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(News.com.au)   Well, that is one habit you should not be getting into   (news.com.au) divider line 67
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2014-01-18 09:21:39 AM  
We'll have nun of that in the convent!
 
2014-01-18 09:33:34 AM  
I hope she names the baby Jesus.
 
2014-01-18 09:50:25 AM  
¡Es un milagro!

/Sí... ese es el billete...
 
2014-01-18 10:34:13 AM  
Habits make great maternity wear.
 
2014-01-18 10:35:50 AM  
Nun bun in oven.
 
2014-01-18 10:38:05 AM  
31? Catholic girls start much too late.
 
2014-01-18 10:38:38 AM  

Lucky LaRue: I hope she names the baby Jesus.


She actually named him Francis. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2014-01-18 10:38:54 AM  
Oops, somewhere along the line she broke her vows.
 
2014-01-18 10:39:17 AM  
Dammit Zeus! Not again. . .
 
2014-01-18 10:39:22 AM  
Well, is she hawt or nawt?
 
2014-01-18 10:39:29 AM  
they never told her what nun(none) meant
 
2014-01-18 10:40:01 AM  

Infobahn: 31? Catholic girls start much too late.


Sooner or later it comes down to fate.
 
2014-01-18 10:40:28 AM  
Virgin Birth?
 
2014-01-18 10:41:56 AM  
I am just waiting for the talk to change to the Imaculate deception.
 
2014-01-18 10:45:56 AM  
I'd wrinkle her wimple.
 
2014-01-18 10:46:15 AM  
Blue Nun is a great way to get a bun in a nun's oven.
 
2014-01-18 10:46:30 AM  
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?

Nun
 
2014-01-18 10:47:05 AM  
Back in the day, this is the Habit a lot of guys would have liked to get into.

cheddarbay.com
 
2014-01-18 10:47:20 AM  

GungFu: Well, is she hawt or nawt?


Well apparently he did come.

i85.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 10:48:02 AM  
The nun belongs to the "Little Disciples of Jesus'' convent in Campomoro near Rieti, which manages an old people's home and reports said she would keep the baby.

I bet the kid will need a walker and smell like Ben-Gay.
 
2014-01-18 10:50:01 AM  
Wait until her husband finds out, there's going to be hell to pay.
 
2014-01-18 10:51:43 AM  
2nd coming of Jesus.
 
2014-01-18 10:53:01 AM  
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the only reasonable explanation for why she didn't realize that she was pregnant is that she is both stupid and fat.
 
2014-01-18 10:54:54 AM  

Prof. Frink: Infobahn: 31? Catholic girls start much too late.

Sooner or later it comes down to fate.


That sinners have much more fun
 
2014-01-18 10:54:58 AM  
OK, guys, that's enough nun jokes. Poor woman; I'm sure she'll have to do an awful lot of punance to make up for this.
 
2014-01-18 10:55:18 AM  
Hey, who slipped the roofies in with the communion wafers?
 
2014-01-18 10:57:42 AM  
There is a huge amount of sexual abuse by male clergy on nuns. Just as bad as the whole child-rate situation.
 
2014-01-18 11:05:16 AM  

PastryChef: There is a huge amount of sexual abuse by male clergy on nuns. Just as bad as the whole child-rate situation.


They rate the child after they're done?  Is that on a sliding scale or something?
 
2014-01-18 11:06:09 AM  
Uh-oh. Us atheist be's in trouble.
 
2014-01-18 11:07:12 AM  
Do the male clergy members convene and rate the young boys after raping them?
/I don't think that is white smoke coming out of the chimney. But it sure is white.
 
2014-01-18 11:13:22 AM  
Anna Comnena lay ya.
 
2014-01-18 11:14:25 AM  
Are you saying she should drop the habit?

That's kind of how this whole problem started.
 
2014-01-18 11:16:26 AM  
Catholic schoolgirl into trouble? Naughty, naughty Zoot! It isn't too perilous is it?
 
2014-01-18 11:17:39 AM  
Also featured on same page as story:

resources1.news.com.au

Daaaaaaaawwwwwwwww...
 
2014-01-18 11:19:27 AM  
She just got tired of the convent, and wanted to try out for the open Missionary Position...
 
2014-01-18 11:21:24 AM  
A SALVADOREAN nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week after she felt stomach cramps in her convent and was rushed to hospital.

oh--is that what they call the private parts on a nun---her convent?   and a nun????  guess her private parts were not too private for someone.
 
2014-01-18 11:30:51 AM  
So did she bang someone or not wtf?  Is there a better article?
 
2014-01-18 11:35:13 AM  
What the nun may of looked like:

mzonline.com

/obscure?
//naaaaa
 
2014-01-18 11:48:35 AM  
I have seen none stranger than nun strange.
 
2014-01-18 11:49:10 AM  
Maybe she got knocked up right before becoming a nun?  TFA didn't say how long she's been a nun.
 
2014-01-18 11:49:27 AM  
OMAHA! OMAHA!
 
2014-01-18 11:56:36 AM  
www.top10films.co.uk

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-18 11:59:39 AM  

Lucky LaRue: I hope she names the baby Jesus.


Because she likes the name?
 
2014-01-18 12:07:41 PM  

LeroyBourne: Maybe she got knocked up right before becoming a nun?  TFA didn't say how long she's been a nun.


I'm going to guess at least nun months
 
2014-01-18 12:08:24 PM  

gingerjet: What the nun may of looked like:

[mzonline.com image 360x242]

/obscure?
//naaaaa


Too perilous.
 
2014-01-18 12:22:16 PM  
www.sunsetplayhouse.com
 
2014-01-18 12:27:46 PM  
Chaplain

>Brother

I have a question regarding the Adepta Sororitas and the limits to which we may engage with them on a social level

>You may ask your questions

To what is the allowed limit we may pursue a personal relationship with an individual member of their order before it becomes unseemly

>You may kiss a Sororitas once, you may even kiss her twice. But you must never get into the habit

Understood.
 
2014-01-18 12:29:27 PM  
Abstinence education at its finest
 
2014-01-18 12:40:34 PM  

flynn80: So did she bang someone or not wtf?  Is there a better article?


i'm assuming someone ejaculated into her vagina.
 
2014-01-18 12:49:34 PM  
What a nun might look like...

worldrec.info

/Okay, maybe not...
 
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