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(FastCo Design)   Forget bronzing your baby's first shoes, how about 3D printing your unborn fetus   (fastcodesign.com) divider line 84
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2014-01-18 12:56:03 AM  
Stories like this remind me that mankind is not long for the world.
 
2014-01-18 01:21:21 AM  
www.scarymommy.com
 
2014-01-18 01:27:39 AM  

highwayrun: My parents were there. It still rankled a little when someone would ask my father how many children he had and he'd reply five..."and one that .." I suppose it's much easier to love the perfect one that you imagine rather than the imperfect ones you raised. I don't get it, not being a parent myself, but other people I know who are parents do understand my Dad's statement. Why yes, I was raised in a Catholic family.


I had a dream last year of my now-6yo DS playing with 4 other kids.  As I enjoyed watching him play with these boys and girls, it turned to ashes as I realized they must be his brothers and sisters from the 4 miscarriages.  I cannot possibly love him more than I do, but this dream made me realize how I'd squashed the grief of losing the other 4 and it leaked out in my dreams.  As a non-parent I would never have understood this, so your lack is natural.  Your misplaced jealousy is not.
 
2014-01-18 01:46:56 AM  
Those 3-D ultrasounds that people occasionally post to FB look like little gargoyles.
 
2014-01-18 02:00:56 AM  

zombiegoat: Those 3-D ultrasounds that people occasionally post to FB look like little gargoyles.


Heheh...when Mrs. Brainsick and I saw our daughter's face for the first time on one of those, we both thought she looked like a gremlin
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                      This one                                                             not this one
 
2014-01-18 02:05:43 AM  
Can I send my unborn fetus into space?
 
2014-01-18 02:20:20 AM  
♪ I don't care who it displeases... Got me a 3D printed fetus... ♪
 
2014-01-18 02:37:50 AM  

The6502Man: Actually, this would make a great parting gift for those folks who can't keep their legs closed and use abortion as their birth control of choice. A way to remember that bit of spare tissue that isn't anything.


You realize that until it's born and removed from the umbilical cord, a fetus is nothing more than a parasite?
 
2014-01-18 02:40:49 AM  
Almost had one done for my first, then I saw the results of my brother's 3D ultrasound. No thanks. No idea why I would want that 3D printed, either.
 
2014-01-18 02:51:06 AM  

LincolnLogolas: Almost had one done for my first, then I saw the results of my brother's 3D ultrasound.


Hold on, back up a second there...
 
2014-01-18 03:13:01 AM  

C18H27NO3: LincolnLogolas: Almost had one done for my first, then I saw the results of my brother's 3D ultrasound.

Hold on, back up a second there...


What, you don't believe in miracles?
 
2014-01-18 03:40:11 AM  
jesus christ. fark everyone that makes babies. it's just so disgusting. ewwwww
 
2014-01-18 04:32:36 AM  

LongWindedMute: Hmmm...The perfect use for this?

/The best cure for creepy is often taking it to ultra-creepy extremes.


Oh man that's perfect. Forget chocolate bunnies for easter. I want chocolate baby jesus!
 
2014-01-18 06:27:25 AM  
I actually have a tangential connection to the person who came up with this idea. She's f-n nuts.
 
2014-01-18 07:19:55 AM  

AgentPothead: LongWindedMute: Hmmm...The perfect use for this?

/The best cure for creepy is often taking it to ultra-creepy extremes.

Oh man that's perfect. Forget chocolate bunnies for easter. I want chocolate baby jesus!


I had a chocolate crucifix (Easter Jesus!) at one time -- kept it in its clear wrapper and put it on the wall until it finally became too gross to keep anymore. Pretty sure I bought it at a K&B in New Orleans.
 
2014-01-18 07:29:59 AM  

Rozotorical: fark here we go again.
I can see it now,
Republicans are going to be clamoring to pass a law that all women will have to have a 3d printing of their unborn fetuses before they can be aborted.


Especially if they come in those coffin-looking boxes.
 
2014-01-18 07:32:02 AM  

maram500: The6502Man: Actually, this would make a great parting gift for those folks who can't keep their legs closed and use abortion as their birth control of choice. A way to remember that bit of spare tissue that isn't anything.

You realize that until it's born and removed from the umbilical cord, a fetus is nothing more than a parasite?


Sounds like you don't have kids. Trust me, they're parasites long after that.
 
2014-01-18 07:44:15 AM  
That's kind of creepy and gross.

DrBenway: Pre-order "101 Things To Do With Your 3D Fetus Print-out" at Amazon.com and save 20%!


I would put it in a clear plastic bag and leave it in the freezer for people to find.
 
