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(New York Daily News)   "Model Wanted" ad never gets old   (nydailynews.com) divider line 88
    More: Sick, Connecticut, aspiring models, Anand Amin  
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2014-01-18 12:07:47 AM
Anand Amin, 24, allegedly posed online as a talent scout to lure aspiring models looking for work into sending nude pictures of themselves, police said. But police say Amin forced the women into paying more money or performing sex acts by threatening to go public with the lewd photos.

Let me see if I have this straight: women willing to pose nude and have those photos made public are concerned that nude photos of them will be made public?
 
2014-01-18 12:51:07 AM
"How can I get money for nothing and chicks for free?" didn't work out so well for this guy.
 
2014-01-18 01:27:10 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-18 02:02:17 AM
How is she gonna lean against the wall and reach back at the same time?  It's physically impossible
 
2014-01-18 02:10:54 AM
wait what?
I can get women to send me nude selfies just by telling them that I am a talent scout?
SWEET

WAIT!
I can get them to send me MORE photos by telling them that I will Weeners photos online?
SWEET

You would think that the girls would figure the game out sooner or later.

/dumb is dumb
 
2014-01-18 03:11:45 AM
So curious...

Was it not illegal until the blackmail/extortion?

If not... Free way to get photos of hotties.
 
2014-01-18 03:18:56 AM
Models Wanted?

teens.tulsalibrary.org
 
2014-01-18 03:21:07 AM
This guy just got greedy.
 
2014-01-18 03:21:53 AM
I am a model scout EIP
 
2014-01-18 03:26:14 AM
Model wanted?

I want this one...

siextramustard.files.wordpress.comsiextramustard.files.wordpress.com

... she makes me breathe all funny...
 
2014-01-18 03:34:06 AM
wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-01-18 03:35:37 AM
fusillade762: Let me see if I have this straight: women willing to pose nude and have those photos made public are concerned that nude photos of them will be made public?

These aren't charity nudes, bro.
 
2014-01-18 03:38:17 AM

LonMead: Model wanted?

I want this one...

[siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 400x600][siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 400x600]

... she makes me breathe all funny...


/I understand there's dumb, of both sexes ... but damn, you'd think they'd learn
//why didn't they just bring a knife to the meeting
///or a boyfriend
 
2014-01-18 03:40:36 AM
well, that didn't work ...

insert [fist of angry god.jpg] after LonMead's pictures...
 
2014-01-18 03:47:34 AM

LonMead: Model wanted?

I want this one...

[siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 400x600][siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 400x600]

... she makes me breathe all funny...


That's because her cleavage appears to be heavily 'shopped.

/airbrush!
//that's not shadow...
 
2014-01-18 03:51:49 AM

Trance354: well, that didn't work ...

insert [fist of angry god.jpg] after LonMead's pictures...

Okay...


img.fark.net
i.imgur.com
... I understand, some people don't like models...
 
2014-01-18 03:52:08 AM

muck1969: [img.fark.net image 421x263]


Lol! Not as obscure as you thought it was obviously ;-)
 
2014-01-18 03:57:55 AM

muck1969: [img.fark.net image 421x263]


Came in to post this.

Found my work done.

Leaving to see it in action.
 
2014-01-18 03:59:44 AM
"Connecticut man posed as fake model scout in sextortion scheme"

Why would anyone pose as a fake model scout? And would he even need to pose? Isn't anyone that is not a real scout a fake scout by default?

I think the story here is a fake model scout posed as a real model scout.
 
2014-01-18 04:03:54 AM
He should've thrown in free breast exams also
 
2014-01-18 04:05:03 AM
Forget my 401k, I've found my new retirement plan.
 
2014-01-18 04:05:19 AM

ladyfortuna: LonMead: Model wanted?

I want this one...

[siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 400x600][siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 400x600]

... she makes me breathe all funny...

That's because her cleavage appears to be heavily 'shopped.

/airbrush!
//that's not shadow...


Glad someone else noticed that.

/also, looks like a drunken drag queen did her make-up.
 
2014-01-18 04:05:35 AM
Does this scam work?  I'm, uh, asking for a friend.
 
2014-01-18 04:09:28 AM
Begoggle: EIP

Explode In Place?
 
2014-01-18 04:10:36 AM
Why is the picture of the dude?
 
2014-01-18 04:17:02 AM
"Sextortion"?

Editor of TFA can drink a bucket of sexcrement.
 
2014-01-18 04:27:08 AM

Contribution Corsair: So curious...

Was it not illegal until the blackmail/extortion?

If not... Free way to get photos of hotties.


nope perfectly legal
any one can be a talent scout
any one can ask for nude photos to be emailed to them

the blackmail was the illegal part
PLUS, if you found some serious TALENT, you could call a casting agencies and get some money ...
 
2014-01-18 04:36:33 AM
24? He looks like he could be 48.
 
2014-01-18 05:00:31 AM
This guy I used to work with constantly would say that his plan to get top shelf pussy was to go to Grant Park with a few cameras and tell women he was a talent scout. He said not only would he get all types of naked pictures of them, that he would also get laid by from at least half of them. All I have to say about his plan is that he looked liked Danny Devito in Taxi, just a little younger.
 
2014-01-18 05:08:30 AM
This is why I only send my nudes to exiled Nigerian princes.
 
2014-01-18 05:09:19 AM

LonMead: Begoggle: EIP

Explode In Place?


Email In Profile
 
2014-01-18 05:10:44 AM

Tealeaf: LonMead: Begoggle: EIP

Explode In Place?

