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(TMZ)   Rabbi in charge of the Kabbalah Centre in LA--known for being spiritual director to Madonna and Ashton Kutcher--is being sued by a woman who claims he sexually assaulted her and threatened to "f*cking kill her" if she told anyone. Oy vey   (tmz.com) divider line 43
    More: Sick, Kabbalah Centre, Ashton Kutcher, Jena Scaccetti, spiritual director, kidney stones, Yehuda Berg  
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2014-01-18 12:04:37 AM
So it's going to be nothing but her word against his? Good luck with that.


According to the lawsuit ... Berg -- a married father of five -- invited Scaccetti to dinner at his mother's apartment, claiming he could help heal her kidney stones.

Sounds legit.
 
2014-01-18 12:08:07 AM
Sooo, a member of a clergy behaving badly?  Well, that is novel.
 
2014-01-18 12:21:56 AM
Well..I'm feeling a little verklempt about this....
 
2014-01-18 02:44:45 AM
She just wants her pound of flesh.
 
2014-01-18 02:47:16 AM
In a Kabbalah L.A., honey
Dontcha know a rabbi loves you
In a Kabbalah L.A., baby
You know he won't stop 'til you sue
 
2014-01-18 02:47:29 AM
I'd summon Tatsuma but it's Shabbat and he's much more observant than I am!
 
2014-01-18 02:49:25 AM
Man blahblah_irrelavent_blahblah being sued by a woman who claims he sexually assaulted her and threatened to kill her if she told anyone.
 
2014-01-18 02:49:40 AM
Kelso is one of those Kabbalah nuts?

Souds about right.
 
2014-01-18 02:50:34 AM
According to the lawsuit ... Berg -- a married father of five -- invited Scaccetti to dinner at his mother's apartment, claiming he could help heal her kidney stones.

LOLWUT?  Seriously?  Was the cure a special lotion that comes out of his dick?  If this really happened, there must be some charge about taking advantage of a person of diminished mental capacity that applies.
 
2014-01-18 02:51:55 AM
Trigger the "anti-Semitic" alarm!

/ Or should that be "anti-sementic"?
// What's the dope doing, spilling his guts to this broad? Did she specifically ask about all his family and business woes? Is he too cheap to go to a Hollywood analyst?
/// Be ready for the "I was just kidding about 'farking killing you'" defense - think Phil Spector
//// Harry Cohn smiles in his sleep
 
2014-01-18 02:52:35 AM
Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"
 
2014-01-18 03:01:18 AM

EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"


This
 
2014-01-18 03:12:04 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"

This


so drugging women so that you can fark them is ok?
 
2014-01-18 03:14:18 AM
'Spiritual Leaders' want sex.  And when it's not obvious in what capacity we should start to worry.
 
2014-01-18 03:18:53 AM
Oy vey?

Oy gevalt!

What for are you schlepping around those stones in your kidneys? Come to my mother's apartment. We'll have a nosh then maybe a little diddle will help you work something out.

/Only a Jewish guy would use "come to my mother's apartment" as a pickup line
//Jew
 
2014-01-18 03:45:40 AM
Apparently, and this is HER version of events is basically - he made a move and then threatened her. Hey, has it been two years already? I'm suing for 15 Million.

What?

How is this... I don't even.

This is for all the ladies (and gents too) out there: If someone attempts to actually sexually assault you - get the police. If they threaten you, call the police. If they continue that harassment, call the police and keep pursuing the courts. Get an advocate through the many states Victim Advocacy groups. Seek actual justice. Get a conviction, then sue the pants off of them.

Skipping to the last step on something as flimsy as a terrible ploy for sex and a threat is.... it's setting all women - no - all victims and all people back.

I realize this story is by TMZ and out of the least in touch with reality place on earth. But still....

Oh, fun fact, the statute of limitations WAS running out. The more you know. Or did run out. It really depends on her.... injuries? I don't even... want to type about this anymore.

http://www.courts.ca.gov/9618.htm
 
2014-01-18 04:07:04 AM
You know who else wanted to kill Jews?
 
2014-01-18 04:21:29 AM
Well I for one refuse -- REFUSE to believe that a cult leader would ever behave in such a predatory fashion.
 
2014-01-18 04:44:59 AM

EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"


That's a combo that'll fark your liver right there considering vicodin is nothing but hydrocodone and acetaminophen.
 
2014-01-18 05:08:13 AM

chitownmike: drjekel_mrhyde: EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"

This

so drugging women so that you can fark them is ok?


Fark yea, if she accepts what the fark? Only way pretty much every man I history got his fark on anyway..
 
2014-01-18 05:28:48 AM

Mralterego: chitownmike: drjekel_mrhyde: EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"

This

so drugging women so that you can fark them is ok?

