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(Daily Mail)   Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
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2014-01-18 10:40:08 AM
12 votes:

slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).


Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.
2014-01-18 12:31:44 PM
8 votes:

thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.


Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.
2014-01-18 12:08:13 PM
8 votes:
The dancer girlfriend of NSA leaker Edward Snowden was left on her own - without even any money to support herself - her father says.

Um... you're thinking of wife, not girlfriend you jackass.  He's under no obligation whatsoever to his girlfriend in any way shape or form including but not limited to supporting her financially or even seeing her tomorrow.  FFS
2014-01-18 10:16:36 AM
7 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.
2014-01-18 10:33:45 AM
6 votes:
She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.
2014-01-18 10:24:28 AM
6 votes:
I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).
2014-01-18 12:30:19 PM
5 votes:
Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.
2014-01-18 03:01:33 PM
4 votes:

thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.

I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.


Yes, duped the poor innocent NSA into hiring him. They had absolutely no way to verify his qualifications, the poor dears. Its important to always remember that the NSA is the real victim here.
2014-01-18 12:43:53 PM
4 votes:
Whatever shall she do?  Well suck dick, of course.  That's all she ever could do and based on her father's quote "she was left on her own - without even any money to support herself," that was her financial plan all along.

But you weren't married, simply a "free whore" for a young guy.  You put all your eggs in a basket that only works for very young women (stripping, dancing, looking to become a "kept woman").  Now you're a nearly 30 yo attention whore with quickly diminishing options.  But you just keep taking selfies and posting boring, whiny shiat on the internet.
2014-01-18 12:23:39 PM
4 votes:
So the strippers dad is mad that his stripper daughter got treated like a stripper.


Got it.
2014-01-18 12:17:13 PM
4 votes:
Nudist?  Buddy thats a Stripper.  Strippers get paid.
2014-01-18 10:10:02 AM
4 votes:
Hmmm...sounds like the perfect revenge would be to seduce him out into the open, just long enough for authorities to arrest his ass.

Then cash the check from Uncle Sam and lol all the way to the bank.
2014-01-18 10:07:42 AM
4 votes:
He must have been really tired of her shiat.
2014-01-18 08:41:20 AM
4 votes:
"In the days after the scandal broke, she took to her blog - where she has posted dozens of photos of herself semi-naked  - to tell of her heartbreak."

What kind of schmuck writes like that.
2014-01-18 01:59:31 PM
3 votes:
Maybe it's the flu I've been fighting, but I couldn't read her quotes in the article without throwing up a little in my mouth.

'As I type this on my tear-streaked keyboard I'm reflecting on all the faces that have graced my path.
'The ones I laughed with. The ones I've held. The one I've grown to love the most. And the ones I never got to bid adieu.


Yeah? Well as I type this on my vomit soaked keyboard I'm retching at all the ways in which this woman is going to continue to make herself a victim to get more attention.  Daddy dearest should realize how bad his parenting skills look, biatching about his daughter being left to fend for herself after her BOYFRIEND leaves her.
2014-01-18 01:09:30 PM
3 votes:

grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.


Oblig...

~www.demotivation.us
2014-01-18 12:47:41 PM
3 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.


He ran away from the most powerful nation on Earth, who has taken extreme measures to find him, including forcing planes with diplomats on them to ground, and yet he was granted asylum by Russia and is a (mostly) free man today.

That's not bad for a computer geek who doesn't have any formal training in espionage.
2014-01-18 10:34:09 AM
3 votes:
She's okay to look at, but I've seen better dancing skills in one stoplight town strip clubs.
2014-01-18 09:42:05 AM
3 votes:
Whatever shall she do?

pr0n
2014-01-18 07:28:56 PM
2 votes:

AngryDragon: ReverendJynxed:

Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.

Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.


I thought if a woman needs a man to pay her way she's a vapid whore and if a man wants to pay her way he's a goofy sucker with a small IQ and an even smaller weiner. Unless he's very rich, very smart and so lawyered up that he won't pass the salt without making her sign something.

In my day feminism was about women being strong and independent. Then it became about women being victims; now apparently feminists are strippers. Not that there's anything wrong with strippers, just that it's not particularly empowering for the stripper or the customers.

