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(Daily Mail)   Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 178
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2014-01-18 12:35:04 PM  
She was broke and no longer worked.  Sounds like it was time for Snowden to get himself a new toy.
 
2014-01-18 12:36:54 PM  
You have 792 new voice messages.
 
2014-01-18 12:38:51 PM  
How fat do you have to be to not know you're pregnant until you go into full term labor?
 
2014-01-18 12:39:01 PM  

studebaker hoch: You have 792 new voice messages.


Nice!
 
2014-01-18 12:41:51 PM  
No titties = not hot.
 
2014-01-18 12:42:09 PM  

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-18 12:43:53 PM  
Whatever shall she do?  Well suck dick, of course.  That's all she ever could do and based on her father's quote "she was left on her own - without even any money to support herself," that was her financial plan all along.

But you weren't married, simply a "free whore" for a young guy.  You put all your eggs in a basket that only works for very young women (stripping, dancing, looking to become a "kept woman").  Now you're a nearly 30 yo attention whore with quickly diminishing options.  But you just keep taking selfies and posting boring, whiny shiat on the internet.
 
2014-01-18 12:44:50 PM  
Meh. I guess she's okay, if you are into skanks.
 
2014-01-18 12:45:50 PM  

grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.


You mean like the ballet?
 
2014-01-18 12:45:51 PM  
She has to take care of herself now? The HORROR!!! What is a 28 year old woman to do if there isn't a man around to pay her farking bills?

This really hits me right in the feels.
 
2014-01-18 12:47:41 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.


He ran away from the most powerful nation on Earth, who has taken extreme measures to find him, including forcing planes with diplomats on them to ground, and yet he was granted asylum by Russia and is a (mostly) free man today.

That's not bad for a computer geek who doesn't have any formal training in espionage.
 
2014-01-18 12:48:02 PM  
Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra...
 
2014-01-18 12:49:52 PM  
She's a pole-dancing superhero adrift in a sea of chaos.
 
2014-01-18 12:49:55 PM  

FlashHarry: i'd leak it!



I'd tap it!
 
2014-01-18 12:51:09 PM  

alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity


The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.
 
2014-01-18 12:51:22 PM  
She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.
 
2014-01-18 12:53:31 PM  

bongmiester: Whatever shall she do?

pr0n


And we're done here...
 
2014-01-18 12:55:53 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.
 
2014-01-18 01:03:03 PM  

miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.

You mean like the ballet?


No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?
 
2014-01-18 01:06:43 PM  

Sasquach: miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.

You mean like the ballet?

No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?


i322.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 01:09:30 PM  

grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.


Oblig...

~www.demotivation.us
 
2014-01-18 01:09:53 PM  
So pass the wench around and have done with it, you didn't loose your girlfriend you just lost your turn
 
2014-01-18 01:13:42 PM  

miss diminutive: Sasquach: miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?

They just run around in circles.

You mean like the ballet?

No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?


Thank you!... I'm on the mobile in a waiting room...
 
2014-01-18 01:14:55 PM  
"left on her own - without even any money to support herself"

Yes, whatever is she supposed to do as an able-bodied adult in the 21st century in the richest country in the world.
 
2014-01-18 01:19:32 PM  

mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.


brilliant guy (Snowden, not you) but there are ramifications to what he has done...probably unintended on his part based on what I have heard him say but there is an amount of baby that went with the bathwater.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/03/the-thr ee -types-of-nsa-snooping-that-edward-snowden-revealed/
 
2014-01-18 01:30:52 PM  

LeroyBourne: She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.


Yeah but I bet she does all the things in the meantime.
 
2014-01-18 01:38:20 PM  
dsydic.

Nice, got out of that relationship while you could, Ed.  (but seriously, there were easier ways)
 
2014-01-18 01:38:26 PM  

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


Yes, "circus classes"!  You don't just show up with a top hat and get to be the ringmaster, you have to pass a series of rigorous certification exams.  You can't even sweep up the elephant shiat without references from two of your professors and ten years of experience.  It's kind of like a Masters in Puppetry, but, with clown makeup..
 
2014-01-18 01:40:47 PM  
I think she could cut back in some simple ways. For example, she doesn't seem to need a bra.
 
2014-01-18 01:41:04 PM  
She's got creepy Man Hands and no tits.
High maintenance.  No wonder he dumped her.
 
2014-01-18 01:44:01 PM  
There must be...fifty ways to leave your lover
Make a new plan, Stan
Tell on the Fed, Ed
 
2014-01-18 01:44:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.


There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.
 
2014-01-18 01:51:27 PM  

Glendale: LeroyBourne: She's got a real hipster vibe going.  He was wise to hit and run.

Yeah but I bet she does all the things in the meantime.


