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(Daily Mail)   21-year-old Russian hottie arrives in UK speaking just six words of English, is now Masters student competing for Miss World University. WHAT A COUNTRY (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2014-01-18 07:08:05 AM  
Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.
 
2014-01-18 07:10:56 AM  
i1.examiner.co.uk
Love the comments from TFA claiming that she shouldn't represent the UK at Miss World because she's not really English. I suppose Prunella Scales is more appropriate?
 
2014-01-18 07:11:02 AM  
Were the six words: me love you a long time?
 
2014-01-18 07:15:53 AM  

PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.


Russian hot?
 
2014-01-18 07:16:50 AM  
Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.
 
2014-01-18 07:18:22 AM  

PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.



'British-Russian Hot'.
 
2014-01-18 07:21:35 AM  
Russian is beautiful and intelligent? Must be a spy!
 
2014-01-18 07:21:38 AM  

PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.


She's beautiful. WTF is wrong with you?
 
2014-01-18 07:24:55 AM  
And the full on Yorkshire accent, truly wondrous
 
2014-01-18 07:33:57 AM  

JoieD'Zen: PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.

She's beautiful. WTF is wrong with you?


Different people have different tastes. I think she looks... okay. More makeup (or maybe poorly applied makeup) than I generally like. Also, I tend to reserve the word "hot" for women I find stunningly beautiful. I don't find the girl in the article to be stunningly beautiful.
 
2014-01-18 07:34:14 AM  
She's is good looking. Not the smok'n hot, tall blond I think of when it comes to Russian girls
 
2014-01-18 07:35:34 AM  
I thought the joke was that when you linked to Daily Mail and said the article was about someone smoking hot, she was guaranteed to look like you put out a forest fire in her face with a screwdriver, and instead I get no joke.
 
2014-01-18 07:37:25 AM  
Only in America!
 
2014-01-18 08:06:01 AM  
Also she appears to have doubled in girth between the early and later photographs of her.  This trend, if it continues, will have her babushka-sized in a couple of years.
 
2014-01-18 08:06:02 AM  
She's a model and potential Miss World contestant???

I mean, she's pretty, but no more pretty than your average pretty college student. She's young, and not obese and has clear skin... maybe with the right clothes and makeup and hairstyle she might be hot, but based on the photos from that article, she's square in girl-next-door category.

When I see the words "Russian Hottie" I am expecting someone way over there on the right hand edge of the bell curve, 3 or 4 standard deviations away from the mean, not 1 or 2 above.

Hell, she looks like she even needs to lose some weight. Seriously.

Now I sound like a horrible person. :(
 
2014-01-18 08:09:07 AM  

Goodluckfox: She's a model and potential Miss World contestant???

I mean, she's pretty, but no more pretty than your average pretty college student. She's young, and not obese and has clear skin... maybe with the right clothes and makeup and hairstyle she might be hot, but based on the photos from that article, she's square in girl-next-door category.

When I see the words "Russian Hottie" I am expecting someone way over there on the right hand edge of the bell curve, 3 or 4 standard deviations away from the mean, not 1 or 2 above.

Hell, she looks like she even needs to lose some weight. Seriously.

Now I sound like a horrible person. :(


'Miss World University', not 'Miss World"
 
2014-01-18 08:09:35 AM  
Maria Rimmer-Turbakova

She's married?

fandomania.com
 
2014-01-18 08:10:39 AM  

TrotlineDesigns: Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.


Imagine the upheaval if people found out that we have more government than we really need and were actually  have to suffer under the burdens of self reliance and self responsibility.  What type of individuals would that produce?  How would politicians be able to buy their votes?  We are so close now to getting government to make sure you are a success in life being defined as a right

ANd of course we  need government  involved in everything


Fear not  citizen but I am from a Federal agnecy here to protect you from  high volume toilet flushes and  high  flow shower heads now if you will kindly step aside and allow us to inspect your bathrooms for anything that might not be in compliance.
 
2014-01-18 08:10:47 AM  
so she had 10 years to learn the language, attend high school and then go to college?  what an amazing story.

my story is better though.  when i came to this country, i could not speak any words at all.  not only that, i couldn't even walk.  i was utterly dependent on other people to feed and clothe me and clean up after me.  and now, a mere 34 years later, i'm a college graduate living on my own who has a decent job and even self-published a novel this year.  i am truly an inspiration to others.  they should do a story about me.
 
2014-01-18 08:16:16 AM  
I was raised by wolves and now teach wolf at a major university.
 
