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(Daily Mail)   Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 178
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2014-01-18 03:01:33 PM  

thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.

I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.


Yes, duped the poor innocent NSA into hiring him. They had absolutely no way to verify his qualifications, the poor dears. Its important to always remember that the NSA is the real victim here.
 
2014-01-18 03:13:44 PM  
I dunno, for a high school dropout, he was doing extremely well for himself.  Living in Hawaii (most likely on the taxpayer's dime), making $120k a year and banging a pretty good looking girl.  He must have talked a good game to get that gig with Booz Allen.
 
2014-01-18 03:21:02 PM  
She's nothing more than a skanky stripper and he's a farking traitor.

Guess what? The Russians are getting tired of him and about done with him. He's going to be majorly farked soon.
 
2014-01-18 03:21:49 PM  

dalthas: [attentionwhore.jpg]


she's not the one who went running to some shiat tabloid (although she does have a blog, which half the article quotes, although I've never read it). It's her patronizing father who seems to think his little girl can't support herself or something. "She was basically left to fend for herself" he's trying to make it sound like he left her surrounded by a pack of wolves or some shiat.
Snowden did the best thing he could for her, left her completely out of it (so she and her father say)
 
2014-01-18 03:22:57 PM  
I would have left her too, but first i would have smashed her stupid over-sized plastic lens hipster glasses

/anyone who wears those is a douche
 
2014-01-18 03:24:44 PM  
If there's one thing I know about attractive women with tits and ass, it's that they gonna be OK.
 
2014-01-18 03:25:03 PM  

Big_Doofus: Guess what? The Russians are getting tired of him and about done with him. He's going to be majorly farked soon.


Which is why we'll wake up one day to learn he's in Brazil or some such place.
 
2014-01-18 03:27:57 PM  

Big_Doofus: and he's a farking traitor.


You farking people..
 
2014-01-18 03:31:13 PM  
So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?

There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"

Circus wannabe art stripper? really?  probably also thinks "mean people suck" and that when you die your sould turns into a butterfly or some nonsense.     I'd last 6 months tops even if she brought home all her stripper freinds to blow me every night.

/Hell I'd sell the secrets of the Ribwich to the North Koreans to get an exit strategy out of that.
 
2014-01-18 03:33:03 PM  
is she's all alone and penniless her cooter must stink something fierce.
 
2014-01-18 03:38:10 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.


I don't think Assange has been in any position to make any promises to anyone in the last few years, has he? Or did Snowden look at him and think, Now this guy knows how to do it. That's why he's living in an embassy and can't even go out on the streets, since he'll be arrested or killed by practically anyone.
 
2014-01-18 03:38:46 PM  

stonelotus: is she's all alone and penniless her cooter must stink something fierce.



That almost sounds like a Country and Western song.
 
2014-01-18 03:49:29 PM  
Since when is a man who is not married required to support his girlfriend?

Get a job, lazy btch.
 
2014-01-18 04:03:20 PM  
But what I wanna know is, is she adrift without a compass? Why didn't the article say anything about that?
 
2014-01-18 04:07:27 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


Kind of gives you hope, doesn't it.
 
2014-01-18 04:34:36 PM  

painless42: So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?

There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"

Circus wannabe art stripper? really?  probably also thinks "mean people suck"


When in reality, mean people rock, make the world go around, and are amaze balls with a side of awesome sauce?
 
2014-01-18 04:41:14 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


You mean aside from that fact he had a good job, a bunch of money, and whisked her away on vacation to exotic foreign places? Add to that the fact he probably couldn't talk a lot about what he did at work. Very mysterious and romantic and blah blah blah. Bonus: he was thin with good personal hygiene.

Yeah, I can't see why a no talent stripper(sorry....artiste) who's reaching the end of her shelf life would be interested in that at all.
 
2014-01-18 04:47:06 PM  

Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.


I suspect Ed is getting laid good and often.  As for the heartbroken chick, she gives me a really gratingly annoying needy I'm so special vibe.  Fab bod tho.
 
2014-01-18 04:52:12 PM  

MechaPyx: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

You mean aside from that fact he had a good job, a bunch of money, and whisked her away on vacation to exotic foreign places? Add to that the fact he probably couldn't talk a lot about what he did at work. Very mysterious and romantic and blah blah blah. Bonus: he was thin with good personal hygiene.

Yeah, I can't see why a no talent stripper(sorry....artiste) who's reaching the end of her shelf life would be interested in that at all.


