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(Daily Mail)   Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-01-18 08:41:20 AM  
"In the days after the scandal broke, she took to her blog - where she has posted dozens of photos of herself semi-naked  - to tell of her heartbreak."

What kind of schmuck writes like that.
 
2014-01-18 08:44:40 AM  
i'd leak it!
 
2014-01-18 08:45:15 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.


the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.
 
2014-01-18 09:07:44 AM  
I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.
 
2014-01-18 09:42:05 AM  
Whatever shall she do?

pr0n
 
2014-01-18 09:52:57 AM  
Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?
 
2014-01-18 10:07:42 AM  
He must have been really tired of her shiat.
 
2014-01-18 10:10:02 AM  
Hmmm...sounds like the perfect revenge would be to seduce him out into the open, just long enough for authorities to arrest his ass.

Then cash the check from Uncle Sam and lol all the way to the bank.
 
2014-01-18 10:16:36 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.
 
2014-01-18 10:24:28 AM  
I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).
 
2014-01-18 10:33:45 AM  
She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.
 
2014-01-18 10:34:09 AM  
She's okay to look at, but I've seen better dancing skills in one stoplight town strip clubs.
 
2014-01-18 10:34:55 AM  

twistedmetal: She's okay to look at, but I've seen better dancing skills in one stoplight town strip clubs.


/........but those girls aren't much to look at.........
 
2014-01-18 10:35:25 AM  
Here's how one man of international mystery assuaged his separation from whomever he was separated from.
 
2014-01-18 10:37:16 AM  
She can blow my whistle.
 
2014-01-18 10:40:08 AM  

slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).


Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.
 
2014-01-18 10:45:01 AM  
She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?
 
2014-01-18 10:52:25 AM  
That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.

/ crimes against humanity
 
2014-01-18 10:52:26 AM  

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


They just run around in circles.
 
2014-01-18 11:03:43 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.


i.imgur.com

I'm sorry...where was this story published?
 
2014-01-18 11:27:16 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.


Probably right.  She probably would have called everyone to tell them she was leaving the country and where she was going.
 
2014-01-18 11:36:27 AM  

FlashHarry: the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.


Just as good as the submitters we have here -- auto greenlights for Daily Fail!

/Pnot safe for work? Principal caught sayof?
 
2014-01-18 11:38:40 AM  

Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.


I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.
 
2014-01-18 12:03:32 PM  

Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.


You've never been to Russia have you?
 
2014-01-18 12:04:57 PM  
no pics wtf?? im not reading that shiatty article
 
2014-01-18 12:05:43 PM  
Working as a dancer, with a flat, pasty body like that, I can see why she's broke.
 
2014-01-18 12:06:33 PM  
Sans makeup:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-18 12:06:55 PM  

slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).


Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.
 
2014-01-18 12:07:41 PM  
Well, Russian chicks are pretty hot and usually drunk so.....
 
2014-01-18 12:08:08 PM  

Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.


Yup. My older bro pulls some pretty nice tail. He also travels so he gets the +1 for being foreign.
 
2014-01-18 12:08:13 PM  
The dancer girlfriend of NSA leaker Edward Snowden was left on her own - without even any money to support herself - her father says.

Um... you're thinking of wife, not girlfriend you jackass.  He's under no obligation whatsoever to his girlfriend in any way shape or form including but not limited to supporting her financially or even seeing her tomorrow.  FFS
 
2014-01-18 12:09:38 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.

You've never been to Russia have you?


I am guessing he isn't particularly free to travel quite yet. Or were you just talking about whores?
 
2014-01-18 12:10:00 PM  
She can climb my pole any time.
 
2014-01-18 12:10:55 PM  
So hot girls like douchebags?  Nice.

/So you're saying there's a chance.
 
2014-01-18 12:13:43 PM  
Don't worry, she'll find another sugar-daddy. Women like this, money falls out of the sky and lands on them. All they have to do is spread their legs.
 
2014-01-18 12:14:36 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).

Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.


Or, you could actually read up on that and reconsider.  http://www.correntewire.com/six_reasons_why_choosing_hong_kong_is_a_b r illiant_move_by_edward_snowden

http://world.time.com/2013/06/23/russian-hospitality-why-snowden-pic ke d-moscow-as-his-transit-point/
 
2014-01-18 12:15:00 PM  

grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.


WIN
 
2014-01-18 12:17:13 PM  
Nudist?  Buddy thats a Stripper.  Strippers get paid.
 
2014-01-18 12:18:55 PM  
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2014-01-18 12:20:51 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Sans makeup:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 560x341]


Not so bad. A few drinks, some soft lighting, put on some Marvin Gaye and it's time for sweet sweet lovin.
 
2014-01-18 12:23:39 PM  
So the strippers dad is mad that his stripper daughter got treated like a stripper.


Got it.
 
2014-01-18 12:26:34 PM  
"Dating a stripper" isn't really the same thing as having a girlfriend
 
2014-01-18 12:27:28 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hmmm...sounds like the perfect revenge would be to seduce him out into the open, just long enough for authorities to arrest his ass.

Then cash the check from Uncle Sam and lol all the way to the bank get black-bagged on her way to the bank and spend the rest of her life breathing recycled air whenever she's not being waterboarded.


FTFY.

/Why the hell do you think Snowden fled the US in the first place?
//she's probably the only person in the country on a first-name basis with him who hasn't been given the PFC Manning treatment yet
 
2014-01-18 12:28:29 PM  
See PNot?

www.publicdomainpictures.net
 
2014-01-18 12:30:19 PM  
Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.
 
2014-01-18 12:30:58 PM  
Sorry, I'm allergic to PNots.
 
2014-01-18 12:31:44 PM  

thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.


Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.
 
2014-01-18 12:33:24 PM  

miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.


Yeah, but Rush Limbaugh told him otherwise, and that's all that really matters.
 
2014-01-18 12:33:25 PM  
[attentionwhore.jpg]
 
2014-01-18 12:34:23 PM  
I have a feeling she'll be fine.
Strippers, like cats, have an uncanny ability to land on their feet (and / or another penis).
 
2014-01-18 12:35:04 PM  
She was broke and no longer worked.  Sounds like it was time for Snowden to get himself a new toy.
 
2014-01-18 12:36:54 PM  
You have 792 new voice messages.
 
2014-01-18 12:38:51 PM  
How fat do you have to be to not know you're pregnant until you go into full term labor?
 
2014-01-18 12:39:01 PM  

studebaker hoch: You have 792 new voice messages.


Nice!
 
2014-01-18 12:41:51 PM  
No titties = not hot.
 
2014-01-18 12:42:09 PM  

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-18 12:44:50 PM  
Meh. I guess she's okay, if you are into skanks.
 
2014-01-18 12:45:50 PM  

grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.


You mean like the ballet?
 
2014-01-18 12:45:51 PM  
She has to take care of herself now? The HORROR!!! What is a 28 year old woman to do if there isn't a man around to pay her farking bills?

This really hits me right in the feels.
 
2014-01-18 12:47:41 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.


He ran away from the most powerful nation on Earth, who has taken extreme measures to find him, including forcing planes with diplomats on them to ground, and yet he was granted asylum by Russia and is a (mostly) free man today.

That's not bad for a computer geek who doesn't have any formal training in espionage.
 
2014-01-18 12:48:02 PM  
Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra...
 
2014-01-18 12:49:52 PM  
She's a pole-dancing superhero adrift in a sea of chaos.
 
2014-01-18 12:49:55 PM  

FlashHarry: i'd leak it!



I'd tap it!
 
2014-01-18 12:51:09 PM  

alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity


The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.
 
2014-01-18 12:51:22 PM  
She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.
 
2014-01-18 12:53:31 PM  

bongmiester: Whatever shall she do?

pr0n


And we're done here...
 