2014-01-18 08:16:34 AM  
Sooo... what we have here is a female psychology major peddling her body to make a living.
 
2014-01-18 08:23:26 AM  

hasty ambush: TrotlineDesigns: Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.

Imagine the upheaval if people found out that we have more government than we really need and were actually  have to suffer under the burdens of self reliance and self responsibility.  What type of individuals would that produce?  How would politicians be able to buy their votes?  We are so close now to getting government to make sure you are a success in life being defined as a right

ANd of course we  need government  involved in everything


Fear not  citizen but I am from a Federal agnecy here to protect you from  high volume toilet flushes and  high  flow shower heads now if you will kindly step aside and allow us to inspect your bathrooms for anything that might not be in compliance.


Cool, now: without the sarcastic fog of irony, rewrite these ideas to see if they still actually exist.
 
2014-01-18 08:25:58 AM  
There are many immigrants who come to English-speaking countries, often much older than 11 and know zero words, and later become fluent in the language within several years. Newsflash at 11.
 
2014-01-18 08:26:36 AM  

abhorrent1: She's is good looking. Not the smok'n hot, tall blond I think of when it comes to Russian girls


Very few of them are natural blondes.
 
2014-01-18 08:29:19 AM  

hasty ambush: TrotlineDesigns: Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.

Imagine the upheaval if people found out that we have more government than we really need and were actually  have to suffer under the burdens of self reliance and self responsibility.  What type of individuals would that produce?  How would politicians be able to buy their votes?  We are so close now to getting government to make sure you are a success in life being defined as a right

ANd of course we  need government  involved in everything


Fear not  citizen but I am from a Federal agnecy here to protect you from  high volume toilet flushes and  high  flow shower heads now if you will kindly step aside and allow us to inspect your bathrooms for anything that might not be in compliance.


Well, plenty o' derp THERE.
 
2014-01-18 08:34:06 AM  
Two of my brothers moved to London and ended up marrying girls fresh out of Poland. One is one of the smartest, prettiest, loveliest girls you would want to meet.
 
2014-01-18 08:37:31 AM  

Wodan11: Sooo... what we have here is a female psychology major peddling her body to make a living.

 
2014-01-18 08:38:32 AM  

TrotlineDesigns: Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.


You do realize that the majority of those brown folk in South Florida are hard line Republicans and hate illegal immigrants just as much if not more so than the typical Florida cracker.

I would also place Florida white trash/redneck English on par with broken English.

I used to get upset when I was in Miami that everyone was always speaking Spanish but when you look at it, all South Florida is just a huge Hispanic neighborhood so they will naturally speak their or their parents mother tongue.

Now as far as independence or self reliance, I would say that chucking all you know and going off to another place where the only job you can get is swabbing out shiatters or cutting lawns is a lot more bootstrappy than the guys I see on disability marching around my town all day holding impeach Obama signs...
 
2014-01-18 08:42:01 AM  
Sure, that'd be impressive as an adult.

At 11, though, picking up the language everyone around you is speaking, making it through primary and secondary school, and going to a mid-rank university with an easy major is pretty par for the course.

All the hard parts and obstacles that could have been significant in the story stem from things that don't apply to an 11-year-old, like how adult immigrants have to work for a living at the same time as they learn and don't have a peer group at their level of education.  I'd almost go so far as to say any 11-year-old that  can't pull it off is more than a bit on the dim side of the spectrum.

// Not that there's anything wrong with her or she's a bad person or anything, her story's just really... unremarkable.  She's done well in the single-pat-on-the-back "good for you" sense, not really in the lets-write-a-news-article-about-this-amazing-story sense.  Like, this gets basically the same reaction that a co-worker announcing they're getting married gets: yes, we're all happy that things are working out for you, but that's not the same thing as being  impressed.
 
2014-01-18 08:49:06 AM  

theflatline: TrotlineDesigns: Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.

You do realize that the majority of those brown folk in South Florida are hard line Republicans and hate illegal immigrants just as much if not more so than the typical Florida cracker.

I would also place Florida white trash/redneck English on par with broken English.

I used to get upset when I was in Miami that everyone was always speaking Spanish but when you look at it, all South Florida is just a huge Hispanic neighborhood so they will naturally speak their or their parents mother tongue.

Now as far as independence or self reliance, I would say that chucking all you know and going off to another place where the only job you can get is swabbing out shiatters or cutting lawns is a lot more bootstrappy than the guys I see on disability marching around my town all day holding impeach Obama signs...


