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(Daily Mail)   Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 178
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2014-01-18 08:49:04 PM

jake3988: She needs a couple sammiches, but yeah, she's cute.


I don't know about that. She's thin but not rail thin. She's just got a very tight body from all the dancing.
 
2014-01-18 10:00:46 PM

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


circus arts, trapeze, wire walking, fire vbreathing etc. She a Burner, basically
 
2014-01-18 10:46:16 PM
huh
 
2014-01-19 12:01:19 AM

Abox: FlashHarry: i'd leak it!

I'd tap it!


I'd let her twist my dripping faucet... Wait, that sounds wrong
I'd plug her leaks!

/ Of course, I'd give her Drew's name and number.
 
2014-01-19 12:10:22 AM

KyDave: Abox: FlashHarry: i'd leak it!

I'd tap it!

I'd let her twist my dripping faucet... Wait, that sounds wrong
I'd plug her leaks!

/ Of course, I'd give her Drew's name and number.


I doubt Drew likes sloppy seconds.
 
2014-01-19 12:16:41 AM

Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.


Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.

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2014-01-19 12:18:26 AM
As a woman I have to wonder why his hands are on her waist.
 
2014-01-19 01:17:00 AM

nucal: Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.

Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.


I prefer specific horniness. You might actually have to work to bring it out, but it's all for you so you can rest easy. Plus you don't have to deal with man hands if that's not your bag. NNTAWWMH.
 
2014-01-19 01:48:03 AM

Fafai: nucal: Technoir: NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.

Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.

Those hands mean higher than usual testosterone for a woman, which translates into more general horniness.

I prefer specific horniness. You might actually have to work to bring it out, but it's all for you so you can rest easy. Plus you don't have to deal with man hands if that's not your bag. NNTAWWMH.


Not all of us can have the luxury of specificity.  Lucky boy you are.
 
2014-01-19 02:10:55 AM

nucal: Not all of us can have the luxury of specificity.  Lucky boy you are.


I am lucky, yes.

All I'm saying is there's more than just hormones at play when it comes to sexual desire. Not saying you said otherwise, but your post conjured up an image in my mind of some skeevy desperate dude trying to find the chick with the manliest hands in the bar to increase his chances of getting laid. If men want to increase their chances they should stop looking for man hands and, well, this poster said it better than I could:

Witness99: make the leap from meat to mind

 
2014-01-19 02:24:39 AM
I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.
 
2014-01-19 02:27:54 AM

Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.


The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO
 
2014-01-19 02:49:34 AM

nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO


Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.
 
2014-01-19 02:51:26 AM
>'left to fend for herself'

You mean - GASP - getting a real job???

This is female privilege.
 
2014-01-19 02:55:02 AM

Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.


BTW, shouldn't it be "NTTAWWT" instead of "NNTAWWT"?  Or am I confused?
 
2014-01-19 02:57:15 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


She's a gold-digger attention whore. He's a computer security engineer who had USA government security clearances. How do you think?
 
2014-01-19 03:00:21 AM

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


Her vagina is a clown car. For penises.
 
2014-01-19 03:00:29 AM
You got me. I'm drunk.

/BTW Just as a disclaimer I have had sex with men and if I were still single I would be open to sex with trans women too so I really do mean that there's nothing wrong with it.
 
2014-01-19 03:07:37 AM

Fafai: You got me. I'm drunk.

/BTW Just as a disclaimer I have had sex with men and if I were still single I would be open to sex with trans women too so I really do mean that there's nothing wrong with it.


Fair enough on all counts ...
 
2014-01-19 03:18:37 AM

Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.


And she will complete his training and then his journey towards the dark side will be complete.
 
2014-01-19 03:21:54 AM

MechaPyx: Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.

And she will complete his training and then his journey towards the dark side will be complete.


Will you train me, MechaPyx?
 
2014-01-19 03:45:58 AM

Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another

rip your dick off.
 
2014-01-19 04:29:00 AM

MechaPyx: I don't know about that. She's thin but not rail thin. She's just got a very tight body from all the dancing.


I've worked with enough anorexics to recognize an anorexic mandible any day. And she's got one.
 
2014-01-19 09:32:52 AM
Fantastic body or not when all is said and done I will always remember a womans' face, voice, mannerisms,  more than her body.
So, to put it bluntly, this chicks smile (at least when photographed) scares the sh*t out of me.
I give her a Butterface Rating of 4 out of 10 (based on photos of course)
 
2014-01-19 09:58:56 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).

Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.


Yes, it would be difficult to hide out with an attention whore.
 
2014-01-19 10:55:33 AM

The Larch: thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.

I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.

Yes, duped the poor innocent NSA into hiring him. They had absolutely no way to verify his qualifications, the poor dears. Its important to always remember that the NSA is the real victim here.



I know this is the internet and I'm supposed to pretend that I lack the mental capacity to hold two or more thoughts about a topic, or the emotional maturity not to be breathlessly antagonistic about it--but I gotta say interpreting my criticisms of Snowden and his stripper's professional prowess as a tacit defense of the NSA's woeful ineptitude is a pretty big stretch of the imagination.

The only thing that I'm not outraged about is that a big spy agency is spying on everybody.  What's outrageous is how cartoonishly bad they are at it.
 
2014-01-19 02:33:40 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Big_Doofus: and he's a farking traitor.

You farking people..


He is a traitor.  I don't care if he decides to let people know that we're doing some bad stuff, but he shouldn't have given the stuff to China and Russia and the press.   He's a traitor and deserves a firing squad.  I have a feeling he'll get it some day too.
 
2014-01-19 09:09:18 PM

Fafai: MechaPyx: Fafai: nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.

The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO

Keep shooting for chicks with man hands and pretty soon you'll meet one who'll be able to tell you all about transitioning from one set of genitals to another.

And she will complete his training and then his journey towards the dark side will be complete.

Will you train me, MechaPyx?


I'll train you.  Not sure if I have man hands, but I'm pretty good at specific horniness.  And I'll try not to rip your dick off.
 
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