Fark yea, if she accepts what the fark? Only way pretty much every man I history got his fark on anyway..


Hey - just taking what's rightfully yours anyway, amirite? :D
 
2014-01-18 06:02:27 AM
LOL! Whenever a non-doctor tells you that they'll heal your health problems, you better not take them seriously!

Anyway, this woman's dignity is worth a lot! I would've only sued for a million dollars..... or even a hundred grand.
 
2014-01-18 06:22:13 AM
If only he had some connection to a bunch of good lawyers ...
 
2014-01-18 06:31:27 AM
sheesh! for being 'gods chosen people', they sure fark up a lot!
 
2014-01-18 06:36:23 AM
heahea.org
 
2014-01-18 07:51:18 AM

jtown: According to the lawsuit ... Berg -- a married father of five -- invited Scaccetti to dinner at his mother's apartment, claiming he could help heal her kidney stones.

LOLWUT?  Seriously?  Was the cure a special lotion that comes out of his dick?  If this really happened, there must be some charge about taking advantage of a person of diminished mental capacity that applies.


The girlfriend has an acquaintence who went to a holistic healer's home for breast massage to "break up undetectable precancerous tissue". The guy was a known pervert with AIDS, she was just a socially oblivious moron.

So this happens.
 
2014-01-18 07:57:49 AM
Yeah... these things were nothing but trouble
www.samstoybox.com
 
2014-01-18 08:02:23 AM
What would Kabalah monster think of this?
 
2014-01-18 08:05:51 AM
Do not trust your pastor/priest/rabbi just because they read the bible. Religious leaders are just as capable of committing crimes as anyone else. It's like saying dentists aren't capable of getting cavities.
 
2014-01-18 08:09:07 AM
So can we build a wall around L.A. yet?
 
2014-01-18 08:16:51 AM
Pretty fly for a rabbi
 
2014-01-18 08:42:17 AM
Kabbalah: another example of humans finding patterns where they don't exist (see also: the bible code).
 
2014-01-18 08:55:30 AM
He thought he could molest her for only one night, but ended up molesting her for eight nights.
 
2014-01-18 09:04:25 AM
I still find Jews smarter and funnier than 'atheists.'

Also better at music
 
2014-01-18 10:37:28 AM

chitownmike: drjekel_mrhyde: EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"

This

so drugging women so that you can fark them is ok?


There's a billon dollar industry that employs millions of people based on this concept. They're called bars and clubs.

Men buy women drinks in hopes of farking them.

Now how did she know she was given vicodin if it wasn't offered to her?

You know what I'm not gonna do? Take a bunch of vicodin and have drinks with some hopeful gay dude in some secluded location.

She doesn't want justice, she wants a payday.
 
2014-01-18 11:23:39 AM

gbv23: I still find Jews smarter and funnier than 'atheists.'

Also better at music


What about atheist Jews?
 
2014-01-18 12:29:47 PM
Kabbalah is to Judaism what Jehovah's Witnesses are to Christianity....
 
2014-01-18 01:13:52 PM
No pics I was told there would be pic
 
2014-01-18 01:41:22 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What about atheist Jews?


Jew-ish people are fun too.
 
2014-01-18 01:45:57 PM

chitownmike: drjekel_mrhyde: EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"

This

so drugging women so that you can fark them is ok?


In Hollywood, apparently, yes.  It's not a big secret that this kind of thing has gone on for a century.  If a bimbo gets on down for the sake of the hope of a topless five-second cameo in Van Wilder VI, I'm not breaking out the violin.  This woman wasn't even aiming that high.

Besides, if you're a shiksa and reject The Chosen's advances, you incur Yahweh's anger, and He sends an army of Babylonians to gangbang you.
 
2014-01-18 04:07:03 PM

A Terrible Human: EbolaNYC: Ohh I am sooo helpless, I'll take this vicodin and booze because I have no choice...

Whatever, she's digging for gold.

If I offer up some vicodin with some booze, I'm probably thinking you are down to fark. YOu are an idiot if you don't see this as some kind of advance and don't pump the breaks... "Hey Shlomo, you're cool and all, but I'm not having sex with you"

That's a combo that'll fark your liver right there considering vicodin is nothing but hydrocodone and acetaminophen.


Meh. I've washed down 6 Vicodin with a 40 of some dreadful malt liquor before. Other than a touch of heartburn,it was fine. Of course, if I had done that routinely for a few months, I probably would be dead of cirrhosis, but it doesn't turn a liver to a lump of fatty tumor encrusted scar tissue overnight. For that, you need to eat unidentified little brown mushrooms you found growing on your lawn.
 
2014-01-18 05:56:38 PM
 
2014-01-19 01:14:51 AM

phrawgh: She just wants her pound of flesh.


I think that's what he wants too.
 
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