2014-01-18 12:55:53 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.
 
2014-01-18 01:03:03 PM  

miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.

You mean like the ballet?


No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?
 
2014-01-18 01:06:43 PM  

Sasquach: miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.

You mean like the ballet?

No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?


i322.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 01:09:30 PM  

grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.


Oblig...

~www.demotivation.us
 
2014-01-18 01:09:53 PM  
So pass the wench around and have done with it, you didn't loose your girlfriend you just lost your turn
 
2014-01-18 01:13:42 PM  

miss diminutive: Sasquach: miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.

You mean like the ballet?

No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?


Thank you!... I'm on the mobile in a waiting room...
 
2014-01-18 01:14:55 PM  
"left on her own - without even any money to support herself"

Yes, whatever is she supposed to do as an able-bodied adult in the 21st century in the richest country in the world.
 
2014-01-18 01:19:32 PM  

mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.


brilliant guy (Snowden, not you) but there are ramifications to what he has done...probably unintended on his part based on what I have heard him say but there is an amount of baby that went with the bathwater.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/03/the-thr ee -types-of-nsa-snooping-that-edward-snowden-revealed/
 
2014-01-18 01:30:52 PM  

LeroyBourne: She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.


Yeah but I bet she does all the things in the meantime.
 
2014-01-18 01:38:20 PM  
dsydic.

Nice, got out of that relationship while you could, Ed.  (but seriously, there were easier ways)
 
2014-01-18 01:38:26 PM  

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


Yes, "circus classes"!  You don't just show up with a top hat and get to be the ringmaster, you have to pass a series of rigorous certification exams.  You can't even sweep up the elephant shiat without references from two of your professors and ten years of experience.  It's kind of like a Masters in Puppetry, but, with clown makeup..
 
2014-01-18 01:40:47 PM  
I think she could cut back in some simple ways. For example, she doesn't seem to need a bra.
 
2014-01-18 01:41:04 PM  
She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.
 
2014-01-18 01:44:01 PM  
There must be...fifty ways to leave your lover
Make a new plan, Stan
Tell on the Fed, Ed
 
2014-01-18 01:44:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.


There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.
 
2014-01-18 01:51:27 PM  

Glendale: LeroyBourne: She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.

Yeah but I bet she does all the things in the meantime.


*squints eyes*  If by all the things you mean cooks/cleans/gives back rubs/is generally nice to be around aaaaand a complete whure in the sack?  I'm thinking just the last part, nntawwt for a while.
 
2014-01-18 01:52:25 PM  

EnglishMan: I think she could cut back in some simple ways. For example, she doesn't seem to need a bra.


Where else would she keep her cupcakes? NSFW
 
2014-01-18 01:53:37 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.


Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."
 
2014-01-18 01:56:00 PM  

FlashHarry: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.

the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.


This right here.

If you ever see someone post something and the slug says it's from the Daily Mail, you can safely scroll right past it and disregard anything written therein, because they don't call it the Daily Fail for no reason at all.
 
2014-01-18 01:58:59 PM  

Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.


Considering what sometimes passes for

-a high school diploma
-"honorable" military service

I'm not sure either of those points should be counted against him
 
2014-01-18 01:59:31 PM  
Maybe it's the flu I've been fighting, but I couldn't read her quotes in the article without throwing up a little in my mouth.

'As I type this on my tear-streaked keyboard I'm reflecting on all the faces that have graced my path.
'The ones I laughed with. The ones I've held. The one I've grown to love the most. And the ones I never got to bid adieu.


Yeah? Well as I type this on my vomit soaked keyboard I'm retching at all the ways in which this woman is going to continue to make herself a victim to get more attention.  Daddy dearest should realize how bad his parenting skills look, biatching about his daughter being left to fend for herself after her BOYFRIEND leaves her.
 
2014-01-18 02:00:11 PM  

Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.

Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."


