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(Las Vegas Sun)   Grand jury indicts man accused of killing wife with vacuum cleaner   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 72
    More: Strange, North Las Vegas, grand jury, Beverly McFarlane, University Medical Center, wife  
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2014-01-17 08:54:10 PM  
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Looks like he took the concept of a "beater bar" a bit too literally.

/it's beater, not beat her
 
2014-01-17 08:57:17 PM  
Boy, that must have sucked.

/done in 2
 
2014-01-17 09:11:53 PM  
Sounds like he cleaned her clock
 
2014-01-17 09:41:28 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Boy, that must have sucked.

/done in 2


Indeed.
 
2014-01-17 09:43:48 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Boy, that must have sucked.


Beat me to it. I was foolish to try to beat someone named "Suckmaster" to that joke.
 
2014-01-17 09:44:25 PM  
Hoover?
He damn near wrecked her!

Idk...
 
2014-01-17 09:45:20 PM  
Easy enough on trial day.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, when have you ever known a man to use a vacuum cleaner."
 
2014-01-17 09:46:20 PM  
i don't believe the prosecutors story for a second. it just isn't credible.

/when is the last time in human history anyone has heard of a husband touching a vacuum cleaner?
 
2014-01-17 09:47:07 PM  

wildcardjack: Easy enough on trial day.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, when have you ever known a man to use a vacuum cleaner."


You've never seen a "man injures penis with vacuum cleaner" story?
 
2014-01-17 09:47:39 PM  
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2014-01-17 09:47:53 PM  
The Dirt Devil made him do it.
He had no attachment to her anyway.
 
2014-01-17 09:49:21 PM  
Was it this guy?

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-17 09:49:23 PM  
With the evidence the prosecution has, the husband surely is hosed.
 
2014-01-17 09:49:27 PM  
Think he thought he could make a clean getaway?

*Cough*
 
2014-01-17 09:49:29 PM  
Must have been a Die-son vacuum.
 
2014-01-17 09:51:17 PM  

wildcardjack: Easy enough on trial day.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, when have you ever known a man to use a vacuum cleaner."


Ivan the Tolerable: i don't believe the prosecutors story for a second. it just isn't credible.

/when is the last time in human history anyone has heard of a husband touching a vacuum cleaner?


You both should be taken out back and whipped for playing the part of "Sit-com Mom" in a Fark thread.
 
2014-01-17 09:52:29 PM  
Letting the Old Lady read this thread just to show her that bad things do happen when men get their hands on vacuums.


/not that I plan on bludgeoning anyone with a vacuum or farkin it
 
2014-01-17 09:53:08 PM  

wxboy: Was it this guy?

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Orecked her?

Yeah, I got nothing.
 
2014-01-17 09:53:21 PM  
Next time hold the Mayo.
 
2014-01-17 09:54:36 PM  
Oreked her? Damn near killed her!
 
2014-01-17 09:55:52 PM  
Teach her to come out of the kitchen
 
2014-01-17 09:57:47 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: wxboy: Was it this guy?

[img.photobucket.com image 243x248]

Orecked her?

Yeah, I got nothing.


FarkingStan: Oreked her? Damn near killed her!

I get by with a little help from my friends....

 
2014-01-17 09:58:08 PM  
The Dirt Devil made him do it.
 
2014-01-17 09:58:58 PM  
Sucks to be her...
 
2014-01-17 10:00:45 PM  

Pribar: Letting the Old Lady read this thread


after a thoughtful discussion with She Who Must Be Obeyed I have decided to clarify that I do not let her do anything, I ask and if she feels like it she will grant my request.

/may I please have the icepack now
//no,no NOT the icePICK, the icePACK
 
2014-01-17 10:07:55 PM  
Talk about being killed by your best weapon.
 
2014-01-17 10:12:28 PM  
Mayo was apprehended in California in March 2013 by a task force made up of officers from Henderson Police, Metro Police, the Los Angeles Police Department, the FBI and the Los Angeles Police Fugitive Task Force.

So much for "what happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."
 
2014-01-17 10:12:43 PM  
Yeah, the vacuum cleaner sucks.

But the refrigerator is pretty cool.
 
2014-01-17 10:12:54 PM  
If she was vacuuming then he wouldn't have been able to kill her with it.
 
2014-01-17 10:14:00 PM  
Why would he kill his wife for vacuuming?  Isn't that her job???

/ducks
//quacks
 
2014-01-17 10:14:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-17 10:15:51 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-17 10:18:23 PM  
She gonna dy, son...
 
2014-01-17 10:22:28 PM  
Roombas are made by the same folks that make killbots, so I'm not surprised if it mistook her for Sarah Connor, your honor.
 
2014-01-17 10:24:56 PM  
She sounds lazy.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-01-17 10:28:55 PM  
I don't understand.  Why would you attack your wife just because she's with a vacuum cleaner?  Isn't she doing a good job?
 
2014-01-17 10:29:30 PM  
asset-f.soup.io
or ways women can use the device for "pleasure" and not be a murder victim next link nsfw

80's cheese

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2014-01-17 10:34:00 PM  
Straight men.  Please stop killing your wives.  I don't know what's wrong with you, but you guys have problems, real problems.  It disgusts me, quite frankly.
 
2014-01-17 10:37:38 PM  
Jeffrey Dahmer

Gacy

Bundy

Richard Ramirez


Hmmmmmmmm seems killers have a range of sexual tastes.
 
2014-01-17 10:41:21 PM  
Which attachment do you use for a demanding task like that, the long narrow tapered cylinder or the round brushy thing? Canister or upright? Was she presoaked with cleanser?
 
2014-01-17 10:43:38 PM  
It must have been quite a dust-up.
 
2014-01-17 10:47:29 PM  

Pribar: Pribar: Letting the Old Lady read this thread

after a thoughtful discussion with She Who Must Be Obeyed I have decided to clarify that I do not let her do anything, I ask and if she feels like it she will grant my request.

/may I please have the icepack now
//no,no NOT the icePICK, the icePACK


Wait, are you married to a woman or a cat?
 
2014-01-17 10:51:11 PM  

ongbok: If she was vacuuming then he wouldn't have been able to kill her with it.


Exactly. The sucking would have prevented the beating off.
 
2014-01-17 10:52:50 PM  
Officer Doofy wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-17 10:56:12 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Officer Doofy wanted for questioning.


I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN I AM CLEANING MY ROOM!
 
2014-01-17 10:56:50 PM  
I could get them to indict a ham sandwich.
 
2014-01-17 10:58:31 PM  
ummm. . .

Nobody has realized that the MURDER victim accused her perpetrator before she died?
 
2014-01-17 11:10:42 PM  
At least it wasnt a bannana
 
2014-01-17 11:13:49 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Pribar: Pribar: Letting the Old Lady read this thread

after a thoughtful discussion with She Who Must Be Obeyed I have decided to clarify that I do not let her do anything, I ask and if she feels like it she will grant my request.

/may I please have the icepack now
//no,no NOT the icePICK, the icePACK

Wait, are you married to a woman or a cat?


I have asked that same question every day for 21 years
 
2014-01-17 11:25:28 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Straight men.  Please stop killing your wives.  I don't know what's wrong with you, but you guys have problems, real problems.  It disgusts me, quite frankly.


Great point. It's definitely a straight male thing. We all murder our wives. It's disgusting.
 
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