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2014-01-17 08:49:22 PM  
However, at the apartment, Wang shoved his mother in front of the detective and ran toward his bedroom.

Throwing your Asian mother in front of the cops to buy yourself time to wipe your child-porn filled hard drive? I think prison is a safer place than home for this guy.
 
2014-01-17 09:37:42 PM  
scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net

Just let me clear the ol' browser history...
 
2014-01-17 09:43:01 PM  
Wang's kind of an unfortunate name, all things considered.

In other news, hope he gets his in gen pop.

/I wonder if his computer was also a Wang...
 
2014-01-17 09:43:56 PM  
I have a feeling, he's going to see a lot of wang in prison.
 
2014-01-17 09:52:37 PM  
I, like many totally normal people, have spent an entirely reasonable amount of time thinking about how I would go about doing illegal things, like building and maintaining a crystal methamphetamine trading company. Including various fail safes and the destruction of evidence in the evident of being caught. Never once did I consider powerful magnets in my shoes to attack a hard drive. So bonus points for imagination.
 
2014-01-17 09:59:38 PM  
What an attractive soul.
 
2014-01-17 10:00:34 PM  
Or...what an attractive sole.

/I never know which homonym to use when writing puns
 
2014-01-17 10:00:36 PM  
Yeah, biatch! MAGNETS!
 
2014-01-17 10:08:24 PM  
Yeah, because hard drives don't already have powerful magnets in them. You'd need a degauser to kill a drive quickly. (Or submerge it in water while its running)
 
2014-01-17 10:16:37 PM  
s15.postimg.org
 
2014-01-17 11:23:26 PM  
yeah, uh, static magnetic fields won't erase stuff that way.

I've got a bulk eraser from the 60's that was used to wipe reel-to-reel tape. I have used it to demagnetize a hammer. I'm not certain it would erase a hard drive.
 
2014-01-18 12:09:58 AM  
I have a major problem with the tampering with evidence charge. It's asinine and against all concept of property rights that if you own a piece if property those rights don't extend to the ability to destroy in
 
2014-01-18 12:12:18 AM  
From the comments:

I'm absolutely shocked that liberal Rutgers expelled him!!! Wasn't he just looking at art or something? doesn't he have the right to.......................................................whatever? We need as a society to accept those that are different from us! How was he hurting anyone by viewing images? Especially in the privacy of his own home? Who are we to judge??? lol Rutgers has an ethical standard???? You learn something new everyday!

I'm guessing a troll?.
 
2014-01-18 12:12:48 AM  

TheOmni: I, like many totally normal people, have spent an entirely reasonable amount of time thinking about how I would go about doing illegal things, like building and maintaining a crystal methamphetamine trading company. Including various fail safes and the destruction of evidence in the evident of being caught. Never once did I consider powerful magnets in my shoes to attack a hard drive. So bonus points for imagination.


I always thought thermite would be the best way to make sure "the man" would never be able to recover anything from your hard drive.
 
2014-01-18 12:13:08 AM  
Go ahead cops.  On my computer, you won't find a single porn: child, horse, clown or otherwise.
 
2014-01-18 12:13:11 AM  
shiat, after reading the headline I thought he was trying to get sucked through the wall or something and stick on to a metal truck that was driving by to make his escape.
 
2014-01-18 12:16:56 AM  

MrHappyRotter: Go ahead cops.  On my computer, you won't find a single porn: child, horse, clown or otherwise.


They will if they plant it there.
 
2014-01-18 12:20:52 AM  

CygnusDarius: From the comments:

I'm absolutely shocked that liberal Rutgers expelled him!!! Wasn't he just looking at art or something? doesn't he have the right to.......................................................whatever? We need as a society to accept those that are different from us! How was he hurting anyone by viewing images? Especially in the privacy of his own home? Who are we to judge??? lol Rutgers has an ethical standard???? You learn something new everyday!

I'm guessing a troll?.


Or crazy retard.

Also from the comments:
Briar Patch9 hours ago200 images of child porn and three years in jail.The sentence doesn't seem to fit the crime. Those children will be scarred for life.


I don't think Briar Patch realizes how computers work.  They don't molest a kid and then send a single image to him.  Sharing the images doesn't cause the kid to be more molested.
 
2014-01-18 12:21:44 AM  

Warlordtrooper: I have a major problem with the tampering with evidence charge. It's asinine and against all concept of property rights that if you own a piece if property those rights don't extend to the ability to destroy in


Even if you commit a crime with it? Come now, would you really be OK with someone destroying a murder weapon?
 
2014-01-18 12:22:27 AM  

CygnusDarius: From the comments:

I'm absolutely shocked that liberal Rutgers expelled him!!! Wasn't he just looking at art or something? doesn't he have the right to.......................................................whatever? We need as a society to accept those that are different from us! How was he hurting anyone by viewing images? Especially in the privacy of his own home? Who are we to judge??? lol Rutgers has an ethical standard???? You learn something new everyday!

I'm guessing a troll?.