Yes, by all means, let's play poker without seeing anyone else at the table, or their actions.  Just like college freshman discover, the world does not conform to the desires of one, but to the whims of the many.  If you're surrounded by nations who arm themselves with the latest information possible, and have access to your 'classified' or 'confidential' information, whilst you have next to nothing because you believe in transparency - you will be taken advantage of, and you will be blind sided.  You become the weakest link in any negotiation.

I would highly suggest that you read up on exactly the role the NSA has played throughout its history.  I would suggest with the non-biased (hits both success and failures quite evenly), The Secret Sentry.
 
2014-01-18 02:01:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity

The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.


An old childhood friend of mine (a very, according to him, Nice Guy) has been having a Category 5 meltdown on Facebook the last few days when his latest obsession started dating someone. I'm so very glad social media didn't exist when I was young, stupid and still thought love was a rom-com/Disney movie.
 
2014-01-18 02:04:56 PM  

Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.

Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."


Some back channel bullshiat is unavoidable, but what Snowden revealed was, by and large, not useful nor defensible.

We don't need to spy on farking Norway.  The Viking hordes are not going to turn on us or bring about our demise.
 
2014-01-18 02:10:16 PM  
i303.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 02:14:15 PM  
Well if she is willing to cram rubber goods in her butthole in front of a webcam (and something tells me she is) I think in the short term she will be fiscally stable.
 
2014-01-18 02:27:56 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 02:36:34 PM  
Hmmmm...  Looks promising...

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Zoom in there...

Are those... crazy eyes?

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

GAH!!!  PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!! ABANDON relationSHIP!!!

[NopeBadger.gif]

/would hit like the fist of an angry god
//then suddenly leave country and seek asylum
 
2014-01-18 02:41:48 PM  
I lied.
i18.photobucket.com
I wasn't really on birth control!
 
2014-01-18 02:42:49 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope:

Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

I was going to extend a charitable offer of free rent indefinitely to the lovely artiste but reading this made me change my mind. Her "laxity in discipline" and obvious stupidity might well present an unacceptable hazard to a heretofore successful subversive mastermind such as yours truly.
 
2014-01-18 02:46:09 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 02:51:32 PM  

miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.


I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.
 
2014-01-18 03:01:33 PM  

thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.

I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.


Yes, duped the poor innocent NSA into hiring him. They had absolutely no way to verify his qualifications, the poor dears. Its important to always remember that the NSA is the real victim here.
 
2014-01-18 03:13:44 PM  
I dunno, for a high school dropout, he was doing extremely well for himself.  Living in Hawaii (most likely on the taxpayer's dime), making $120k a year and banging a pretty good looking girl.  He must have talked a good game to get that gig with Booz Allen.
 
2014-01-18 03:21:02 PM  
She's nothing more than a skanky stripper and he's a farking traitor.

Guess what? The Russians are getting tired of him and about done with him. He's going to be majorly farked soon.
 
2014-01-18 03:21:49 PM  

dalthas: [attentionwhore.jpg]


she's not the one who went running to some shiat tabloid (although she does have a blog, which half the article quotes, although I've never read it). It's her patronizing father who seems to think his little girl can't support herself or something. "She was basically left to fend for herself" he's trying to make it sound like he left her surrounded by a pack of wolves or some shiat.
Snowden did the best thing he could for her, left her completely out of it (so she and her father say)
 
2014-01-18 03:22:57 PM  
I would have left her too, but first i would have smashed her stupid over-sized plastic lens hipster glasses

/anyone who wears those is a douche
 
2014-01-18 03:24:44 PM  
If there's one thing I know about attractive women with tits and ass, it's that they gonna be OK.
 
2014-01-18 03:25:03 PM  

Big_Doofus: Guess what? The Russians are getting tired of him and about done with him. He's going to be majorly farked soon.


Which is why we'll wake up one day to learn he's in Brazil or some such place.
 
2014-01-18 03:27:57 PM  

Big_Doofus: and he's a farking traitor.


You farking people..
 