While I am sure it makes you feel good to group Rednecks and White trash.. you left out blacks.  The people that decided making up a fake language was much easier than speaking the one taught in schools that most down here stop going to as soon as they hit 14 years old.
As for the Impeach Obama crowd.  I can't speak about that because much like you.. I don't actually know any of those folks.

/Don't be a dick, it's unbecoming.
//Two can play the bigot game.
 
2014-01-18 09:00:01 AM  

enderthexenocide: so she had 10 years to learn the language, attend high school and then go to college?  what an amazing story.

my story is better though.  when i came to this country, i could not speak any words at all.  not only that, i couldn't even walk.  i was utterly dependent on other people to feed and clothe me and clean up after me.  and now, a mere 34 years later, i'm a college graduate living on my own who has a decent job and even self-published a novel this year.  i am truly an inspiration to others.  they should do a story about me.



Don't forget that brutal coat hanger attack you miraculously survived a mere months before arriving.
 
2014-01-18 09:13:47 AM  

TrotlineDesigns: theflatline: TrotlineDesigns: Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.

You do realize that the majority of those brown folk in South Florida are hard line Republicans and hate illegal immigrants just as much if not more so than the typical Florida cracker.

I would also place Florida white trash/redneck English on par with broken English.

I used to get upset when I was in Miami that everyone was always speaking Spanish but when you look at it, all South Florida is just a huge Hispanic neighborhood so they will naturally speak their or their parents mother tongue.

Now as far as independence or self reliance, I would say that chucking all you know and going off to another place where the only job you can get is swabbing out shiatters or cutting lawns is a lot more bootstrappy than the guys I see on disability marching around my town all day holding impeach Obama signs...

While I am sure it makes you feel good to group Rednecks and White trash.. you left out blacks.  The people that decided making up a fake language was much easier than speaking the one taught in schools that most down here stop going to as soon as they hit 14 years old.
As for the Impeach Obama crowd.  I can't speak about that because much like you.. I don't actually know any of those folks.

/Don't be a dick, it's unbecoming.
//Two can play the bigot game.


I think any one black, brown, yellow, white, or purple should be able to speak English.  I pointed out the Hispanic folk in South Florida because they make up the majority.

Has the Florida public school system ever been any good?  I say that as someone who graduated from a "good" public high school here in 1988 when my family moved back, and it was horrifically poor then.

There is ignorance in all communities including the Redneck/White Trash.  I was not being bigoted.  I have plenty of both in my immediate family.  Here in Ocala and in Louisiana.

As for the Impeach Obama people, I know two.  They stand at busy intersection downtown blocking traffic Mon-Fri.  They are both in their late 40's and hold up heavy wooden signs all day long.

They also park their cars in spots that are reserved for businesses causing legit customers to either leave or walk 4-5 blocks.  Did I mention they use handicapped spots, yet they can hold heavy signs up all day?

One day I was helping a friend carry supplies up a flight of stairs to his barroom(a guy with a peg leg) and he offered both of them a job because he sees them there every day, and they both said they were retired on disability(did I mention they stand in the sun holding heavy signs all day?)

Blaming this countries issues on immigrants and black people solely is bigoted.  No one ever seems to point the finger at big business not wanting a middle class but everyone should be an uneducated worker bee.  Government and big business has the country turned against itself so we do not address those two big elephants in the room, they are getting exactly what they want.
 
2014-01-18 09:14:16 AM  

PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?


My cousin's kid just finished hers in Texas and if pushing six figures right out of school I find that pretty farking impressive.
 
2014-01-18 09:19:27 AM  
Is she hot?  Yes.  Smoking hot?  Yes.  Smoking hot for world-class beauty competition?  No.  Daily Mail hot for a world-class beauty competition? Yes.

Everything is relative.  People in the thread are disappointed because the headline set expectations high, not because she's not hot in general.  What readers seemed to have missed is that this is a Daily Mail article, which should have caused them to set expectations at somewhere between "Meh" and "It's a Trap."
 
2014-01-18 09:21:47 AM  
Why are Russian women hot when young and then become crones in later life? It defies logic!

/jk
 
2014-01-18 09:26:29 AM  

librarianwah: Why are Russian women hot when young and then become crones in later life? It defies logic!


We always called it the "Babushka factor." Age 40 they put on the scarf, gain weight and get really nasty. Still there are some good years there.
 
2014-01-18 09:27:16 AM  
I couldn't get past the rimmer part.
 
2014-01-18 09:36:03 AM  

theflatline: TrotlineDesigns: theflatline: TrotlineDesigns: Imagine that.  Move to a country and learn to speak their language.  America can't do that because it creates independence and self reliance.

