twomutts: I've found that a clear plastic bag over the twomutts Jr's head for a few minutes works wonders. Oh sure, he struggles for a few moments at first, but he's not strong enough yet to put up much of a fight so the struggles are over pretty quickly.Now I just need to figure out why he's doing so poorly in school...
dennysgod: Like I'm going to waste whiskey on my kids.
p4p3rm4t3: Tell them your a super hero and have to save the world every night and if they don't go to sleep people might get hurt./no offspring/or reading comprehension 82.54325% of the time
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