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2014-01-18 02:06:22 AM  
This is enough to make me root against Seattle
 
2014-01-18 03:32:59 AM  

doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle


Seriously? One guy before the season starts has the audacity to show his love for his team in a tattoo and 'ZOMG THAT'S IT!!!!'?
 
2014-01-18 03:57:56 AM  

doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle


You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"
 
2014-01-18 04:23:53 AM  
Anyone else not surprised that he has a Neard?
 
2014-01-18 04:33:29 AM  

Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"


231 points allowed?  Not bad.
It's not '85 Bears (198) and nowhere near the 2000 Ravens (165), but not bad.
 
2014-01-18 04:49:16 AM  
l.yimg.com

That will turn out well for them
 
2014-01-18 06:30:48 AM  

Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"


So, I guess you'll be expecting a Super Bowl ring if they win?
 
2014-01-18 06:46:30 AM  

Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.


You're from Texas A&M?
 
2014-01-18 07:26:46 AM  

djslowdive: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

You're from Texas A&M?


It's like they invented being loud when the other team is on offense. "We play on defense." Give me a farking break. I was hoping they beat the Niners this weekend but after that but of smug self glorification I hope the Niners serve up a nice hit cup of STFU to "the 12" and then "the 12" can explain how they let the team down.
 
2014-01-18 08:07:27 AM  
You may want to check the matchups. I love Wilson, but he better have his life insurance premium up to date. Outside of Lynch, the Seahawks skill positions are 2nd rate.

I'm not a Niner fan, but Anquan Bouldin, Gore, Davis and Crab are light years better.

You better yell, because your defense can't match up.
 
2014-01-18 08:23:16 AM  

Nabb1: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"

So, I guess you'll be expecting a Super Bowl ring if they win?


Or at least a nice card.
 
2014-01-18 08:35:20 AM  

Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"


This right here is why I hope Seattle loses. I can understand being excited when your team is making a run for the Big Dance. But too many Seattle Fans have just been completely obfarkingnoxious. This post is obfarkingnoxious.

Sorry for the good fans who have not been obfarkingnoxious.
 
2014-01-18 08:43:54 AM  

Nabb1: djslowdive: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

You're from Texas A&M?

It's like they invented being loud when the other team is on offense. "We play on defense." Give me a farking break. I was hoping they beat the Niners this weekend but after that but of smug self glorification I hope the Niners serve up a nice hit cup of STFU to "the 12" and then "the 12" can explain how they let the team down.


Second. God I hate to say it, but yeah, second.
 
2014-01-18 08:45:48 AM  
And now I'm even angrier at you because y'all are making me root for the friggin 49ers.
 
2014-01-18 08:49:09 AM  

gilgigamesh: And now I'm even angrier at you because y'all are making me root for the friggin 49ers.


THIS, goddammitsomuch.
 
2014-01-18 09:09:01 AM  

Nabb1: gilgigamesh: And now I'm even angrier at you because y'all are making me root for the friggin 49ers.

THIS, goddammitsomuch.


Concur.

They are like Steeler fans without the titles. Never talk, don't say a word to anyone outside of your own teams fans until a championship game is over. Karma will be forced to make you eat those words.

/Ravens fan
 
2014-01-18 09:10:28 AM  
The black and white stripes he's going to have to put over it when they lose and he blames the refs for it will make the tattoo quite attractive.
 
2014-01-18 09:16:18 AM  
Well, he had to get something to cover up his Zune tattoo....

img2u.info
 
2014-01-18 09:32:42 AM  
Pretty much what I expected a Seattle fan to look like.
 
2014-01-18 09:34:52 AM  
Also butthurt Saints fans? Ridiculous Seattle fans saying ridiculous shiat? This thread delivers!
 
2014-01-18 09:40:48 AM  
A week after the game some kid in Ethiopia could be wearing that tattoo
 
2014-01-18 09:51:17 AM  

scotzrewl: This right here is why I hope Seattle loses. I can understand being excited when your team is making a run for the Big Dance. But too many Seattle Fans have just been completely obfarkingnoxious. This post is obfarkingnoxious.


Try living in Buckeye Country. I concur tho- Here's to hoping the chickens go out like the suckeyes.

Nabb1: gilgigamesh: And now I'm even angrier at you because y'all are making me root for the friggin 49ers.

THIS, goddammitsomuch.


Yah, that too.
 
2014-01-18 10:01:59 AM  
Some idiot got a Blackhawks Cup tattoo this year before they won, and it worked out for him. But even though I'm a Blackhawks fan, I still think he's an idiot.
 
2014-01-18 10:09:42 AM  
Does he also have a tattoo celebrating the Seahawks win from SB XL?
 
2014-01-18 10:20:47 AM  

JohnnyBravo: You may want to check the matchups. I love Wilson, but he better have his life insurance premium up to date. Outside of Lynch, the Seahawks skill positions are 2nd rate.