2014-01-18 03:31:13 PM  
So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?

There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"

Circus wannabe art stripper? really?  probably also thinks "mean people suck" and that when you die your sould turns into a butterfly or some nonsense.     I'd last 6 months tops even if she brought home all her stripper freinds to blow me every night.

/Hell I'd sell the secrets of the Ribwich to the North Koreans to get an exit strategy out of that.
 
2014-01-18 03:33:03 PM  
is she's all alone and penniless her cooter must stink something fierce.
 
2014-01-18 03:38:10 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.


I don't think Assange has been in any position to make any promises to anyone in the last few years, has he? Or did Snowden look at him and think, Now this guy knows how to do it. That's why he's living in an embassy and can't even go out on the streets, since he'll be arrested or killed by practically anyone.
 
2014-01-18 03:38:46 PM  

stonelotus: is she's all alone and penniless her cooter must stink something fierce.



That almost sounds like a Country and Western song.
 
2014-01-18 03:49:29 PM  
Since when is a man who is not married required to support his girlfriend?

Get a job, lazy btch.
 
2014-01-18 04:03:20 PM  
But what I wanna know is, is she adrift without a compass? Why didn't the article say anything about that?
 
2014-01-18 04:07:27 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


Kind of gives you hope, doesn't it.
 
2014-01-18 04:34:36 PM  

painless42: So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?

There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"

Circus wannabe art stripper? really?  probably also thinks "mean people suck"


When in reality, mean people rock, make the world go around, and are amaze balls with a side of awesome sauce?
 
2014-01-18 04:41:14 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


You mean aside from that fact he had a good job, a bunch of money, and whisked her away on vacation to exotic foreign places? Add to that the fact he probably couldn't talk a lot about what he did at work. Very mysterious and romantic and blah blah blah. Bonus: he was thin with good personal hygiene.

Yeah, I can't see why a no talent stripper(sorry....artiste) who's reaching the end of her shelf life would be interested in that at all.
 
2014-01-18 04:47:06 PM  

Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.


I suspect Ed is getting laid good and often.  As for the heartbroken chick, she gives me a really gratingly annoying needy I'm so special vibe.  Fab bod tho.
 
2014-01-18 04:55:29 PM  

jso2897: I lied.
[i18.photobucket.com image 264x276]
I wasn't really on birth control!



That's the kind of crazy that'll hunt you down unless you reveal top government secrets and then flee the country.

It was the only way to be sure.
 
2014-01-18 05:07:32 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.

There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.


Thank goodness somebody else is thinking like this. Snowden is a traitor. He's a modern day Rick Ames. He's did some serious damage to US Intelligence and quite possibly compromised the live of people working for American Intelligence world-wide. He's a creepy little Libertarian who never had an issue with the NSA stuff until Obama was in office.

He's not a hero. He's not a patriot. He's a traitor who is easily on the list with other American spies during the Cold War. He fled to a man who is working against the US at every angle and was probably happy to have such a traitor under his protection. In fact, Snowden could live with the one or two outstanding Americans still in Moscow under the care of the FSA. Yes, there are at least two, so Snowden could room with them and they could drink vodka and discuss how hard they farked the country of their birth.

In short, fark Snowden and the cult of people around him who don't understand that the NSA stuff was only a small part of what he did. That includes Boing Boing, the EFF and other organizations I normally support. They get outraged by the NSA tapping into their cell phones but forget the assets he exposed to possible death.
 
2014-01-18 05:08:11 PM  
Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.
 
2014-01-18 05:30:42 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.


Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.
 
2014-01-18 05:35:28 PM  

AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.


Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.
 
2014-01-18 05:37:32 PM  
 Edward Snowden a heterosexual? I don't believe it.
 
2014-01-18 05:39:28 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.

Considering what sometimes passes for

-a high school diploma
-"honorable" military service

I'm not sure either of those points should be counted against him


Agreed. At least passing the GED r

cryinoutloud: alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity

The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.