You do realize that the majority of those brown folk in South Florida are hard line Republicans and hate illegal immigrants just as much if not more so than the typical Florida cracker.

I would also place Florida white trash/redneck English on par with broken English.

I used to get upset when I was in Miami that everyone was always speaking Spanish but when you look at it, all South Florida is just a huge Hispanic neighborhood so they will naturally speak their or their parents mother tongue.

Now as far as independence or self reliance, I would say that chucking all you know and going off to another place where the only job you can get is swabbing out shiatters or cutting lawns is a lot more bootstrappy than the guys I see on disability marching around my town all day holding impeach Obama signs...

While I am sure it makes you feel good to group Rednecks and White trash.. you left out blacks.  The people that decided making up a fake language was much easier than speaking the one taught in schools that most down here stop going to as soon as they hit 14 years old.
As for the Impeach Obama crowd.  I can't speak about that because much like you.. I don't actually know any of those folks.

/Don't be a dick, it's unbecoming.
//Two can play the bigot game.

I think any one black, brown, yellow, white, or purple should be able to speak English.  I pointed out the Hispanic folk in South Florida because they make up the majority.

Has the Florida public school system ever been any good?  I say that as someone who graduated from a "good" public high school here in 1988 when my family moved back, and it was horrifically poor then.

There is ignorance in all communities including the Redneck/White Trash.  I was not being bigoted.  I have plenty of both in my immediate family.  Here in O ...


Dude, every neighbor I have is a Cuban.  Get along with every one of them.  Some speak English some don't.  Unincorporated part of our city is Harlem, Fl. Named for the obvious reason. We are a fully mixed group of people down in this part of S. Fl.  I was just happily to point out that being a bigot is ugly even if you feel it is OK to pick on one group of people because it is politically correct to abuse fat people or white people or anyone else you don't agree with.. it is still bigotry.
 
2014-01-18 09:40:10 AM  
theflatline:

Has the Florida public school system ever been any good?  I say that as someone who graduated from a "good" public high school here in 1988 when my family moved back, and it was horrifically poor then.

-- no.  I graduated from a good public school in Marion Co. Fl.  Family moved to the Midwest in 79 from Ocala and we moved back when I was 15.. Guidance Counselor up there
literally told my mother "As bad as their school system is, might as well have him quit and get his GED because he is far more advanced than any school he goes to down in Fl."
I didn't quit and graduated in 86 but she was damn sure correct about that.  Had to go to the local community college for Trig.
 
2014-01-18 09:43:39 AM  
Thanks, Putin!

/oblig
 
2014-01-18 10:10:24 AM  

JohnnyC: JoieD'Zen: PunGent: Had to read pretty far before I found out her degree was in Psych.

So, not actually all that impressive, is it subby?

And, while she's not unattractive, she's about as hot as her degree is hard.

She's beautiful. WTF is wrong with you?

Different people have different tastes. I think she looks... okay. More makeup (or maybe poorly applied makeup) than I generally like. Also, I tend to reserve the word "hot" for women I find stunningly beautiful. I don't find the girl in the article to be stunningly beautiful.


And those knees...
 
2014-01-18 10:15:10 AM  
"I suck your dick, is good ya?"
 
2014-01-18 10:15:48 AM  
I know this is am uncomfortable subject for most farkers, but this woman should be held up as an example of what to do when immigrating to another country.
 
2014-01-18 10:25:15 AM  

Savage Belief: know this is am uncomfortable subject for most farkers, but this woman should be held up as an example of what to do when immigrating to another country.


i.dailymail.co.uk YEP!

but in all seriousness, those are some really awesome accomplishments
 
2014-01-18 10:30:23 AM  
She could recite 'ABC' and peeps would applaud
 
2014-01-18 10:42:13 AM  

sbchamp: She could recite 'ABC' and peeps would applaud


crow202.org

I know what you're saying, but not all peeps would be impressed by attractive women.
 
2014-01-18 10:44:45 AM  
She is economist looking for good man with family values.

/The Russian mold creeps.
 
2014-01-18 10:47:25 AM  

Crewmannumber6: One is one of the smartest, prettiest, loveliest girls you would want to meet.


Hyperbole, how does it work?
 
2014-01-18 11:15:56 AM  
Mmmmmmmm meaty :^)
 
2014-01-18 11:27:12 AM  

frepnog: Wodan11: Sooo... what we have here is a female psychology major peddling her body to make a living.


... and since she is unemployable with that degree, she is sticking around for post grad studies
 
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