I'm not a Niner fan, but Anquan Bouldin, Gore, Davis and Crab are light years better.

You better yell, because your defense can't match up.


History says different.

Crabtree's career against Pete Carroll coached Seahawks is nothing to write home about. He's averaged 3 catches for 34 yards and no TD since 2010.

Gore hasn't had a 100 yard rushing day in Seattle since 2006 and has averaged 22 yards a game in Seattle the last 2 years.

Davis has averaged 3.5 catches for 39 yards since 2010. He's only had 2 touchdowns in the last 8 games between the 2 teams. He's been held to under 30 yards the last 4 meetings and under 60 the last 6.

When Boldin was with Arizona, he usually had a big day against Seattle but a lot of that had to do with his receiving partner being Fitzgerald. Having said that, this is where losing puff-puff-pass Browner hurts because aside from Sherman, Boldin can out power the other corners. He had 6 catches for almost 100 yards in the last game. No touchdowns but still.

Even though Seattle's offense is struggling, and by offense I mean Russell Wilson, they've had the best history in this match up.

No one has more receiving TD's against SF/Harbaugh in the last 3 years than Doug Baldwin (4). Who? He's a guy that played for Harbaugh at Stanford and isn't a fan. He also has the 4th most receiving yards against SF since 2011 despite playing on lowest passing team in the league.

No player has rushed for more yards against SF/Harbaugh then Lynch. He's had 524 yards. The closest other running back has over 200 less yards.  Lynch is also the only rusher with multiple TD's against SF since 2011. He has 5. His counterpart Gore has 1 rushing TD against Seattle during that same span.

Should be a good game. I still give the edge to SF right now but Kapernick has struggled with the noise in Seattle. It should be a good game. As a Seahawks fan, I'm no where near as confident as other fans. SF is a scary team to play. Wilson and the play calling has to better. If he has a bunch of 3 and outs like he did against the Saints, the 'hawks defense will wear down.

/All those stats comes from a guy named Brian who writes a Seahawks blog. Unlike the guy who thinks he's playing in the game from the stands further up in this thread, hawkblogger is a lot more realistic. He does a lot of stats break down.
 
2014-01-18 10:47:06 AM  

Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"


I liked this post. It showed creativity and imagination, and was fun to read. But you ain't winnin' no Super Bowl.
 
2014-01-18 10:48:58 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"

I liked this post. It showed creativity and imagination, and was fun to read. But you ain't winnin' no Super Bowl.


I'd bet six months of Totalfark that he didn't come up with that drivel and he just copied it from somewhere else.
 
2014-01-18 11:03:16 AM  

Nabb1: I'd bet six months of Totalfark that he didn't come up with that drivel and he just copied it from somewhere else.


I won't take your bet, but I dunno. Seattleites have to spend a lot of time indoors. Perry Como even wrote a song about it.
 
2014-01-18 11:11:46 AM  
www.bubblews.com
 
2014-01-18 11:15:33 AM  

Nabb1: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"

I liked this post. It showed creativity and imagination, and was fun to read. But you ain't winnin' no Super Bowl.

I'd bet six months of Totalfark that he didn't come up with that drivel and he just copied it from somewhere else.


I actually have a decent amount of experience googling for plagiarism and I'm coming up mostly empty.  The idea of the 12th man playing on defense is not novel but the text he wrote is.  I'm giving him the okay.
 
2014-01-18 11:19:11 AM  

nathanjr: Does he also have a tattoo celebrating the Seahawks win from SB XL?


Well, back then the 12th Man wore yellow and black zebra stripes.

/(ducks)
 
2014-01-18 11:25:29 AM  
He lives by a warrior culture that we can't possibly understand


/Obligatory
 
2014-01-18 11:34:10 AM  

Triumph: 231 points allowed?  Not bad.
It's not '85 Bears (198) and nowhere near the 2000 Ravens (165), but not bad.


Considering the changes around the league (rule changes, offensive innovation, etc.), I'd say they're at least on a par with those '85 Bears, though probably a couple notches behind the '00 Ravens. (I couldn't see the team making it this far with Trent Dilfer at QB.)

I would also argue that scoring defense doesn't tell the entire story here. The defense uses press coverage and a single high safety much of the time; that's a high-risk, high-reward strategy, meaning they'll occasionally get beaten and give up points but they'll also force a lot of turnovers, tilting the field for the offense. They led the league by far with 28 interceptions this year.
 
2014-01-18 11:34:34 AM  

lennavan: Nabb1: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"

I liked this post. It showed creativity and imagination, and was fun to read. But you ain't winnin' no Super Bowl.

I'd bet six months of Totalfark that he didn't come up with that drivel and he just copied it from somewhere else.