YRDOINITWRONG

You're supposed to put that on her front door.
 
2014-01-18 05:42:14 PM  
gerbilpox: MurphyMurphy: Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.

Considering what sometimes passes for

-a high school diploma
-"honorable" military service

I'm not sure either of those points should be counted against him

Agreed. At least passing the GED rcryinoutloud: alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity


The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.

YRDOINITWRONG

You're supposed to put that on her front door.


Oops. Always preview.
 
2014-01-18 05:44:23 PM  
So what is dad trying to do, help his little girl land a new sugar daddy so she wont move home with him? Well better get to the closest 2 year school and become a paralegal.
 
2014-01-18 05:45:29 PM  
ugly skank.  running away to Russia was an escape plan.
 
2014-01-18 05:47:23 PM  

cryinoutloud: AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.

Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.


shhh, sweetie, men are talking.
 
2014-01-18 05:55:49 PM  

cryinoutloud: AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.

Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.


I agree.  Wrong for the dude, wrong for the chick.  Or.  We could let people do what they want to do in the privacy of their own lives and mind our own business.
 
2014-01-18 05:56:43 PM  

stonelotus: cryinoutloud: AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.

Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.

shhh, sweetie, men are talking.


Damn you!  That was much better.
 
2014-01-18 06:00:16 PM  

MechaPyx: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

You mean aside from that fact he had a good job, a bunch of money, and whisked her away on vacation to exotic foreign places? Add to that the fact he probably couldn't talk a lot about what he did at work. Very mysterious and romantic and blah blah blah. Bonus: he was thin with good personal hygiene.

Yeah, I can't see why a no talent stripper(sorry....artiste) who's reaching the end of her shelf life would be interested in that at all.


She hasn't reached the end of her shelf life until she has either a big C-section scar or stretch marks from her implants.
 
2014-01-18 06:11:50 PM  
Poor girl.  If she needs a place to stay, I've got a spare room she can use.
 
2014-01-18 06:13:42 PM  

trotsky: DeathByGeekSquad: mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.

There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.

Thank goodness somebody else is thinking like this. Snowden is a traitor. He's a modern day Rick Ames. He's did some serious damage to US Intelligence and quite possibly compromised the live of people working for American Intelligence world-wide. He's a creepy little Libertarian who never had an issue with the NSA stuff until Obama was in office.

He's not a hero. He's not a patriot. He's a traitor who is easily on the list with other American spies during the Cold War. He fled to a man who is working against the US at every angle and was probably happy to have such a traitor under his protection. In fact, Snowden could live with the one or two outstanding Americans still in Moscow under the care of the FSA. Yes, there are at least two, so Snowden could room with them and they could drink vodka and discuss how hard they farked the country of the ...


You're a goddamn moron, I was heavily involved in shiat I can't talk about ever too, I'll make up a cartoon card for my wallet if you need credentials.  ES brought it to the PUBLIC, he will be remembered forever for this.  I can't predict how this will go down but I'll side on a pretty big blow for fu big brother.
 
2014-01-18 06:18:43 PM  

AngryDragon: ReverendJynxed: Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.

Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.


Wells shiat, hand her a welfare check and be done with it then.
 
2014-01-18 06:32:06 PM  

Your Hind Brain: EnglishMan: I think she could cut back in some simple ways. For example, she doesn't seem to need a bra.

Where else would she keep her cupcakes? NSFW


Does she need a jockstrap?
 
2014-01-18 06:32:58 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.


You sound blue-collar.
 
2014-01-18 06:33:06 PM  

Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.


Work for a government agency for a week and I think you will have your answer.
 
2014-01-18 06:35:02 PM  
he attention whoring would have probably gotten him caught
 
2014-01-18 06:35:49 PM  

Trik: her attention whoring would have probably gotten him caught


ftfm
 
2014-01-18 06:38:09 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Hmmmm...  Looks promising...

