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(Seattle Seahawks)   Macklemore performing at the halftime of the Seahawks-49ers NFC Championship to make up for Bruno Mars at the Super Bowl   (seahawks.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Macklemore, NFC Championship Game, CenturyLink Field, Seahawks, Super Bowl, Hip hop, space needle, Super Bowl XLVIII  
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2014-01-17 11:28:39 PM  
whos performing in Denver?
 
2014-01-17 11:30:14 PM  
OH ok, The Frey
 
2014-01-17 11:38:43 PM  
Makes sense; he's from there.
 
2014-01-17 11:50:30 PM  

GrahamManning: whos performing in Denver?


Not the defense.
 
2014-01-17 11:56:14 PM  

GrahamManning: whos performing in Denver?


Dispensary
 
2014-01-18 02:55:55 AM  

GrahamManning: whos performing in Denver?


Warlock Pinchers.
 
2014-01-18 04:12:33 AM  
What's a "Macklemore"? Some kind of fish that is only found in the Upper Peninsula of Minnesota? And is it tasty?
 
2014-01-18 05:02:09 AM  
Say what you wan to say about Bruno Mars, but the guy beat a cocaine possession charge in Vegas.
 
2014-01-18 05:06:51 AM  
Shame on you, Subby, you didn't mention Ann Wilson will be singing the national anthem.

Here she is singing it on Thanksgiving last year.
 
2014-01-18 05:14:55 AM  
Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.
 
2014-01-18 05:17:34 AM  

ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.


... and they all had the good sense to stay the fark out of the MLB. Except for Helton, of course.
 
2014-01-18 05:28:53 AM  
Macklemore, Bruno Mars. Both are super gay. Both are entirely inappropriate for the Super Bowl.
 
2014-01-18 05:31:20 AM  

robohobo: Macklemore, Bruno Mars. Both are super gay. Both are entirely inappropriate for the Super Bowl.


www.dvorak.org
 
2014-01-18 05:33:01 AM  

ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.


My unborn girl and my dieing dog got drafted by the MLB. With 40 rounds of drafting means nothing
 
2014-01-18 05:42:29 AM  

MmmmBacon: ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.

... and they all had the good sense to stay the fark out of the MLB. Except for Helton, of course.


Usually the reason why a guy who had a choice between pro baseball and football picked football is that the guys who pick football couldn't hit a curve ball. Kaepernick is a little different because he actually had an outside shot at being a MLB pitcher, better than the shot he had at being a starting NFL QB.

Dave Winfield has to be the coldest athlete ever. He was drafted by 4 major pro leagues, the NBA, ABA, MLB and the NFL.
 
2014-01-18 05:47:01 AM  

Pick13: ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.

My unborn girl and my dieing dog got drafted by the MLB. With 40 rounds of drafting means nothing


In he MLB draft no pick means nothing. Mike Piazza was picked with the Dodgers last pick.
 
2014-01-18 05:53:35 AM  
They both suck.
 
2014-01-18 06:30:53 AM  
Who?
 
2014-01-18 06:33:46 AM  
Huh, cool. His free show at the MLS All-Star Game last Summer was really fun.
 
2014-01-18 06:57:19 AM  
More and more, I'm finding that my reaction to every Fark article is: "Have everyone involved rounded up and shot.  Then, have the remains bathed, stripped of skin, and brought to my chambers."

/ might be time for a hiatus
// possibly not worth bathing them, if they're going to be skinned anyway
 
2014-01-18 07:53:10 AM  
This would be the only good reason to actually watch this game.

/Rams fan
//Hate both the 40-Whiners and the Seachickens. Hate the Tardinals, too.
 
2014-01-18 07:56:58 AM  

robohobo: Macklemore, Bruno Mars. Both are super gay. Both are entirely inappropriate for the Super Bowl.


No, Macklemore is just pro gay rights. Bruno otoh I'm pretty sure is super gay. How any woman can look at him and think he has any interest in vaginas is beyond me. My gaydar hasn't been pinged this hard since Ricky Martin.
 
2014-01-18 08:14:38 AM  
I'm an old straight guy, but I think Bruno Mars is going to put on an entertaining halftime show. Certainly better than that crap they've rolled out the last three years.

/is Up With People still touring?
 
2014-01-18 08:21:14 AM  

ChrisDe: I'm an old straight guy, but I think Bruno Mars is going to put on an entertaining halftime show. Certainly better than that crap they've rolled out the last three years.

/is Up With People still touring?


Agreed. This is the first halftime I've been interested in seeing - at all. Hopefully the team I root for will be there, too, but there's something about all four I can enjoy if I ignore small details.
 
2014-01-18 08:22:41 AM  

MmmmBacon: This would be the only good reason to actually watch this game.

/Rams fan
//Hate both the 40-Whiners and the Seachickens. Hate the Tardinals, too.


The only thing worse than being a Rams fan is calling NFL teams by stupid nicknames.
 
2014-01-18 08:25:30 AM  

ChrisDe: I'm an old straight guy, but I think Bruno Mars is going to put on an entertaining halftime show. Certainly better than that crap they've rolled out the last three years.

/is Up With People still touring?


The amount of screens they had showing Beyonce's ass last year caused the power to go out. You think  Bruno Mars will even register?
 
2014-01-18 08:38:55 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: MmmmBacon: This would be the only good reason to actually watch this game.

/Rams fan
//Hate both the 40-Whiners and the Seachickens. Hate the Tardinals, too.

The only thing worse than being a Rams fan is calling NFL teams by stupid nicknames.


Besides, if you're going to go with a Seattle nickname, why not the vastly superior Seadderol Seahawks?
 
2014-01-18 08:40:07 AM  

ambercat: No, Macklemore is just pro gay rights.