I actually have a decent amount of experience googling for plagiarism and I'm coming up mostly empty.  The idea of the 12th man playing on defense is not novel but the text he wrote is.  I'm giving him the okay.


The "12th man" "playing" defense is dumb. Okay, so you know when to make noise and when not to. Like fans in Arrowhead, the Super Dome, Neyland stadium in Knoxville or any other countless stadiums known for getting loud don't. You think you, out of 65,000 or even 100,000 are "playing" because you can yell? Anyone can do that. A trained monkey could do that. If you miss a game, no one will notice. You are a fan. A spectator. You paid to be there and you are easily replaceable. So, yes, go, be loud, cheer your team, have a good time, but spare me the delusions of grandeur that you are somehow special in that regard, or, god forbid, "playing on defense." That's dumb. You think those defensive players are going to talk about the crowd's involvement when negotiating a new contract?
 
2014-01-18 11:35:46 AM  

Nabb1: The "12th man" "playing" defense is dumb. Okay, so you know when to make noise and when not to. Like fans in Arrowhead, the Super Dome, Neyland stadium in Knoxville or any other countless stadiums known for getting loud don't. You think you, out of 65,000 or even 100,000 are "playing" because you can yell? Anyone can do that. A trained monkey could do that. If you miss a game, no one will notice. You are a fan. A spectator. You paid to be there and you are easily replaceable. So, yes, go, be loud, cheer your team, have a good time, but spare me the delusions of grandeur that you are somehow special in that regard, or, god forbid, "playing on defense." That's dumb. You think those defensive players are going to talk about the crowd's involvement when negotiating a new contract?


Crowd noise is only special in Seattle. They hold the copyright, after all.
 
2014-01-18 11:40:31 AM  

Nabb1: lennavan: Nabb1: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"

I liked this post. It showed creativity and imagination, and was fun to read. But you ain't winnin' no Super Bowl.

I'd bet six months of Totalfark that he didn't come up with that drivel and he just copied it from somewhere else.

I actually have a decent amount of experience googling for plagiarism and I'm coming up mostly empty.  The idea of the 12th man playing on defense is not novel but the text he wrote is.  I'm giving him the okay.

The "12th man" "playing" defense is dumb. Okay, so you know when to make noise and when not to. Like fans in Arrowhead, the Super Dome, Neyland stadium in Knoxville or any other countless stadiums known for getting loud don't. You think you, out of 65,000 or even 100,000 are "pl ...


Do me a favor, piss a little to the left. That side of his enthusiasm isn't wet enough.
 
2014-01-18 11:44:16 AM  
Great idea! Maybe I'll get a Viking SB tat
 
2014-01-18 11:45:42 AM  

JohnnyBravo: You may want to check the matchups. I love Wilson, but he better have his life insurance premium up to date. Outside of Lynch, the Seahawks skill positions are 2nd rate.

I'm not a Niner fan, but Anquan Bouldin, Gore, Davis and Crab are light years better.

You better yell, because your defense can't match up.


Yes, the team with the best wide receivers always wins. That's why this Bears-Lions NFC championship game is going to be so exciting!
 
2014-01-18 11:45:53 AM  

Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"


I am also pumped for this game. Go Seahawks!
 
2014-01-18 12:00:46 PM  

JohnnyBravo: You may want to check the matchups. I love Wilson, but he better have his life insurance premium up to date. Outside of Lynch, the Seahawks skill positions are 2nd rate.

I'm not a Niner fan, but Anquan Bouldin, Gore, Davis and Crab are light years better.

You better yell, because your defense can't match up.


What makes you say that.  These two teams have played 4 times over the last two years, pretty much the same roster each time.  Seahawks have outscored the 49ers in those meetings.  The 49ers only won by 2 points with a last second field goal in their stadium (one of the last games there).  Looks like they match up pretty well to me.
 
2014-01-18 12:02:11 PM  

lennavan: Nabb1: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"

I liked this post. It showed creativity and imagination, and was fun to read. But you ain't winnin' no Super Bowl.

I'd bet six months of Totalfark that he didn't come up with that drivel and he just copied it from somewhere else.

I actually have a decent amount of experience googling for plagiarism and I'm coming up mostly empty.  The idea of the 12th man playing on defense is not novel but the text he wrote is.  I'm giving him the okay.


Well he either stole it from 4chan's /sp/ board or he posted it there also

That thread has some gold in it.
 
2014-01-18 12:08:16 PM  

Iczer: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

Seriously? One guy before the season starts has the audacity to show his love for his team in a tattoo and 'ZOMG THAT'S IT!!!!'?


yeah i don't get it, people reaching for anything to root against anybody
 
2014-01-18 12:13:23 PM  

Nabb1: lennavan: Nabb1: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Enlightened Liberal: doyner: This is enough to make me root against Seattle

You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"

I liked this post. It showed creativity and imagination, and was fun to read. But you ain't winnin' no Super Bowl.