Probably not. There have been Fark threads about child porn in the past that got those types of creeps too. fark usually gets some bigger creeps
 
2014-01-18 12:23:13 AM  
Shoe magnets? He didn't use them right.
Wrong way:
cobolhacker3.files.wordpress.com

Right way:
ww2.hdnux.com
 
2014-01-18 12:23:42 AM  
Thermite that computer drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ckechIqW0

/House fire optional
 
2014-01-18 12:23:51 AM  

MrHappyRotter: Go ahead cops.  On my computer, you won't find a single porn: child, horse, clown or otherwise.


You really think the cloud is a good idea for that sort of thing?
 
2014-01-18 12:24:43 AM  

MrHappyRotter: Go ahead cops.  On my computer, you won't find a single porn: child, horse, clown or otherwise.


They will now, noob. Bet you didn't even know you liked midget/pony hardcore, didja?
 
2014-01-18 12:25:48 AM  

sno man: MrHappyRotter: Go ahead cops.  On my computer, you won't find a single porn: child, horse, clown or otherwise.

You really think the cloud is a good idea for that sort of thing?


Hee. :D
 
2014-01-18 12:26:04 AM  

Warlordtrooper: I have a major problem with the tampering with evidence charge. It's asinine and against all concept of property rights that if you own a piece if property those rights don't extend to the ability to destroy in


- Your Honor, we accuse Warlordtrooper of crime X.
- Where is the evidence?
- We don't have evidence, your honor. Warlordtrooper destroyed it.
- I find the defendant guilty of crime X. I also find the defendant guilty of evidence tampering.
 
2014-01-18 12:26:21 AM  
Magnets don't erase hard drives....    Idiot

If you want to destroy a drive just drill a bunch of holes in it.
 
2014-01-18 12:27:30 AM  

labman: Yeah, because hard drives don't already have powerful magnets in them. You'd need a degauser to kill a drive quickly. (Or submerge it in water while its running)


That's what I was thinking. Though small, those rare earth magnets I take from unused hard drives are pretty farking strong. They make nice refridge magnets.

Rare earth magnets are also fragile. I'd like to know what size and pull his magnets were. They couldn't have been too strong or else they would cause a lot of issues just handling them. Even a pair of half inch cube earth magnets have a strong pull and are tough to separate.
 
2014-01-18 12:31:38 AM  

styckx: Probably not. There have been Fark threads about child porn in the past that got those types of creeps too. fark usually gets some bigger creeps


I've seen 'em, it's so strange to read those comments.

Satanic_Hamster: I don't think Briar Patch realizes how computers work.  They don't molest a kid and then send a single image to him.  Sharing the images doesn't cause the kid to be more molested.


But it might encourage the makers to supply more, or others to create content.

/This is why this issue is so disturbing
//And those psychologists and psychiatrists that deal with these guys are farking heroes
 
2014-01-18 12:31:57 AM  
themaindamie.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-18 12:33:56 AM  
Uh, will drilling a hole in the hard drive with a power drill not work?

If I had o that's how I'd do it.
 
2014-01-18 12:34:26 AM  
Wait, so 200 images AND 230 videos? Or did the 200 images at the beginning of the articles become videos by the end of the article?

/It's late. how i read words?
 
2014-01-18 12:35:07 AM  

Asa Phelps: yeah, uh, static magnetic fields won't erase stuff that way.

I've got a bulk eraser from the 60's that was used to wipe reel-to-reel tape. I have used it to demagnetize a hammer. I'm not certain it would erase a hard drive.


I once knew a paranoid guy who had one of those duct-taped to his HDD and wired to a panic button on his case. I dunno if he ever had a chance to use it.
 
2014-01-18 12:35:21 AM  
He must have watched that episode of Breaking Bad.
 
2014-01-18 12:35:30 AM  
Megan's law is unconstitutional. It'd be kinder just to shoot 'em.
 
2014-01-18 12:36:44 AM  

you are a puppet: [themaindamie.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]


half-assed shaking fist, only since I thought I'd made the first reference to it.
 
2014-01-18 12:39:15 AM  

highwayrun: Uh, will drilling a hole in the hard drive with a power drill not work?

If I had o that's how I'd do it.


You think your mom can stop them for that long?
 
2014-01-18 12:39:58 AM  

CygnusDarius: From the comments:

I'm absolutely shocked that liberal Rutgers expelled him!!! Wasn't he just looking at art or something? doesn't he have the right to.......................................................whatever? We need as a society to accept those that are different from us! How was he hurting anyone by viewing images? Especially in the privacy of his own home? Who are we to judge??? lol Rutgers has an ethical standard???? You learn something new everyday!

I'm guessing a troll?.


</sarcasm>
 
2014-01-18 12:42:24 AM  

RKade: Megan's law is unconstitutional.


How so? Honestly asking.

I know it's been said in here that distributing copies doesn't make a victim 'more molested' or whatever... but increasing their notoriety can't be a good thing. Not to mention more variety feeds into the creeper's deviancy.
 
2014-01-18 12:42:46 AM  
He shoved his mom in front of the cops?  Lol.  So much for Asian filial piety.
 