They're both young, attractive people.  Snowden isn't really a "creepy dweeb," he's actually pretty photogenic and attractive.  The difference is he is ambitious and she's not.  He is interesting and she's not.  He is controversial and she's not.  He's making a difference (whether it be positive or negative) and she's not.

This is about the most pathetic 15 minutes of fame I've seen (for the stripper).  She needs to change her game.  Yes, she's nearing the end of "shelf life" as a stripper, but there's a lot of opportunity and satisfaction out there if she could somehow make the leap from meat to mind.
 
2014-01-18 04:55:29 PM  

jso2897: I lied.
[i18.photobucket.com image 264x276]
I wasn't really on birth control!



That's the kind of crazy that'll hunt you down unless you reveal top government secrets and then flee the country.

It was the only way to be sure.
 
2014-01-18 05:07:32 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.

There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.


Thank goodness somebody else is thinking like this. Snowden is a traitor. He's a modern day Rick Ames. He's did some serious damage to US Intelligence and quite possibly compromised the live of people working for American Intelligence world-wide. He's a creepy little Libertarian who never had an issue with the NSA stuff until Obama was in office.

He's not a hero. He's not a patriot. He's a traitor who is easily on the list with other American spies during the Cold War. He fled to a man who is working against the US at every angle and was probably happy to have such a traitor under his protection. In fact, Snowden could live with the one or two outstanding Americans still in Moscow under the care of the FSA. Yes, there are at least two, so Snowden could room with them and they could drink vodka and discuss how hard they farked the country of their birth.

In short, fark Snowden and the cult of people around him who don't understand that the NSA stuff was only a small part of what he did. That includes Boing Boing, the EFF and other organizations I normally support. They get outraged by the NSA tapping into their cell phones but forget the assets he exposed to possible death.
 
2014-01-18 05:08:11 PM  
Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.
 
2014-01-18 05:30:42 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.


Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.
 
2014-01-18 05:35:28 PM  

AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.


Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.
 
2014-01-18 05:37:32 PM  
 Edward Snowden a heterosexual? I don't believe it.
 
2014-01-18 05:39:28 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.

Considering what sometimes passes for

-a high school diploma
-"honorable" military service

I'm not sure either of those points should be counted against him


Agreed. At least passing the GED r

cryinoutloud: alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity

The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.


YRDOINITWRONG

You're supposed to put that on her front door.
 
2014-01-18 05:42:14 PM  
gerbilpox: MurphyMurphy: Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.

Considering what sometimes passes for

-a high school diploma
-"honorable" military service

I'm not sure either of those points should be counted against him

Agreed. At least passing the GED rcryinoutloud: alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity


The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.

YRDOINITWRONG

You're supposed to put that on her front door.


Oops. Always preview.
 
2014-01-18 05:44:23 PM  
So what is dad trying to do, help his little girl land a new sugar daddy so she wont move home with him? Well better get to the closest 2 year school and become a paralegal.
 
2014-01-18 05:45:29 PM  
ugly skank.  running away to Russia was an escape plan.
 
2014-01-18 05:47:23 PM  

cryinoutloud: AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.

Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.


shhh, sweetie, men are talking.
 
2014-01-18 05:55:49 PM  

cryinoutloud: AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.

Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.


I agree.  Wrong for the dude, wrong for the chick.  Or.  We could let people do what they want to do in the privacy of their own lives and mind our own business.
 
2014-01-18 05:56:43 PM  

stonelotus: cryinoutloud: AngryDragon: Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.

Blah blah blah, find another subject to biatch about OK? You oppressed men are getting old. Takes two to tango, bro.

shhh, sweetie, men are talking.


Damn you!  That was much better.
 
2014-01-18 06:00:16 PM  

MechaPyx: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

You mean aside from that fact he had a good job, a bunch of money, and whisked her away on vacation to exotic foreign places? Add to that the fact he probably couldn't talk a lot about what he did at work. Very mysterious and romantic and blah blah blah. Bonus: he was thin with good personal hygiene.

Yeah, I can't see why a no talent stripper(sorry....artiste) who's reaching the end of her shelf life would be interested in that at all.


She hasn't reached the end of her shelf life until she has either a big C-section scar or stretch marks from her implants.
 
2014-01-18 06:11:50 PM  
Poor girl.  If she needs a place to stay, I've got a spare room she can use.
 
2014-01-18 06:13:42 PM  

trotsky: DeathByGeekSquad: mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.

There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.

