dancing, looking to become a "kept woman").  Now you're a nearly 30 yo attention whore with quickly diminishing options.  But you just keep taking selfies and posting boring, whiny shiat on the internet.
2014-01-18 12:38:51 PM
1 votes:
How fat do you have to be to not know you're pregnant until you go into full term labor?
2014-01-18 12:36:54 PM
1 votes:
You have 792 new voice messages.
2014-01-18 12:33:24 PM
1 votes:

miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.


Yeah, but Rush Limbaugh told him otherwise, and that's all that really matters.
2014-01-18 12:30:19 PM
1 votes:
Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.
2014-01-18 12:23:39 PM
1 votes:
So the strippers dad is mad that his stripper daughter got treated like a stripper.


Got it.
2014-01-18 12:20:51 PM
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Sans makeup:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 560x341]


Not so bad. A few drinks, some soft lighting, put on some Marvin Gaye and it's time for sweet sweet lovin.
2014-01-18 12:06:33 PM
1 votes:
Sans makeup:

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-18 12:04:57 PM
1 votes:
no pics wtf?? im not reading that shiatty article
2014-01-18 11:03:43 AM
1 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.


i.imgur.com

I'm sorry...where was this story published?
2014-01-18 10:52:26 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


They just run around in circles.
2014-01-18 10:37:16 AM
1 votes:
She can blow my whistle.
2014-01-18 10:35:25 AM
1 votes:
Here's how one man of international mystery assuaged his separation from whomever he was separated from.
2014-01-18 10:24:28 AM
1 votes:
I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).
2014-01-18 10:10:02 AM
1 votes:
Hmmm...sounds like the perfect revenge would be to seduce him out into the open, just long enough for authorities to arrest his ass.

Then cash the check from Uncle Sam and lol all the way to the bank.
2014-01-18 08:41:20 AM
1 votes:
"In the days after the scandal broke, she took to her blog - where she has posted dozens of photos of herself semi-naked  - to tell of her heartbreak."

What kind of schmuck writes like that.
 
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