[i.imgur.com image 500x498]

[i.imgur.com image 394x400]

[i.imgur.com image 600x751]

[i.imgur.com image 635x776]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Zoom in there...

Are those... crazy eyes?

[i.imgur.com image 300x168]

[i.imgur.com image 620x413]

GAH!!!  PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!! ABANDON relationSHIP!!!

[NopeBadger.gif]

/would hit like the fist of an angry god
//then suddenly leave country and seek asylum


Not much in the way of cleavage on that one but alright.
 
2014-01-18 06:50:43 PM  

NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.


Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.
 
2014-01-18 07:00:57 PM  
FTFA: "The concerned father recently told the Guardian his daughter, 28, was 'left to fend for herself' by Mr Snowden and 'trying to make sense of everything and come up with a plan for herself.'"

Yeah.. So? She now has to, like, plan out her decisions? Oh the horror.
 
2014-01-18 07:13:53 PM  
It is 2014 and we allow women to serve in the military, to kill or be killed.  Isn't the idea that they are helpless and penniless without a male to fend for them a bit retro*?
 
2014-01-18 07:22:37 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.


Sounds like a perfect opportunity for Anna Chapman-caliber KGB stooges to leverage.
 
2014-01-18 07:28:56 PM  

AngryDragon: ReverendJynxed:

Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.

Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.


I thought if a woman needs a man to pay her way she's a vapid whore and if a man wants to pay her way he's a goofy sucker with a small IQ and an even smaller weiner. Unless he's very rich, very smart and so lawyered up that he won't pass the salt without making her sign something.

In my day feminism was about women being strong and independent. Then it became about women being victims; now apparently feminists are strippers. Not that there's anything wrong with strippers, just that it's not particularly empowering for the stripper or the customers.

But then I want a smart woman to have an honest conversation with me, even if she must be fully dressed; something about expecting women to be people, with at least as much dignity as poodles. Clearly there's something very wrong with me.
 
2014-01-18 08:15:52 PM  

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for Anna Chapman-caliber KGB stooges to leverage.


Yeah, but from what I know of those jobs, they basically say:

"Are you Brad Pitt?"
"Would she fall/"fall" for anyone LESS than Brad Pitt?"
"OK then."
 
2014-01-18 08:38:31 PM  
www.bestofvegas.com
vs.
s1.reutersmedia.net
  Decisions, decisions.
 
2014-01-18 08:41:52 PM  
She needs a couple sammiches, but yeah, she's cute.
 
2014-01-18 08:49:04 PM  

jake3988: She needs a couple sammiches, but yeah, she's cute.


I don't know about that. She's thin but not rail thin. She's just got a very tight body from all the dancing.
 
2014-01-18 10:00:46 PM  

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


circus arts, trapeze, wire walking, fire vbreathing etc. She a Burner, basically
 
2014-01-18 10:46:16 PM  
huh
 
2014-01-19 12:01:19 AM  

Abox: FlashHarry: i'd leak it!

I'd tap it!


I'd let her twist my dripping faucet... Wait, that sounds wrong
I'd plug her leaks!

/ Of course, I'd give her Drew's name and number.
 
2014-01-19 12:10:22 AM  

KyDave: Abox: FlashHarry: i'd leak it!

I'd tap it!

I'd let her twist my dripping faucet... Wait, that sounds wrong
I'd plug her leaks!

/ Of course, I'd give her Drew's name and number.


I doubt Drew likes sloppy seconds.
 
2014-01-19 12:16:41 AM  

Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.


Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.

i848.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-19 12:18:26 AM  
As a woman I have to wonder why his hands are on her waist.
 
2014-01-19 01:17:00 AM  

nucal: Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.

Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.


I prefer specific horniness. You might actually have to work to bring it out, but it's all for you so you can rest easy. Plus you don't have to deal with man hands if that's not your bag. NNTAWWMH.
 
2014-01-19 01:48:03 AM  

Fafai: nucal: Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.

Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.

I prefer specific horniness. You might actually have to work to bring it out, but it's all for you so you can rest easy. Plus you don't have to deal with man hands if that's not your bag. NNTAWWMH.


