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(Times Union)   Man who conspired to build a death ray is indicted by grand jury. Could face long prison term, or possibly banishment to a remote volcano as punishment   (timesunion.com) divider line 22
    More: Followup, death rays, grand jury, N.Y. Crawford, indictments, punishments  
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2014-01-18 08:22:27 AM
6 votes:
...to be watched over by two slow-witted, inattentive guards in generic uniforms who have terrible aim
2014-01-18 11:41:08 AM
3 votes:

ZAZ: distribution of information relating to weapons of mass destruction.

I hope he demands a trial so the information relating to weapons of mass destruction will be in the public record.



Ha, the joke's on him. He can't really   destroy mass, only convert it into pure energy!

Oh, wait. I see the problem now.
2014-01-18 11:30:19 AM
3 votes:
Looks a lot sexier in his Klan robes:

ww4.hdnux.com

/Probably going to name death ray the James Earl Death Ray.
//If you're a member of the Klan and you're going to synagogues to find Israeli experts to help you build your death ray, you're doing it wrong.
2014-01-18 11:13:40 AM
2 votes:
Wake me up when he decides to build this.

henryherz.files.wordpress.com

"COOL!"
2014-01-18 06:15:50 PM
1 votes:
What part of right to bear arms don't these dicks understand?
2014-01-18 12:52:51 PM
1 votes:
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I am assuming he broke the case.
2014-01-18 12:32:05 PM
1 votes:
Typical noob mistake.  Get an agent to represent you and your invention.  Sell it to GE.  They can get a DARPA grant to finish development.  Suddenly you are a job creator and America hero.  Israel gets their snazzy new weapon.  Mooslims get barbecued.  You retire with your supermodel girlfriend to a beach in Tahiti.
2014-01-18 12:26:11 PM
1 votes:
Crawford was listed on several websites as a member of Americans Demanding Liberty and Freedom, a Galway-based tea party group.

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2014-01-18 12:25:00 PM
1 votes:

Fano: Death Ray, fiddlesticks! It barely slows 'em down!


Ah, c'mon, you gotta actually show it!
davidszondy.com
2014-01-18 12:17:04 PM
1 votes:
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Death ray, eh?
2014-01-18 11:58:43 AM
1 votes:
I have a electromagnetic radiation emitting device on the front of my car, helps me see at night.

/next time just reconfigure the main deflector array to emit a tycheon pulse
2014-01-18 11:42:18 AM
1 votes:
Death Ray, fiddlesticks! It barely slows 'em down!
2014-01-18 11:30:05 AM
1 votes:
I would build a life ray, because that's my thing now, f*ckheads
2014-01-18 11:24:39 AM
1 votes:
They were going to sell it   to Jewish groups or a southern branch of the Ku Klux Klan.

One or the other boys? No middle of the road there, eh?
2014-01-18 11:15:28 AM
1 votes:

Ab3: Did he build it for peaceful purposes?


Is this the guy?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-18 11:13:25 AM
1 votes:
CHA

Do they give out Nobel prizes for attempted chemistry?
2014-01-18 11:09:22 AM
1 votes:
This is why when I sell death rays, I make the customers sign statements that they will only use them for peaceful purposes.

/A businessman has to limit his liability
//Learned that from running a lemonade stand
2014-01-18 11:06:46 AM
1 votes:
What kind of -inator is it?
Dnrtfa

/ where's Perry?
2014-01-18 11:05:12 AM
1 votes:
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Wanted for questioning.
Ab3
2014-01-18 11:03:04 AM
1 votes:
Did he build it for peaceful purposes?
2014-01-18 11:02:58 AM
1 votes:

SmackLT: ...to be watched over by two slow-witted, inattentive guards in generic uniforms who have terrible aim



Stormtroopers?
2014-01-18 08:34:06 AM
1 votes:

ZAZ: distribution of information relating to weapons of mass destruction.

I hope he demands a trial so the information relating to weapons of mass destruction will be in the public record.


I'm pretty sure you can google for death ray plans and get some ideas on how one such device might be built...wanna really have fun, look up the plans for an EMP gun sometime.
 
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