Email In Profile


Ejaculate In Person
 
2014-01-18 05:13:29 AM

ongbok: This guy I used to work with constantly would say that his plan to get top shelf pussy was to go to Grant Park with a few cameras and tell women he was a talent scout. He said not only would he get all types of naked pictures of them, that he would also get laid by from at least half of them. All I have to say about his plan is that he looked liked Danny Devito in Taxi, just a little younger.


A guy I used to know worked for playboy and his business cards worked like cat nip to a certain type of women, so what that he worked in advertising sales. the girls hardly read the card anyway.
 
2014-01-18 05:14:34 AM
Harvey Glatman would probably be glad to know his old scam still works.
 
2014-01-18 05:20:12 AM
I think the last inquiry I made about a modeling job before giving up entirely was some guy who was apparently just trying to use it as a dating service. I forget if I sent him nude photos or not (I've done them and used the as portfolio shots -- nothing you could blackmail me about though) and he claimed he was doing some kind of vintage/artsy nudes photo book and that it would pay "$50 to $200." Went to meet him in person (typical when you're not going through an agency, both so the model can judge if the photographer is too creepy to deal with and so the photographer can make sure the model didn't send fake or outdated pictures.) All he did was talk about how he was some famous guy, and that some famous magazine that nobody in town carried had just printed an article about him, and then he'd complain that the cafe we were at was unpleasant and keep moving along to another one, doing this about 3 times in the span I was with him. Finally I gave up on the guy when I asked him what the job would be paying. "$50 to $200" was his answer. Me: "So, um... which one is it?" (at this point he's seen me and surely ought to have an idea what work he can use me for.) He: "I don't know, the photographer has to decide that." Me: "So, why am I talking to you?? What are you exactly?" He claimed he was "producing" the photography book but for some reason his friend the actual photographer was he one who would be making decisions.

Even if it was true, I wasn't going to do nudes for less than $200 anyway and told him so, and never heard back from him again.
 
2014-01-18 05:21:55 AM

Tealeaf: LonMead: Begoggle: EIP

Explode In Place?

Email In Profile


OHHH... that explains why I never get a response from those things
 
2014-01-18 05:23:53 AM
The lure of quick easy money is a powerful thing
 
2014-01-18 05:35:31 AM
Women are creatures of status. And a certain type of woman is as shallow as a microscope slide, so just equate beauty with status.  Tell them they are beautiful, tell them this will make them rich and famous and they will do anything.

Most of them are a lot smarter than this though, and are just honest hard working gold diggers.
 
2014-01-18 05:50:21 AM
Cool. Another thread full of Gamma male Farkers, derisively describing the only sorts of women who will talk to them as if they were representative of women in general. They don't realize that they are basing that evaluation on the only women accessible to them - ones rejected by the Alphas. Kind of like welfare bums who have never eaten anything but government Velveeta complaing that cheese sucks.
 
2014-01-18 06:07:48 AM

miss diminutive: Tealeaf: LonMead: Begoggle: EIP

Explode In Place?

Email In Profile

Ejaculate In Person


Enema Inserted Professionally is what he meant, just to be clear.

...and damn that is a rough 24, but he looks the part for the charges. I love stereo types.
 
2014-01-18 06:11:19 AM

jso2897: Cool. Another thread full of Gamma female Farkers, derisively describing the only sorts of men who will talk to them as if they were representative of men in general. They don't realize that they are basing that evaluation on the only men accessible to them - ones rejected by the Alphas. Kind of like welfare bums who have never eaten anything but government Velveeta complaing that cheese sucks.


With minor alteration, you just described feminism.
 
2014-01-18 06:36:13 AM
Damn! He took their money, and got laid?
The guy is a sleazeball for sure but this just goes to show how many stupid girls are out there.

/female
 
2014-01-18 06:45:26 AM
Apparently there IS a way that porn is bad for you-- if you are actually dumb enough to take stock-porn conceits like the "fake modeling agency" thing as actual things that happen instead of the modern version of "pizza boy brings lonely house-wife a meat lover's with extra sausage", then it'll get you into trouble.

Time to start adding disclaimers to porn web-series explaining that they're farking scripted, regardless of what the actors in the video are saying, maybe?  Like the stickers on lawnmowers telling you not to shove your arm into the moving blades?
 
2014-01-18 06:48:02 AM

Don Draper the Legitimate Raper: miss diminutive: Tealeaf: LonMead: Begoggle: EIP

Explode In Place?

Email In Profile

Ejaculate In Person

Enema Inserted Professionally is what he meant, just to be clear.

...and damn that is a rough 24, but he looks the part for the charges. I love stereo types.


Eleven Inch Penis
 
2014-01-18 07:05:52 AM

muck1969:


Best online videos
 
2014-01-18 07:06:12 AM

jso2897: Cool. Another thread full of Gamma male Farkers, derisively describing the only sorts of women who will talk to them as if they were representative of women in general. They don't realize that they are basing that evaluation on the only women accessible to them - ones rejected by the Alphas. Kind of like welfare bums who have never eaten anything but government Velveeta complaing that cheese sucks.


To be fair, the only sorts of women who'll talk to some Farkers ARE worthy of derision...
 
2014-01-18 07:13:46 AM

me texan: "How can I get money for nothing and chicks for free?" didn't work out so well for this guy.


It works, but it involves singing and not modeling.
 
2014-01-18 07:18:32 AM

me texan: "How can I get money for nothing and chicks for free?" didn't work out so well for this guy.


Seems he did rather well on the "Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera" part, though.
 
2014-01-18 07:24:31 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: me texan: "How can I get money for nothing and chicks for free?" didn't work out so well for this guy.

Seems he did rather well on the "Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera" part, though.


Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb.
 
2014-01-18 07:36:51 AM

TylerGuyler: Why is the picture of the dude?


Because the women that willingly took newd photos of themselves are "victims".
 
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