2014-01-18 08:12:06 AM  

wax_on: I actually have a tangential connection to the person who came up with this idea. She's f-n nuts.


HAHAHAHA, me too! I cringed when I saw the article. Don't know if the publicity will kill the idea or help them.
 
2014-01-18 08:31:16 AM  

abhorrent1: That's kind of creepy and gross.

DrBenway: Pre-order "101 Things To Do With Your 3D Fetus Print-out" at Amazon.com and save 20%!

I would put it in a clear plastic bag and leave it in the freezer for people to find.


Or go to Smooth-On to make a mold of it with food-safe silicone.

Imagine breaking that out birthdays in the shape of cakes or confections.

Yeeeaaahhh...SUPER weird.
 
2014-01-18 09:18:07 AM  
I wouldn't be surprised to learn that pro abortion people don't like this.  Seeing the pictures of these models serves to reinforce the fact it's a baby in there, not some blob of tissue that it's ok to kill.
 
2014-01-18 09:37:23 AM  

PaLarkin: I wouldn't be surprised to learn that pro abortion people don't like this.  Seeing the pictures of these models serves to reinforce the fact it's a baby in there, not some blob of tissue that it's ok to kill.


wut?
 
2014-01-18 09:38:40 AM  

abhorrent1: PaLarkin: I wouldn't be surprised to learn that pro abortion people don't like this.  Seeing the pictures of these models serves to reinforce the fact it's a baby in there, not some blob of tissue that it's ok to kill.

wut?


Gotta be trolling, no one could be that ignorant.
 
2014-01-18 11:59:23 AM  

AgentPothead: LongWindedMute: Hmmm...The perfect use for this?

/The best cure for creepy is often taking it to ultra-creepy extremes.

Oh man that's perfect. Forget chocolate bunnies for easter. I want chocolate baby jesus!


You're still not taking it all the way to ultra-creepy. I was thinking nougat in the head and cherry in the body, then lay out a few dozen at the baby shower.
 
2014-01-18 12:08:00 PM  

DrBenway: Pre-order "101 Things To Do With Your 3D Fetus Print-out" at Amazon.com and save 20%!


If you make several of them over the course of the pregnancy, you could make a russian nesting doll!
 
2014-01-18 01:15:53 PM  
Looks like we'll need a bigger Babyquarium®
 
2014-01-18 05:17:59 PM  
It is a miracle that anything ever got made before 3d printing.
 
2014-01-18 07:36:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: If you try to print a 3D fetus, and the printer jams, will Pro-Lifers protest if you use a coat hanger to clear out the jam?


You are an absolutely terrible person for making me laugh way too hard.
 
2014-01-18 07:39:18 PM  
huh, what?
 
2014-01-18 07:45:22 PM  

PaLarkin: I wouldn't be surprised to learn that pro abortion people don't like this.


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2014-01-18 08:54:43 PM  

fusillade762: The6502Man: FirstNationalBastard: If you try to print a 3D fetus, and the printer jams, will Pro-Lifers protest if you use a coat hanger to clear out the jam?

ACTUALLY, the pro-choice folks will biatch.  Don't they biatch that that is what the pro-lifers want the abortion chicks to return to? The days of coat hanger abortions?

Get your fanatic straight

Yeah, totally fanatical to think that something that actually happened in the past might happen again.


I hear the buggy whip salesman knocking at your door.

Coat hangers...WTF?
 
2014-01-18 08:59:22 PM  

maram500: The6502Man: Actually, this would make a great parting gift for those folks who can't keep their legs closed and use abortion as their birth control of choice. A way to remember that bit of spare tissue that isn't anything.

You realize that until it's born and removed from the umbilical cord, a fetus is nothing more than a parasite?


LOL...  Oh, you're one of THOSE.....

You know, living off of the Earth, like you do, you're nothing more than a parasite?  What is your point?
 
2014-01-18 11:04:50 PM  

The6502Man: maram500: The6502Man: Actually, this would make a great parting gift for those folks who can't keep their legs closed and use abortion as their birth control of choice. A way to remember that bit of spare tissue that isn't anything.

You realize that until it's born and removed from the umbilical cord, a fetus is nothing more than a parasite?

LOL...  Oh, you're one of THOSE.....

You know, living off of the Earth, like you do, you're nothing more than a parasite?  What is your point?


Not to be a dick, but humans don't even get souls till they are almost 5.
 
2014-01-19 12:13:35 AM  

vudutek: Looks like we'll need a bigger Babyquarium®


Apparently we're not allowed to mention that anymore. I did earlier in the thread, and it got flagged for trolling.
 
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