I'd bet six months of Totalfark that he didn't come up with that drivel and he just copied it from somewhere else.

I actually have a decent amount of experience googling for plagiarism and I'm coming up mostly empty.  The idea of the 12th man playing on defense is not novel but the text he wrote is.  I'm giving him the okay.

The "12th man" "playing" defense is dumb.


I didn't say it wasn't dumb.  I just said I don't think he plagiarized what he wrote.
 
2014-01-18 12:27:53 PM  

AirGee: JohnnyBravo: You may want to check the matchups. I love Wilson, but he better have his life insurance premium up to date. Outside of Lynch, the Seahawks skill positions are 2nd rate.

I'm not a Niner fan, but Anquan Bouldin, Gore, Davis and Crab are light years better.

You better yell, because your defense can't match up.

What makes you say that.  These two teams have played 4 times over the last two years, pretty much the same roster each time.  Seahawks have outscored the 49ers in those meetings.  The 49ers only won by 2 points with a last second field goal in their stadium (one of the last games there).  Looks like they match up pretty well to me.


Both teams are averaging the same score in the playoffs. Its not like San Fran has been tearing it up.
 
2014-01-18 01:19:28 PM  

stappawho: AirGee: JohnnyBravo: You may want to check the matchups. I love Wilson, but he better have his life insurance premium up to date. Outside of Lynch, the Seahawks skill positions are 2nd rate.

I'm not a Niner fan, but Anquan Bouldin, Gore, Davis and Crab are light years better.

You better yell, because your defense can't match up.

What makes you say that.  These two teams have played 4 times over the last two years, pretty much the same roster each time.  Seahawks have outscored the 49ers in those meetings.  The 49ers only won by 2 points with a last second field goal in their stadium (one of the last games there).  Looks like they match up pretty well to me.

Both teams are averaging the same score in the playoffs. Its not like San Fran has been tearing it up.


outside of the IND-KC game and NE rushing the ball a billion times, the avg. points being put up is just 19, the average passing yards 210, the average rushing yards 130

unless one team has a colossal collapse*, we're not going to have lots of points being put up this weekend

*championship weekends are great times to have colossal collapses
 
2014-01-18 01:59:22 PM  
As for the people whining about Seattle fans being overconfident, I see you don't know the Niners fans I know on Facebook.

I don't see any of my fellow Seahawks fans tagging dozens of 49ers fans with stupid memes against their team. It's only the 2 or 3 Niners fans, with their completely retarded memes - like the "The best part of dating a Seahawks fan is you know she's not looking for a ring."

I mean, isn't the whole joke that Seahawks fans are desperate to actually win a title? Or the bandwagon before this season vs. end of this season...look, every team has bandwagoners, but FFS, at least say the bandwagon was empty before LAST year. Kinda like how the 49ers' was empty before 2011.

/going to the game
//to hopefully watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. To watch the players make plays. And to hopefully see a great game.
///I mean, I'm gonna yell, but the "I made this happen" stuff is silly
 
2014-01-18 02:45:23 PM  
Fark consensus at the start of the season: "LOL at those stupid Seahawk fans, thinking their team is actually good without the magic home crowd!"

Fark consensus at the end of the season: "LOL at those stupid Seahawk fans, thinking they can actually affect games!"

Only rational conclusion: haters gonna hate.
 
2014-01-18 04:03:58 PM  

LTRM35A2: He lives by a warrior culture that we can't possibly understand


/Obligatory


cdn.fansided.com

So that's what the thing on his face was.
 
2014-01-18 04:53:22 PM  

Enlightened Liberal: You don't understand what it means to be a 12.

We do not go to games to watch Russell slip away from defensive linemen to make a ridiculous pass on the run. We do not go to games to watch Golden break 3 tackles on a screen pass and break it for 20 yards. We do not go to games to watch Dougie B catch an impossible ball on the sideline. We do not go to games to watch Mike Rob pick up the blitz and then slip out to catch a pass for a first down. We do NOT go to games to watch Lynch cause another Beastquake. No, we go to games because the 12th man plays on defense. We go to games because our assignment is Colin Kaepernick. Every time he successfully calls an audible, that's a missed assignment on us. Every time he doesn't have to repeat a play, that's a blown coverage on us. Every time the offense can hear the snap count, that's our arm tackle being broken. We go to games to play next to Kam and K.J. We go to games to play behind Brandon, and Clem, and Cliff and Big Red. We go to games to help Earl, and Sherm, and Byron, and Lane. WE ARE THE 12TH MAN AND WE PLAY. ON. DEFENSE. And now I have just one questio to ask you, "WHOOOOOO'S GOT MY BACK?"


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basking_in_reflected_glory
 
2014-01-18 06:21:50 PM  
Oh my God NO! :-(
 
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