Not all of us can have the luxury of specificity.  Lucky boy you are.
 
2014-01-19 02:10:55 AM  

nucal: Not all of us can have the luxury of specificity.  Lucky boy you are.


I am lucky, yes.

All I'm saying is there's more than just hormones at play when it comes to sexual desire. Not saying you said otherwise, but your post conjured up an image in my mind of some skeevy desperate dude trying to find the chick with the manliest hands in the bar to increase his chances of getting laid. If men want to increase their chances they should stop looking for man hands and, well, this poster said it better than I could:

Witness99: make the leap from meat to mind

 
2014-01-19 02:24:39 AM  
I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.
 
2014-01-19 02:27:54 AM  

Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.


The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO
 
2014-01-19 02:49:34 AM  

nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO


Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.
 
2014-01-19 02:51:26 AM  
>'left to fend for herself'

You mean - GASP - getting a real job???

This is female privilege.
 
2014-01-19 02:55:02 AM  

Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.


BTW, shouldn't it be "NTTAWWT" instead of "NNTAWWT"?  Or am I confused?
 
2014-01-19 02:57:15 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


She's a gold-digger attention whore. He's a computer security engineer who had USA government security clearances. How do you think?
 
2014-01-19 03:00:21 AM  

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


Her vagina is a clown car. For penises.
 
2014-01-19 03:00:29 AM  
You got me. I'm drunk.

/BTW Just as a disclaimer I have had sex with men and if I were still single I would be open to sex with trans women too so I really do mean that there's nothing wrong with it.
 
2014-01-19 03:07:37 AM  

Fafai: You got me. I'm drunk.

/BTW Just as a disclaimer I have had sex with men and if I were still single I would be open to sex with trans women too so I really do mean that there's nothing wrong with it.


Fair enough on all counts ...
 
2014-01-19 03:18:37 AM  

Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.


And she will complete his training and then his journey towards the dark side will be complete.
 
2014-01-19 03:21:54 AM  

MechaPyx: Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.

And she will complete his training and then his journey towards the dark side will be complete.


Will you train me, MechaPyx?
 
2014-01-19 03:45:58 AM  

Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another

rip your dick off.
 
2014-01-19 04:29:00 AM  

MechaPyx: I don't know about that. She's thin but not rail thin. She's just got a very tight body from all the dancing.


I've worked with enough anorexics to recognize an anorexic mandible any day. And she's got one.
 
2014-01-19 09:32:52 AM  
Fantastic body or not when all is said and done I will always remember a womans' face, voice, mannerisms,  more than her body.
So, to put it bluntly, this chicks smile (at least when photographed) scares the sh*t out of me.
I give her a Butterface Rating of 4 out of 10 (based on photos of course)
 
2014-01-19 09:58:56 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).

Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.


Yes, it would be difficult to hide out with an attention whore.
 
2014-01-19 10:55:33 AM  

The Larch: thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.

I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.

Yes, duped the poor innocent NSA into hiring him. They had absolutely no way to verify his qualifications, the poor dears. Its important to always remember that the NSA is the real victim here.



I know this is the internet and I'm supposed to pretend that I lack the mental capacity to hold two or more thoughts about a topic, or the emotional maturity not to be breathlessly antagonistic about it--but I gotta say interpreting my criticisms of Snowden and his stripper's professional prowess as a tacit defense of the NSA's woeful ineptitude is a pretty big stretch of the imagination.

The only thing that I'm not outraged about is that a big spy agency is spying on everybody.  What's outrageous is how cartoonishly bad they are at it.
 
2014-01-19 02:33:40 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Big_Doofus: and he's a farking traitor.

You farking people..


He is a traitor.  I don't care if he decides to let people know that we're doing some bad stuff, but he shouldn't have given the stuff to China and Russia and the press.   He's a traitor and deserves a firing squad.  I have a feeling he'll get it some day too.
 
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