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(Daily Mail)   Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 178
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2014-01-18 08:41:20 AM
"In the days after the scandal broke, she took to her blog - where she has posted dozens of photos of herself semi-naked  - to tell of her heartbreak."

What kind of schmuck writes like that.
 
2014-01-18 08:44:40 AM
i'd leak it!
 
2014-01-18 08:45:15 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.


the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.
 
2014-01-18 09:07:44 AM
I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.
 
2014-01-18 09:42:05 AM
Whatever shall she do?

pr0n
 
2014-01-18 09:52:57 AM
Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?
 
2014-01-18 10:07:42 AM
He must have been really tired of her shiat.
 
2014-01-18 10:10:02 AM
Hmmm...sounds like the perfect revenge would be to seduce him out into the open, just long enough for authorities to arrest his ass.

Then cash the check from Uncle Sam and lol all the way to the bank.
 
2014-01-18 10:16:36 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?


Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.
 
2014-01-18 10:24:28 AM
I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).
 
2014-01-18 10:33:45 AM
She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.
 
2014-01-18 10:34:09 AM
She's okay to look at, but I've seen better dancing skills in one stoplight town strip clubs.
 
2014-01-18 10:34:55 AM

twistedmetal: She's okay to look at, but I've seen better dancing skills in one stoplight town strip clubs.


/........but those girls aren't much to look at.........
 
2014-01-18 10:35:25 AM
Here's how one man of international mystery assuaged his separation from whomever he was separated from.
 
2014-01-18 10:37:16 AM
She can blow my whistle.
 
2014-01-18 10:40:08 AM

slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).


Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.
 
2014-01-18 10:45:01 AM
She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?
 
2014-01-18 10:52:25 AM
That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too.

/ crimes against humanity
 
2014-01-18 10:52:26 AM

miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.

As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?


They just run around in circles.
 
2014-01-18 11:03:43 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.


i.imgur.com

I'm sorry...where was this story published?
 
2014-01-18 11:27:16 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Something tells me - and I may be wrong - that an open, free-spirited, angsty pole dancer who calls stripping her "art" and blogs her heartbreak perhaps presents a higher risk for laxity in discipline and being caught during one's escape.

Just a thought.


Probably right.  She probably would have called everyone to tell them she was leaving the country and where she was going.
 
2014-01-18 11:36:27 AM

FlashHarry: the daily fail is home to some of the worst writers in the world. it always has been.


Just as good as the submitters we have here -- auto greenlights for Daily Fail!

/Pnot safe for work? Principal caught sayof?
 
2014-01-18 11:38:40 AM

Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.


I still can't figure out how a dude with a GED and a Less Than Honorable Discharge from the Army scored that job in the first place.
 
2014-01-18 12:03:32 PM

Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.


You've never been to Russia have you?
 
2014-01-18 12:04:57 PM
no pics wtf?? im not reading that shiatty article
 
2014-01-18 12:05:43 PM
Working as a dancer, with a flat, pasty body like that, I can see why she's broke.
 
2014-01-18 12:06:33 PM
Sans makeup:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-18 12:06:55 PM

slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).


Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.
 
2014-01-18 12:07:41 PM
Well, Russian chicks are pretty hot and usually drunk so.....
 
2014-01-18 12:08:08 PM

Generation_D: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?

Brains and money. The same way the top of the techie chain has always done it.


Yup. My older bro pulls some pretty nice tail. He also travels so he gets the +1 for being foreign.
 
2014-01-18 12:08:13 PM
The dancer girlfriend of NSA leaker Edward Snowden was left on her own - without even any money to support herself - her father says.

Um... you're thinking of wife, not girlfriend you jackass.  He's under no obligation whatsoever to his girlfriend in any way shape or form including but not limited to supporting her financially or even seeing her tomorrow.  FFS
 
2014-01-18 12:09:38 PM

Prophet of Loss: Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not.  Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.

Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.

You've never been to Russia have you?


I am guessing he isn't particularly free to travel quite yet. Or were you just talking about whores?
 
2014-01-18 12:10:00 PM
She can climb my pole any time.
 
2014-01-18 12:10:55 PM
So hot girls like douchebags?  Nice.

/So you're saying there's a chance.
 
2014-01-18 12:13:43 PM
Don't worry, she'll find another sugar-daddy. Women like this, money falls out of the sky and lands on them. All they have to do is spread their legs.
 
2014-01-18 12:14:36 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: slayer199: I can't really blame him.  Why would you want to drag someone close to you into the crap he has to live with now?

If she went with him and he was caught....she'd be going down right with him (and not in the good way).

Well he did run to CHINA then RUSSIA. So he might not be all that bright in the first place.


Or, you could actually read up on that and reconsider.  http://www.correntewire.com/six_reasons_why_choosing_hong_kong_is_a_b r illiant_move_by_edward_snowden

http://world.time.com/2013/06/23/russian-hospitality-why-snowden-pic ke d-moscow-as-his-transit-point/
 
2014-01-18 12:15:00 PM

grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.


WIN
 
2014-01-18 12:17:13 PM
Nudist?  Buddy thats a Stripper.  Strippers get paid.
 
2014-01-18 12:18:55 PM
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2014-01-18 12:20:51 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Sans makeup:

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Not so bad. A few drinks, some soft lighting, put on some Marvin Gaye and it's time for sweet sweet lovin.
 
2014-01-18 12:23:39 PM
So the strippers dad is mad that his stripper daughter got treated like a stripper.


Got it.
 
2014-01-18 12:26:34 PM
"Dating a stripper" isn't really the same thing as having a girlfriend
 
2014-01-18 12:27:28 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hmmm...sounds like the perfect revenge would be to seduce him out into the open, just long enough for authorities to arrest his ass.

Then cash the check from Uncle Sam and lol all the way to the bank get black-bagged on her way to the bank and spend the rest of her life breathing recycled air whenever she's not being waterboarded.


FTFY.

/Why the hell do you think Snowden fled the US in the first place?
//she's probably the only person in the country on a first-name basis with him who hasn't been given the PFC Manning treatment yet
 
2014-01-18 12:28:29 PM
See PNot?

www.publicdomainpictures.net
 
2014-01-18 12:30:19 PM
Stripper lost her meal ticket, nerd lost his hot stripper girlfriend.

It does suck. The guy shouldn't have had to do that, flee the country abandoning his life in order to do the right thing exposing our government's injustice, but that's the world we've created... I hope someday we get a POTUS brave enough to issue Snowden a blanket pardon for the leaking. It's farking tragic that we find an ACTUAL patriot and he both needs to flee our country and have "conservative" waterheads all calling him a traitor.
 
2014-01-18 12:30:58 PM
Sorry, I'm allergic to PNots.
 
2014-01-18 12:31:44 PM

thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.


Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.
 
2014-01-18 12:33:24 PM

miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.

Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.


Yeah, but Rush Limbaugh told him otherwise, and that's all that really matters.
 
2014-01-18 12:33:25 PM
[attentionwhore.jpg]
 
2014-01-18 12:34:23 PM
I have a feeling she'll be fine.
Strippers, like cats, have an uncanny ability to land on their feet (and / or another penis).
 
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