Prey4reign: My dream in life is not to become a good husband; it is to become a trophy husband. I am willing to change my last name for the right offer.
GoldSpider: Whose last name do the kids get?
walktoanarcade: CtrlAltDestroy: a lot of wordsOk, believe or not I read it all. Wow. Well, if it makes you feel better, you're not the only one sick of people.Would you believe that I am rather long-winded in person? Life's weird.I'm in near perfect shape, look great and can't get laid or have a girlfriend. Sure, I talk to chicks all the time, but they're all money grubbers in my area. Oh well, like you said, I got my hobbies.Face it, dude, we're losers.
tonguedepressor: *whooosh* That's the sound of this headline's reference going over 99% of the Fark community.
walktoanarcade: To each their own, but for me I feel a duty to pre-screen the next woman for her willingness to take my last name. It's got to do with the fact that I'm the last of my line, so...yeah..I want kids and I want the wife to take my last name. It's important to me. I can see how it's unimportant to others, or whatever.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: One of my female colleagues got married and changed her name. But her new name is Hoar. WTF? Why would you change your name to THAT?
tonguedepressor: Maybe its 'cuz your last name is Wu.
aerojockey: I mean, you can always find some loudmouth making an issue of anything
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