*squints eyes*  If by all the things you mean cooks/cleans/gives back rubs/is generally nice to be around aaaaand a complete whure in the sack?  I'm thinking just the last part, nntawwt for a while.
 
2014-01-18 01:52:25 PM  

EnglishMan: I think she could cut back in some simple ways. For example, she doesn't seem to need a bra.


Where else would she keep her cupcakes? NSFW
 
2014-01-18 01:53:37 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.


Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."
 
2014-01-18 01:56:00 PM  

FlashHarry: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.

the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.


This right here.

If you ever see someone post something and the slug says it's from the Daily Mail, you can safely scroll right past it and disregard anything written therein, because they don't call it the Daily Fail for no reason at all.
 
2014-01-18 01:58:59 PM  

Sgt Otter: Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.

I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.


Considering what sometimes passes for

-a high school diploma
-"honorable" military service

I'm not sure either of those points should be counted against him
 
2014-01-18 01:59:31 PM  
Maybe it's the flu I've been fighting, but I couldn't read her quotes in the article without throwing up a little in my mouth.

'As I type this on my tear-streaked keyboard I'm reflecting on all the faces that have graced my path.
'The ones I laughed with. The ones I've held. The one I've grown to love the most. And the ones I never got to bid adieu.


Yeah? Well as I type this on my vomit soaked keyboard I'm retching at all the ways in which this woman is going to continue to make herself a victim to get more attention.  Daddy dearest should realize how bad his parenting skills look, biatching about his daughter being left to fend for herself after her BOYFRIEND leaves her.
 
2014-01-18 02:00:11 PM  

Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.

Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."


Yes, by all means, let's play poker without seeing anyone else at the table, or their actions.  Just like college freshman discover, the world does not conform to the desires of one, but to the whims of the many.  If you're surrounded by nations who arm themselves with the latest information possible, and have access to your 'classified' or 'confidential' information, whilst you have next to nothing because you believe in transparency - you will be taken advantage of, and you will be blind sided.  You become the weakest link in any negotiation.

I would highly suggest that you read up on exactly the role the NSA has played throughout its history.  I would suggest with the non-biased (hits both success and failures quite evenly), The Secret Sentry.
 
2014-01-18 02:01:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.
/ crimes against humanity

The last time I was heartbroken, I posted hundreds of pictures of my tear-stained face, my bucket of tears, and wrote "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" over and over again on my blog.

shiat, no wonder nobody reads my blog.


An old childhood friend of mine (a very, according to him, Nice Guy) has been having a Category 5 meltdown on Facebook the last few days when his latest obsession started dating someone. I'm so very glad social media didn't exist when I was young, stupid and still thought love was a rom-com/Disney movie.
 
2014-01-18 02:04:56 PM  

Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.

Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."


Some back channel bullshiat is unavoidable, but what Snowden revealed was, by and large, not useful nor defensible.

We don't need to spy on farking Norway.  The Viking hordes are not going to turn on us or bring about our demise.
 
2014-01-18 02:10:16 PM  
i303.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 02:11:27 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: mongbiohazard: Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.

There are established ways, and he went the non-established Assange way, before Assange's contacts started distancing themselves from the situation.  There shouldn't be any doubt that Snowden was groomed by Assange, who made promises that he ultimately didn't keep, leaving Snowden in that 'where is safe' mess that went on for a bit.

This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.  For all of the perceived 'good', it came at an incredible cost to existing capabilities.


You're not suggesting we have a "level playing field," are you?

Best comment I've read about the situation.  A media circus that revved up emotions.  So many naïve idealists.

As this planet globalizes, it would be nice if we could all get on the same foot.  Environmental regulations, for example.  The US is strapped with EPA regulations (which is great job security for me as an environmental engineer), but other countries that pollute more and share the same air are not bound.  China pollutes the air like nobody's business and oh look, they're now emerging as the new super power.
 
2014-01-18 02:14:15 PM  
Well if she is willing to cram rubber goods in her butthole in front of a webcam (and something tells me she is) I think in the short term she will be fiscally stable.
 
2014-01-18 02:27:56 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 02:36:34 PM  
Hmmmm...  Looks promising...

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Zoom in there...

Are those... crazy eyes?

i.imgur.com

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GAH!!!  PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!! ABANDON relationSHIP!!!

[NopeBadger.gif]

/would hit like the fist of an angry god
//then suddenly leave country and seek asylum
 
2014-01-18 02:41:48 PM  
I lied.
i18.photobucket.com
I wasn't really on birth control!
 
2014-01-18 02:42:49 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope:

Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

I was going to extend a charitable offer of free rent indefinitely to the lovely artiste but reading this made me change my mind. Her "laxity in discipline" and obvious stupidity might well present an unacceptable hazard to a heretofore successful subversive mastermind such as yours truly.
 
2014-01-18 02:46:09 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 02:51:32 PM  

miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.


I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills.  You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.
 
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