Thank goodness somebody else is thinking like this. Snowden is a traitor. He's a modern day Rick Ames. He's did some serious damage to US Intelligence and quite possibly compromised the live of people working for American Intelligence world-wide. He's a creepy little Libertarian who never had an issue with the NSA stuff until Obama was in office.

He's not a hero. He's not a patriot. He's a traitor who is easily on the list with other American spies during the Cold War. He fled to a man who is working against the US at every angle and was probably happy to have such a traitor under his protection. In fact, Snowden could live with the one or two outstanding Americans still in Moscow under the care of the FSA. Yes, there are at least two, so Snowden could room with them and they could drink vodka and discuss how hard they farked the country of the ...


You're a goddamn moron, I was heavily involved in shiat I can't talk about ever too, I'll make up a cartoon card for my wallet if you need credentials.  ES brought it to the PUBLIC, he will be remembered forever for this.  I can't predict how this will go down but I'll side on a pretty big blow for fu big brother.
 
2014-01-18 06:18:43 PM  

AngryDragon: ReverendJynxed: Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.

Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.


Wells shiat, hand her a welfare check and be done with it then.
 
2014-01-18 06:32:06 PM  

Your Hind Brain: EnglishMan: I think she could cut back in some simple ways. For example, she doesn't seem to need a bra.

Where else would she keep her cupcakes? NSFW


Does she need a jockstrap?
 
2014-01-18 06:32:58 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.


You sound blue-collar.
 
2014-01-18 06:33:06 PM  

Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.


Work for a government agency for a week and I think you will have your answer.
 
2014-01-18 06:35:02 PM  
he attention whoring would have probably gotten him caught
 
2014-01-18 06:35:49 PM  

Trik: her attention whoring would have probably gotten him caught


ftfm
 
2014-01-18 06:38:09 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Hmmmm...  Looks promising...

[i.imgur.com image 500x498]

[i.imgur.com image 394x400]

[i.imgur.com image 600x751]

[i.imgur.com image 635x776]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Zoom in there...

Are those... crazy eyes?

[i.imgur.com image 300x168]

[i.imgur.com image 620x413]

GAH!!!  PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!! ABANDON relationSHIP!!!

[NopeBadger.gif]

/would hit like the fist of an angry god
//then suddenly leave country and seek asylum


Not much in the way of cleavage on that one but alright.
 
2014-01-18 06:50:43 PM  

NavyDavy: She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.


Seriously. the hands are gross.  other than that, she's pretty and well formed.
 
2014-01-18 07:00:57 PM  
FTFA: "The concerned father recently told the Guardian his daughter, 28, was 'left to fend for herself' by Mr Snowden and 'trying to make sense of everything and come up with a plan for herself.'"

Yeah.. So? She now has to, like, plan out her decisions? Oh the horror.
 
2014-01-18 07:13:53 PM  
It is 2014 and we allow women to serve in the military, to kill or be killed.  Isn't the idea that they are helpless and penniless without a male to fend for them a bit retro*?
 
2014-01-18 07:22:37 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.


Sounds like a perfect opportunity for Anna Chapman-caliber KGB stooges to leverage.
 
2014-01-18 07:28:56 PM  

AngryDragon: ReverendJynxed:

Looks like it's time to get a job and stop relying on a man to pay your way.

Remember, if a woman chooses on having a man pay her way it's empowering.  If a man suggests paying for a woman it's misogynistic and a component of the patriarchy keeping a woman down.


I thought if a woman needs a man to pay her way she's a vapid whore and if a man wants to pay her way he's a goofy sucker with a small IQ and an even smaller weiner. Unless he's very rich, very smart and so lawyered up that he won't pass the salt without making her sign something.

In my day feminism was about women being strong and independent. Then it became about women being victims; now apparently feminists are strippers. Not that there's anything wrong with strippers, just that it's not particularly empowering for the stripper or the customers.

But then I want a smart woman to have an honest conversation with me, even if she must be fully dressed; something about expecting women to be people, with at least as much dignity as poodles. Clearly there's something very wrong with me.
 
2014-01-18 08:15:52 PM  

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for Anna Chapman-caliber KGB stooges to leverage.


Yeah, but from what I know of those jobs, they basically say:

"Are you Brad Pitt?"
"Would she fall/"fall" for anyone LESS than Brad Pitt?"
"OK then."
 
2014-01-18 08:38:31 PM  
www.bestofvegas.com
vs.
s1.reutersmedia.net
  Decisions, decisions.
 
2014-01-18 08:41:52 PM  
She needs a couple sammiches, but yeah, she's cute.
 
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