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(Las Vegas Sun)   Grand jury indicts man accused of killing wife with vacuum cleaner   ( divider line
    More: Strange, North Las Vegas, grand jury, Beverly McFarlane, University Medical Center, wife  
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2014-01-17 09:47:53 PM  
5 votes:
The Dirt Devil made him do it.
He had no attachment to her anyway.
2014-01-17 09:45:20 PM  
5 votes:
Easy enough on trial day.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, when have you ever known a man to use a vacuum cleaner."
2014-01-17 09:49:23 PM  
3 votes:
With the evidence the prosecution has, the husband surely is hosed.
2014-01-18 01:01:41 AM  
2 votes:
At least the cops got the dirtbag.
2014-01-17 10:56:12 PM  
2 votes:

Dr Jack Badofsky: Officer Doofy wanted for questioning.

2014-01-17 10:52:50 PM  
2 votes:
Officer Doofy wanted for questioning.
2014-01-17 10:51:11 PM  
2 votes:

ongbok: If she was vacuuming then he wouldn't have been able to kill her with it.

Exactly. The sucking would have prevented the beating off.
2014-01-17 09:54:36 PM  
2 votes:
Oreked her? Damn near killed her!
2014-01-17 09:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
Next time hold the Mayo.
2014-01-17 09:47:39 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-17 09:43:48 PM  
2 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Boy, that must have sucked.

Beat me to it. I was foolish to try to beat someone named "Suckmaster" to that joke.
2014-01-17 08:54:10 PM  
2 votes:
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Looks like he took the concept of a "beater bar" a bit too literally.

/it's beater, not beat her
2014-01-17 10:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
It must have been quite a dust-up.
2014-01-17 10:41:21 PM  
1 vote:
Which attachment do you use for a demanding task like that, the long narrow tapered cylinder or the round brushy thing? Canister or upright? Was she presoaked with cleanser?
2014-01-17 10:18:23 PM  
1 vote:
She gonna dy, son...
2014-01-17 10:12:28 PM  
1 vote:
Mayo was apprehended in California in March 2013 by a task force made up of officers from Henderson Police, Metro Police, the Los Angeles Police Department, the FBI and the Los Angeles Police Fugitive Task Force.

So much for "what happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."
2014-01-17 09:58:58 PM  
1 vote:
Sucks to be her...
2014-01-17 09:58:08 PM  
1 vote:
The Dirt Devil made him do it.
2014-01-17 09:55:52 PM  
1 vote:
Teach her to come out of the kitchen
2014-01-17 09:49:29 PM  
1 vote:
Must have been a Die-son vacuum.
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