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(Las Vegas Sun)   Grand jury indicts man accused of killing wife with vacuum cleaner   ( divider line
    More: Strange, North Las Vegas, grand jury, Beverly McFarlane, University Medical Center, wife  
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4249 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 9:38 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-17 11:26:12 PM  
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eatin' fetus: MrHappyRotter: Straight men.  Please stop killing your wives.  I don't know what's wrong with you, but you guys have problems, real problems.  It disgusts me, quite frankly.

Great point. It's definitely a straight male thing. We all murder our wives. It's disgusting.

You have to admit, gay men are not murdering their wives.

Lesbians, however....
2014-01-17 10:12:54 PM  
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If she was vacuuming then he wouldn't have been able to kill her with it.
2014-01-17 09:52:29 PM  
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Letting the Old Lady read this thread just to show her that bad things do happen when men get their hands on vacuums.

/not that I plan on bludgeoning anyone with a vacuum or farkin it
2014-01-17 09:45:20 PM  
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Easy enough on trial day.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, when have you ever known a man to use a vacuum cleaner."
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