But then I want a smart woman to have an honest conversation with me, even if she must be fully dressed; something about expecting women to be people, with at least as much dignity as poodles. Clearly there's something very wrong with me.
2014-01-18 03:27:57 PM
2 votes:

Big_Doofus: and he's a farking traitor.


You farking people..
2014-01-18 03:21:49 PM
2 votes:

dalthas: [attentionwhore.jpg]


she's not the one who went running to some shiat tabloid (although she does have a blog, which half the article quotes, although I've never read it). It's her patronizing father who seems to think his little girl can't support herself or something. "She was basically left to fend for herself" he's trying to make it sound like he left her surrounded by a pack of wolves or some shiat.
Snowden did the best thing he could for her, left her completely out of it (so she and her father say)
2014-01-18 03:13:44 PM
2 votes:
I dunno, for a high school dropout, he was doing extremely well for himself.  Living in Hawaii (most likely on the taxpayer's dime), making $120k a year and banging a pretty good looking girl.  He must have talked a good game to get that gig with Booz Allen.
2014-01-18 02:04:56 PM
2 votes:

Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.

Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."


Some back channel bullshiat is unavoidable, but what Snowden revealed was, by and large, not useful nor defensible.

We don't need to spy on farking Norway.  The Viking hordes are not going to turn on us or bring about our demise.
2014-01-18 01:58:59 PM
2 votes:

Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.


Considering what sometimes passes for

-a high school diploma
-"honorable" military service

I'm not sure either of those points should be counted against him
2014-01-18 01:53:37 PM
2 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.


Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."
2014-01-18 01:14:55 PM
2 votes:
"left on her own - without even any money to support herself"

Yes, whatever is she supposed to do as an able-bodied adult in the 21st century in the richest country in the world.
2014-01-18 12:45:51 PM
2 votes:
She has to take care of herself now? The HORROR!!! What is a 28 year old woman to do if there isn't a man around to pay her farking bills?

This really hits me right in the feels.
2014-01-18 12:26:34 PM
2 votes:
"Dating a stripper" isn't really the same thing as having a girlfriend
2014-01-18 11:03:43 AM
2 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.


i.imgur.com

I'm sorry...where was this story published?
2014-01-18 09:07:44 AM
2 votes:
I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.
2014-01-18 08:45:15 AM
2 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.


the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.
2014-01-19 02:33:40 PM
1 votes:

Phil Moskowitz: Big_Doofus: and he's a farking traitor.

You farking people..


He is a traitor.  I don't care if he decides to let people know that we're doing some bad stuff, but he shouldn't have given the stuff to China and Russia and the press.   He's a traitor and deserves a firing squad.  I have a feeling he'll get it some day too.
2014-01-19 10:55:33 AM
1 votes:

The Larch: thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.

I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.

Yes, duped the poor innocent NSA into hiring him. They had absolutely no way to verify his qualifications, the poor dears. Its important to always remember that the NSA is the real victim here.



I know this is the internet and I'm supposed to pretend that I lack the mental capacity to hold two or more thoughts about a topic, or the emotional maturity not to be breathlessly antagonistic about it--but I gotta say interpreting my criticisms of Snowden and his stripper's professional prowess as a tacit defense of the NSA's woeful ineptitude is a pretty big stretch of the imagination.

The only thing that I'm not outraged about is that a big spy agency is spying on everybody.  What's outrageous is how cartoonishly bad they are at it.
2014-01-19 09:58:56 AM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).

Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.


Yes, it would be difficult to hide out with an attention whore.
2014-01-19 02:51:26 AM
1 votes:
>'left to fend for herself'

You mean - GASP - getting a real job???

This is female privilege.
2014-01-19 01:17:00 AM
1 votes:

nucal: Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.

Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.


I prefer specific horniness. You might actually have to work to bring it out, but it's all for you so you can rest easy. Plus you don't have to deal with man hands if that's not your bag. NNTAWWMH.
2014-01-19 12:16:41 AM
1 votes:

Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.


Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.

i848.photobucket.com
2014-01-18 07:22:37 PM
1 votes:

Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.


Sounds like a perfect opportunity for Anna Chapman-caliber KGB stooges to leverage.
2014-01-18 07:13:53 PM
1 votes:
It is 2014 and we allow women to serve in the military, to kill or be killed.  Isn't the idea that they are helpless and penniless without a male to fend for them a bit retro*?
2014-01-18 06:13:42 PM
1 votes:

trotsky: DeathByGeekSquad: mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.