Riiight...nothing more than that, I'm sure.
 
2014-01-18 08:42:29 AM  
Stupid tag MIA?
 
2014-01-18 09:05:10 AM  

ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.


Fun fact.  Todd Helton is the answer to 43.6% of all MLB trivia questions.
 
2014-01-18 09:06:16 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: MmmmBacon: This would be the only good reason to actually watch this game.

/Rams fan
//Hate both the 40-Whiners and the Seachickens. Hate the Tardinals, too.

The only thing worse than being a Rams fan is calling NFL teams by stupid nicknames.


Nope, being a Rams fan for the last 14 years has been much worse than that.
 
2014-01-18 09:11:06 AM  
Seriously NFL, Bruno Mars for the Super Bowl?!?!?  It is a New York/New Jersey Super Bowl, do you really think a Jay-Z duo with Bruce Springsteen wouldn't have been ****ing awesome?!?!?
 
2014-01-18 09:11:59 AM  

MmmmBacon: ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.

... and they all had the good sense to stay the fark out of the MLB. Except for Helton, of course.


Anyone who is the same level of baseball player as football player would be an absolute idiot to choose football over baseball.  They're football players because they were MUCH better at football than baseball.
 
2014-01-18 09:26:53 AM  
I'm barely 30 yrs old and I have never heard of Bruno Mars, much less ever heard a song by them. Im kind of unsettled i'm this out of touch already.

*checks out random song*

Never mind, don't feel bad anymore. There's obviously a market for that type of music but that was awful.
 
2014-01-18 09:27:26 AM  
I hope, he takes time to make a speech.
 Or unfurl a big gay flag, while an Obama impersonator salutes, the chorus line dressed as troops.

That way we can get it all out of the way and get back to the game on the field.
 
2014-01-18 09:37:28 AM  
Would have done the Seattle gig (would have been better too):
 
2014-01-18 09:40:09 AM  
Would have done the Seattle gig (would have been better too):
 i7.photobucket.com
/dang pic didn't work the first time
 
2014-01-18 10:21:12 AM  
"Make up for?"  I would have chosen "added to the travesty that is"
 
2014-01-18 10:48:33 AM  

MmmmBacon: This would be the only good reason to actually watch this game.

/Rams fan
//Hate both the 40-Whiners and the Seachickens. Hate the Tardinals, too.


Shehawks Bacon. Shehawks.
 
2014-01-18 10:51:38 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: MmmmBacon: This would be the only good reason to actually watch this game.

/Rams fan
//Hate both the 40-Whiners and the Seachickens. Hate the Tardinals, too.

The only thing worse than being a Rams fan is calling NFL teams by stupid nicknames.


Shehawks Bacon. SHEHAWKS.
 
2014-01-18 10:52:59 AM  

murderguy: More and more, I'm finding that my reaction to every Fark article is: "Have everyone involved rounded up and shot.  Then, have the remains bathed, stripped of skin, and brought to my chambers."

/ might be time for a hiatus
// possibly not worth bathing them, if they're going to be skinned anyway


No you will want to give the skin a good bath before removal. It is easier to scrub before you remove it.
 
2014-01-18 11:12:57 AM  

ongbok: MmmmBacon: ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.

... and they all had the good sense to stay the fark out of the MLB. Except for Helton, of course.

Usually the reason why a guy who had a choice between pro baseball and football picked football is that the guys who pick football couldn't hit a curve ball. Kaepernick is a little different because he actually had an outside shot at being a MLB pitcher, better than the shot he had at being a starting NFL QB.

Dave Winfield has to be the coldest athlete ever. He was drafted by 4 major pro leagues, the NBA, ABA, MLB and the NFL.


I love Dave Winfield but Jim Thorpe excelled in all those leagues and also won Olympic gold medals.
 
2014-01-18 11:16:21 AM  
Who gives a shiat about half times? I'm watching the game for the, y'know, game.
 
2014-01-18 11:19:56 AM  
This is the best halftime show I've seen, at least in the last 10 years. It doesn't get really cool until exactly :60 seconds into it.
 
2014-01-18 11:25:55 AM  
www.jimpoz.com
What's this guy supposed to do during halftime? Is he funny or something?
 
2014-01-18 11:26:54 AM  

LucklessWonder: Who gives a shiat about half times? I'm watching the game for the, y'know, game.


The game isn't going on at halftime?
 
2014-01-18 11:31:01 AM  

MmmmBacon: ongbok: Fun fact. The only starting quarterback playing in the conference championship games who was not drafted in the MLB draft is Peyton Manning. An even more fun fact, Peyton Manning's back up in college was Todd Helton.

... and they all had the good sense to stay the fark out of the MLB. Except for Helton, of course.


If you have talent at both, you are likely to make way more money in MLB, without all of the CTE, and your union doesn't get completely pantsed by the league every few years.
 
2014-01-18 11:39:39 AM  
With the Super Bowl in San Francisco next year (shut up, Santa Clara. No one cares about you.), I'm going to say that the when Metallica is announced as the halftime show, FARK will say 'it should be Santana'.

\and it should.
 
2014-01-18 11:50:52 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: With the Super Bowl in San Francisco next year (shut up, Santa Clara. No one cares about you.), I'm going to say that the when Metallica is announced as the halftime show, FARK will say 'it should be Santana'.

\and it should.


That's not even a fair comparison. No one cares about San Francisco.
 
2014-01-18 11:59:34 AM  

Shakes999: I'm barely 30 yrs old and I have never heard of Bruno Mars, much less ever heard a song by them. Im kind of unsettled i'm this out of touch already.

*checks out random song*

Never mind, don't feel bad anymore. There's obviously a market for that type of music but that was awful.


But without him we would never have gotten this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aynjIfao2AI

/ Way better than his original
 
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