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(News.com.au)   Well, that is one habit you should not be getting into   (news.com.au) divider line 24
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2014-01-18 11:05:16 AM
5 votes:

PastryChef: There is a huge amount of sexual abuse by male clergy on nuns. Just as bad as the whole child-rate situation.


They rate the child after they're done?  Is that on a sliding scale or something?
2014-01-18 10:50:01 AM
3 votes:
Wait until her husband finds out, there's going to be hell to pay.
2014-01-18 10:39:17 AM
3 votes:
Dammit Zeus! Not again. . .
2014-01-18 09:33:34 AM
3 votes:
I hope she names the baby Jesus.
2014-01-18 07:19:35 PM
2 votes:
The "Little Disciples of Jesus."

cdn0.cosmosmagazine.com
2014-01-18 11:19:27 AM
2 votes:
She just got tired of the convent, and wanted to try out for the open Missionary Position...
2014-01-18 10:46:30 AM
2 votes:
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?

Nun
2014-01-18 10:40:28 AM
2 votes:
Virgin Birth?
2014-01-18 10:38:05 AM
2 votes:
31? Catholic girls start much too late.
2014-01-18 04:41:45 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Obscure?
2014-01-18 03:13:34 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
How to sex a nun

Seester: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!
2014-01-18 01:01:14 PM
1 votes:
... Her fellow nuns were quoted saying they were "very surprised''.

They were all using the same candle?
2014-01-18 12:27:46 PM
1 votes:
Chaplain

>Brother

I have a question regarding the Adepta Sororitas and the limits to which we may engage with them on a social level

>You may ask your questions

To what is the allowed limit we may pursue a personal relationship with an individual member of their order before it becomes unseemly

>You may kiss a Sororitas once, you may even kiss her twice. But you must never get into the habit

Understood.
2014-01-18 12:07:41 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: Maybe she got knocked up right before becoming a nun?  TFA didn't say how long she's been a nun.


I'm going to guess at least nun months
2014-01-18 11:35:13 AM
1 votes:
What the nun may of looked like:

mzonline.com

/obscure?
//naaaaa
2014-01-18 11:21:24 AM
1 votes:
A SALVADOREAN nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week after she felt stomach cramps in her convent and was rushed to hospital.

oh--is that what they call the private parts on a nun---her convent?   and a nun????  guess her private parts were not too private for someone.
2014-01-18 11:14:25 AM
1 votes:
Are you saying she should drop the habit?

That's kind of how this whole problem started.
2014-01-18 10:55:18 AM
1 votes:
Hey, who slipped the roofies in with the communion wafers?
2014-01-18 10:54:58 AM
1 votes:
OK, guys, that's enough nun jokes. Poor woman; I'm sure she'll have to do an awful lot of punance to make up for this.
2014-01-18 10:54:54 AM
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: Infobahn: 31? Catholic girls start much too late.

Sooner or later it comes down to fate.


That sinners have much more fun
2014-01-18 10:47:05 AM
1 votes:
Back in the day, this is the Habit a lot of guys would have liked to get into.

cheddarbay.com
2014-01-18 10:45:56 AM
1 votes:
I'd wrinkle her wimple.
2014-01-18 10:40:01 AM
1 votes:

Infobahn: 31? Catholic girls start much too late.


Sooner or later it comes down to fate.
2014-01-18 09:21:39 AM
1 votes:
We'll have nun of that in the convent!
 
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