There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.

Thank goodness somebody else is thinking like this. Snowden is a traitor. He's a modern day Rick Ames. He's did some serious damage to US Intelligence and quite possibly compromised the live of people working for American Intelligence world-wide. He's a creepy little Libertarian who never had an issue with the NSA stuff until Obama was in office.

He's not a hero. He's not a patriot. He's a traitor who is easily on the list with other American spies during the Cold War. He fled to a man who is working against the US at every angle and was probably happy to have such a traitor under his protection. In fact, Snowden could live with the one or two outstanding Americans still in Moscow under the care of the FSA. Yes, there are at least two, so Snowden could room with them and they could drink vodka and discuss how hard they farked the country of the ...


You're a goddamn moron, I was heavily involved in shiat I can't talk about ever too, I'll make up a cartoon card for my wallet if you need credentials.  ES brought it to the PUBLIC, he will be remembered forever for this.  I can't predict how this will go down but I'll side on a pretty big blow for fu big brother.
2014-01-18 05:08:11 PM
1 votes:
Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.
2014-01-18 04:55:29 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: I lied.
[i18.photobucket.com image 264x276]
I wasn't really on birth control!



That's the kind of crazy that'll hunt you down unless you reveal top government secrets and then flee the country.

It was the only way to be sure.
2014-01-18 04:52:12 PM
1 votes:

MechaPyx: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

You mean aside from that fact he had a good job, a bunch of money, and whisked her away on vacation to exotic foreign places? Add to that the fact he probably couldn't talk a lot about what he did at work. Very mysterious and romantic and blah blah blah. Bonus: he was thin with good personal hygiene.

Yeah, I can't see why a no talent stripper(sorry....artiste) who's reaching the end of her shelf life would be interested in that at all.


They're both young, attractive people.  Snowden isn't really a "creepy dweeb," he's actually pretty photogenic and attractive.  The difference is he is ambitious and she's not.  He is interesting and she's not.  He is controversial and she's not.  He's making a difference (whether it be positive or negative) and she's not.

This is about the most pathetic 15 minutes of fame I've seen (for the stripper).  She needs to change her game.  Yes, she's nearing the end of "shelf life" as a stripper, but there's a lot of opportunity and satisfaction out there if she could somehow make the leap from meat to mind.
2014-01-18 04:47:06 PM
1 votes:

Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.


I suspect Ed is getting laid good and often.  As for the heartbroken chick, she gives me a really gratingly annoying needy I'm so special vibe.  Fab bod tho.
2014-01-18 04:41:14 PM
1 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


You mean aside from that fact he had a good job, a bunch of money, and whisked her away on vacation to exotic foreign places? Add to that the fact he probably couldn't talk a lot about what he did at work. Very mysterious and romantic and blah blah blah. Bonus: he was thin with good personal hygiene.

Yeah, I can't see why a no talent stripper(sorry....artiste) who's reaching the end of her shelf life would be interested in that at all.
2014-01-18 03:49:29 PM
1 votes:
Since when is a man who is not married required to support his girlfriend?

Get a job, lazy btch.
2014-01-18 03:31:13 PM
1 votes:
So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?

There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"

Circus wannabe art stripper? really?  probably also thinks "mean people suck" and that when you die your sould turns into a butterfly or some nonsense.     I'd last 6 months tops even if she brought home all her stripper freinds to blow me every night.

/Hell I'd sell the secrets of the Ribwich to the North Koreans to get an exit strategy out of that.
2014-01-18 03:24:44 PM
1 votes:
If there's one thing I know about attractive women with tits and ass, it's that they gonna be OK.
2014-01-18 02:46:09 PM
1 votes:
i18.photobucket.com
2014-01-18 02:11:27 PM
1 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.

There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.


You're not suggesting we have a "level playing field," are you?

Best comment I've read about the situation.  A media circus that revved up emotions.  So many naïve idealists.

