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(Daily Mail)   21-year-old Russian hottie arrives in UK speaking just six words of English, is now Masters student competing for Miss World University. WHAT A COUNTRY (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2014-01-18 11:51:40 AM  
Tell me again how far men get with ANY non-STEM or Finance degree?

If I agree to walk around in a speedo and express a hope for world peace, may I also have a cash prize, lucrative skin creme modeling contracts, and chances to meet single (or married) female billionaires?
 
2014-01-18 11:52:49 AM  

Gordon Bennett: T-Servo: [i1.examiner.co.uk image 333x333]
Love the comments from TFA claiming that she shouldn't represent the UK at Miss World because she's not really English. I suppose Prunella Scales is more appropriate?

Xenophobic arseholes reading the Daily Mail? Colour me shocked.

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2014-01-18 12:00:52 PM  
If this is what Britain's bringing in, I say they make the 'No Mingas' law from Ali G: The Movie law!!!!!
 
2014-01-18 12:17:09 PM  

PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.


Yeah.  "Hottie" is not the right word here.  She's simply a reasonably attractive college student.

enderthexenocide: so she had 10 years to learn the language, attend high school and then go to college? what an amazing story.


And she did the learning as a kid--not that hard.

Fallout Boy: There are many immigrants who come to English-speaking countries, often much older than 11 and know zero words, and later become fluent in the language within several years. Newsflash at 11.


Yup.  My wife learned her first word of English at age 43.  While she is by no means fully fluent now we converse in English and rarely does she have problems with not knowing a word.
 
2014-01-18 12:42:05 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Two of my brothers moved to London and ended up marrying girls fresh out of Poland. One is one of the smartest, prettiest, loveliest girls you would want to meet.




and the other holds the lightbulb whilst wearing one sock.
 
2014-01-18 12:48:37 PM  
Master's student = I couldn't find a job.
(Voice of experience)
 
2014-01-18 01:23:22 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Tell me again how far men get with ANY non-STEM or Finance degree?

If I agree to walk around in a speedo and express a hope for world peace, may I also have a cash prize, lucrative skin creme modeling contracts, and chances to meet single (or married) female billionaires?


THIS
 
2014-01-18 03:22:57 PM  
Sadly, she still speaks only six words of English.

But one of them is "yes" and franklly, no one cares.
 
2014-01-18 03:54:22 PM  

macadamnut: Maria Rimmer-Turbakova

She's married?

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What a guy.
 
2014-01-18 05:21:34 PM  

JoieD'Zen: PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.

She's beautiful. WTF is wrong with you?


No she isn't. She's average

Perhaps your prescription needs to be adjusted.
 
2014-01-18 06:08:48 PM  
'The teachers I had and my classmates were all fantastic. They made me feel so welcome and they helped me so much.

Just out of the goodness of their hearts, natch.

I had to used a lot of hand gestures at first, but so I made progress so quickly thanks to the support [ghost-written reports, test answers & extra credit] everyone gave me.

I know that if it hadn't been for them I wouldn't be in the position I am today.'


Spreadeagled?
 
2014-01-18 06:28:48 PM  

Savage Belief: I know this is am uncomfortable subject for most farkers, but this woman should be held up as an example of what to do when immigrating to another country.



THIS

I know the article is from England, but the story applies here, too.

Aaaand, before jerkasses pipe in about our homegrown idiots, her story should resound with everyone--a lot of hard work can put you in a position to have a good life.  From newly-minted immigrants to Mayflower-descended white trash, from descendants of 1840s-era German-wavers to slave-ship spawn, there is no reason to be dependent on the government for your sole means of income, nor a detriment to society.

Do your homework in school, avoid having kids before you're able to support them, and stay away from the criminal life, and chances are you'll do fine on one level or another.
 
2014-01-18 09:41:28 PM  

insomnimack: Savage Belief: know this is am uncomfortable subject for most farkers, but this woman should be held up as an example of what to do when immigrating to another country.


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2014-01-18 10:17:10 PM  

ReverendJynxed: JoieD'Zen: PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.

She's beautiful. WTF is wrong with you?

No she isn't. She's average

Perhaps your prescription needs to be adjusted.


Perhaps you need to spend less time looking at internet porn? It seems to have skewed your perspective.

/thinks she's beautiful
 
2014-01-19 01:11:26 AM  

JoieD'Zen: PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.

She's beautiful. WTF is wrong with you?


As I said, she's not unattractive.  And I have a thing for brunettes.  Not sure what it is about her that's keeping her out of the 'hot' category for me.
 
2014-01-19 01:17:07 AM  

edmo: PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

My cousin's kid just finished hers in Texas and if pushing six figures right out of school I find that pretty farking impressive.


Oh, I know shrinks can make good money.

It's their competence and ethics I tend to have a problem with.

Borrowing money from your vulnerable patients is not o.k. in my book, especially if you have no intention of paying it back.

Can't get into more specifics, because of non-disclosure agreements and confidentiality.

I've also met about three decent ones, but the ratio isn't 50/50, unfortunately.
 
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