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(Las Vegas Sun)   Grand jury indicts man accused of killing wife with vacuum cleaner   (lasvegassun.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, North Las Vegas, grand jury, Beverly McFarlane, University Medical Center, wife  
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2014-01-17 11:26:12 PM  

eatin' fetus: MrHappyRotter: Straight men.  Please stop killing your wives.  I don't know what's wrong with you, but you guys have problems, real problems.  It disgusts me, quite frankly.

Great point. It's definitely a straight male thing. We all murder our wives. It's disgusting.


You have to admit, gay men are not murdering their wives.

Lesbians, however....
 
2014-01-17 11:28:58 PM  

Gyrfalcon: eatin' fetus: MrHappyRotter: Straight men.  Please stop killing your wives.  I don't know what's wrong with you, but you guys have problems, real problems.  It disgusts me, quite frankly.

Great point. It's definitely a straight male thing. We all murder our wives. It's disgusting.

You have to admit, gay men are not murdering their wives.

Lesbians, however....


...go on
 
2014-01-17 11:37:35 PM  
And worse! It turned out to be just a Semi-Remarkable jury.
 
2014-01-17 11:50:43 PM  
Rough sex with a vacuum cleaner: not for amateurs.
 
2014-01-17 11:54:06 PM  
Also, this is why you should never attempt an abortion at home with instructions you got the internet.
 
2014-01-17 11:59:25 PM  
Why would you use a vacuum cleaner to indict someone?  I'd think just passing a note to a judge would suffice.
 
2014-01-18 12:00:19 AM  
This being Fark, I am surprised that she was beaten to death, instead of being sucked to death in some bizarre french maid sex play.
 
2014-01-18 01:01:21 AM  
He went from suck to blow.
 
2014-01-18 01:01:25 AM  

maddan: This being Fark, I am surprised that she was beaten to death, instead of being sucked to death in some bizarre french maid sex play.


Next week.
 
2014-01-18 01:01:41 AM  
At least the cops got the dirtbag.
 
2014-01-18 01:12:45 AM  

Wake Up Sheeple: He went from suck to blow.


What's the key to his luggage?
 
2014-01-18 01:35:52 AM  
North Vegas. Not surprised.

/lived in Vegas 16 years
 
2014-01-18 01:42:32 AM  
Talk about a late term abortion!
 
2014-01-18 02:08:32 AM  
His real name was S.Q Reeder

/too obscure?
 
2014-01-18 04:12:57 AM  

DoesItReallyMatter: His real name was S.Q Reeder

/too obscure?


I love you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDnAUgcieDE
 
2014-01-18 04:58:24 AM  
Mega maid sought as an expert witness.
 
2014-01-18 05:02:49 AM  
In Chicago, a crime without gun play is just swept under the rug.
 
2014-01-18 05:40:40 AM  
Possibly NSFW...

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/200705 20/the-vacuum-cleaner-sex-toy/
 
2014-01-18 07:26:31 AM  
I hope this courageous ruling will make the whole world safer for persecuted vacuum cleaners and their wives.
 
2014-01-18 11:34:54 AM  
Ooooh he has judge Linda Bell! She's a tough one to be sure.
 
2014-01-18 12:21:33 PM  
One of these days, Alice, BANG, ZOOM, WITH THE VACUUM!!!!
 
2014-01-18 12:21:54 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Dr Jack Badofsky: Officer Doofy wanted for questioning.

I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN I AM CLEANING MY ROOM!


And mom said to quit sticking your dick in the vacuum!!
 
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