2014-01-18 12:44:47 AM  
i1.cpcache.com
 
2014-01-18 12:47:48 AM  

buckler: Asa Phelps: yeah, uh, static magnetic fields won't erase stuff that way.

I've got a bulk eraser from the 60's that was used to wipe reel-to-reel tape. I have used it to demagnetize a hammer. I'm not certain it would erase a hard drive.


I was told that an EBow is strong enough to wipe a hard drive, but since I don't own one and really don't have a reason to mass wipe an HD in seconds I have never tried it.
 
2014-01-18 12:48:29 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: CygnusDarius: From the comments:

I'm absolutely shocked that liberal Rutgers expelled him!!! Wasn't he just looking at art or something? doesn't he have the right to.......................................................whatever? We need as a society to accept those that are different from us! How was he hurting anyone by viewing images? Especially in the privacy of his own home? Who are we to judge??? lol Rutgers has an ethical standard???? You learn something new everyday!

I'm guessing a troll?.

Or crazy retard.

Also from the comments:
Briar Patch9 hours ago200 images of child porn and three years in jail.The sentence doesn't seem to fit the crime. Those children will be scarred for life.


I don't think Briar Patch realizes how computers work.  They don't molest a kid and then send a single image to him.  Sharing the images doesn't cause the kid to be more molested.


THIS^^. Wang will be getting plenty of wang in lockdown, but the real assholes are the "people" (this term used loosely) who created the stuff in the first place. They are the ones who molested these poor kids, and should get as much prison time as possible with a human lifetime. Fark it, bury them under the cell floor after they die.
 
2014-01-18 12:52:24 AM  
So I'm guessing this guy is bipolar.
 
2014-01-18 12:53:16 AM  

MattyBlast: So I'm guessing this guy is bipolar.


And here's another set back to string theory.
 
2014-01-18 12:55:24 AM  

skinink: labman: Yeah, because hard drives don't already have powerful magnets in them. You'd need a degauser to kill a drive quickly. (Or submerge it in water while its running)

That's what I was thinking. Though small, those rare earth magnets I take from unused hard drives are pretty farking strong. They make nice refridge magnets.

Rare earth magnets are also fragile. I'd like to know what size and pull his magnets were. They couldn't have been too strong or else they would cause a lot of issues just handling them. Even a pair of half inch cube earth magnets have a strong pull and are tough to separate.


When I was going to college, ACM had a dead Convex C1 supercomputer they needed to get rid of, so I helped tear it down. I took one of the hard drives home, likely a custom thing (made by NEC) from around 1985. It used voice coils and had enormous rare earth magnets. I could barely turn the last couple of screws to remove them from the drive because they were pulling together so hard. Once out I couldn't even slide them. I ended up having to reattach  the set screws with coat hangers and rope on each one. I took it outside and tied one end to a tree and the other to my car. When I bent down to pick one of them up, rocks in the driveway were sticking to it.

I gave one of them to a friend so they'd never stick together again. Had some great fun with that thing, but eventually a friend got it too close to one of those large steel transformer boxes and it shattered.
 
2014-01-18 12:56:03 AM  
Good thing that guy is an idiot and said he'd ride with the cops to his apartment.

/if they knew it was him they would have already had a warrant.
 
2014-01-18 12:56:29 AM  

MattyBlast: So I'm guessing this guy is...


2.bp.blogspot.com

bipolar.

FTFY
 
2014-01-18 12:56:58 AM  

rewind2846: THIS^^. Wang will be getting plenty of wang in lockdown, but the real assholes are the "people" (this term used loosely) who created the stuff in the first place. They are the ones who molested these poor kids, and should get as much prison time as possible with a human lifetime. Fark it, bury them under the cell floor after they die.


Farking this!. I wouldn't mind drone strikes on pedophiles, but I fear the most dangerous ones have ties.
 
2014-01-18 12:58:29 AM  

Asa Phelps: yeah, uh, static magnetic fields won't erase stuff that way.

I've got a bulk eraser from the 60's that was used to wipe reel-to-reel tape. I have used it to demagnetize a hammer. I'm not certain it would erase a hard drive.


Yeah, modern drives have some pretty strong magnets in them already.  If they can't resist such a field they're basically useless.

Warlordtrooper: I have a major problem with the tampering with evidence charge. It's asinine and against all concept of property rights that if you own a piece if property those rights don't extend to the ability to destroy in


Once you know the cops are after something you no longer have the right to destroy it.

Oldiron_79: TheOmni: I, like many totally normal people, have spent an entirely reasonable amount of time thinking about how I would go about doing illegal things, like building and maintaining a crystal methamphetamine trading company. Including various fail safes and the destruction of evidence in the evident of being caught. Never once did I consider powerful magnets in my shoes to attack a hard drive. So bonus points for imagination.

I always thought thermite would be the best way to make sure "the man" would never be able to recover anything from your hard drive.


Yeah, that's about the only way short of explosives if you want something that doesn't require much action.

labman: Yeah, because hard drives don't already have powerful magnets in them. You'd need a degauser to kill a drive quickly. (Or submerge it in water while its running)


I don't think the water would work.  You would destroy the electronics but that wouldn't stop a data recovery company from getting back the info.
 
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