As this planet globalizes, it would be nice if we could all get on the same foot.  Environmental regulations, for example.  The US is strapped with EPA regulations (which is great job security for me as an environmental engineer), but other countries that pollute more and share the same air are not bound.  China pollutes the air like nobody's business and oh look, they're now emerging as the new super power.
2014-01-18 02:00:11 PM
1 votes:

Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.

Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."


Yes, by all means, let's play poker without seeing anyone else at the table, or their actions.  Just like college freshman discover, the world does not conform to the desires of one, but to the whims of the many.  If you're surrounded by nations who arm themselves with the latest information possible, and have access to your 'classified' or 'confidential' information, whilst you have next to nothing because you believe in transparency - you will be taken advantage of, and you will be blind sided.  You become the weakest link in any negotiation.

I would highly suggest that you read up on exactly the role the NSA has played throughout its history.  I would suggest with the non-biased (hits both success and failures quite evenly), The Secret Sentry.
2014-01-18 01:44:33 PM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.


There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.
2014-01-18 01:44:01 PM
1 votes:
There must be...fifty ways to leave your lover
Make a new plan, Stan
Tell on the Fed, Ed
2014-01-18 01:38:20 PM
1 votes:
dsydic.

Nice, got out of that relationship while you could, Ed.  (but seriously, there were easier ways)
2014-01-18 01:30:52 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.


Yeah but I bet she does all the things in the meantime.
2014-01-18 12:55:53 PM
1 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.
2014-01-18 12:53:31 PM
1 votes:

bongmiester: Whatever shall she do?

pr0n


And we're done here...
2014-01-18 12:51:22 PM
1 votes:
She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.
2014-01-18 12:44:50 PM
1 votes:
Meh. I guess she's okay, if you are into skanks.
2014-01-18 12:41:51 PM
1 votes:
No titties = not hot.
2014-01-18 12:36:54 PM
1 votes:
You have 792 new voice messages.
2014-01-18 12:33:25 PM
1 votes:
[attentionwhore.jpg]
2014-01-18 12:33:24 PM
1 votes:

miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.


Yeah, but Rush Limbaugh told him otherwise, and that's all that really matters.
2014-01-18 12:30:58 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, I'm allergic to PNots.
2014-01-18 12:28:29 PM
1 votes:
See PNot?

www.publicdomainpictures.net
2014-01-18 12:27:28 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hmmm...sounds like the perfect revenge would be to seduce him out into the open, just long enough for authorities to arrest his ass.

Then cash the check from Uncle Sam and lol all the way to the bank get black-bagged on her way to the bank and spend the rest of her life breathing recycled air whenever she's not being waterboarded.


FTFY.

/Why the hell do you think Snowden fled the US in the first place?
//she's probably the only person in the country on a first-name basis with him who hasn't been given the PFC Manning treatment yet
2014-01-18 12:15:00 PM
1 votes:

grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.


WIN
2014-01-18 12:13:43 PM
1 votes:
Don't worry, she'll find another sugar-daddy. Women like this, money falls out of the sky and lands on them. All they have to do is spread their legs.
2014-01-18 12:10:55 PM
1 votes:
So hot girls like douchebags?  Nice.

/So you're saying there's a chance.
2014-01-18 12:09:38 PM
1 votes:

Prophet of Loss: Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.

You've never been to Russia have you?


I am guessing he isn't particularly free to travel quite yet. Or were you just talking about whores?
2014-01-18 12:06:55 PM
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slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).


Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.
2014-01-18 12:06:33 PM
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Sans makeup:

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-18 12:05:43 PM
1 votes:
Working as a dancer, with a flat, pasty body like that, I can see why she's broke.
2014-01-18 12:04:57 PM
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no pics wtf?? im not reading that shiatty article
2014-01-18 12:03:32 PM
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Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.


You've never been to Russia have you?
2014-01-18 11:38:40 AM
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Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.


I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.
2014-01-18 11:36:27 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.


Just as good as the submitters we have here -- auto greenlights for Daily Fail!

/Pnot safe for work? Principal caught sayof?
2014-01-18 11:27:16 AM
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Benevolent Misanthrope: Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.


Probably right.  She probably would have called everyone to tell them she was leaving the country and where she was going.
2014-01-18 10:35:25 AM
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Here's how one man of international mystery assuaged his separation from whomever he was separated from.
2014-01-18 09:52:57 AM
1 votes:
Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?
 
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