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(Gawker)   Alabama pastor accused of stabbing his wife to death arrested... on the way to marry his boyfriend   (gawker.com ) divider line
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7214 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 6:55 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-17 07:00:56 PM  
8 votes:
Well, how about that. A gay actually is destroying traditional marriage.

/feel slightly head-achey from typing that
2014-01-17 08:21:19 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-17 04:07:52 PM  
3 votes:
Michelle Bachmann is dead?!
2014-01-17 08:42:42 PM  
2 votes:
Killing your wife, in Alabama...to go to England and marry your boyfriend...

Worst country song ever.
2014-01-17 08:06:17 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: Pssst. It's called divorce. Much lest painful than prison.


But divorce is against his religion...


/he swore till death do us part and by God he meant it
2014-01-17 07:37:11 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day

I've never understood this. Is there some specific anus-pounding time scheduled right after lunch or something? Aren't they locked in their cells most of the time? When are they unsupervised long enough to fark each other with any regularity?

Well now you have me thinking there just aren't enough specific anus-pounding times scheduled in general.

I'm writing to my member of Parliament as we speak.


As am I.

www.contactmusic.com

I think he'll be a great help.
2014-01-17 07:26:48 PM  
2 votes:
So it is written; turn to John 15:13:

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his wife for his "friends."
2014-01-17 07:06:38 PM  
2 votes:
This is exactly what Prop 8 was designed to prevent.
2014-01-17 07:00:33 PM  
2 votes:
If didn't whack her it's adultery.  He's a man of God for crying out loud.
2014-01-17 06:58:18 PM  
2 votes:
The Aristocrats!
2014-01-17 05:37:24 PM  
2 votes:
See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?
2014-01-18 11:36:34 AM  
1 vote:

Spass_Taschen: MattyBlast: Okay, this is something I don't understand.  How can closeted gay men marry women and have children?  In order to have children, you have to get an erection while rolling around naked with a member of the gender you do not prefer.  Then it has to get arousing to the point where you ejaculate into the body of the member of the gender you do not want to be with.  How does a closeted gay man do this...by closing his eyes tightly during vaginal sex and fantasizing about the models in the latest International Male catalog??

There are varying degrees of sexual preference.  An out and out flamer (no offense) might not be able to do this, but there are varying degrees of bisexuality.  Odds are that over time, his preferences shifted.  That and sometimes closing your eyes and fantasizing about someone helps.  Hell, I do that with the wife sometimes - just fantasize about women from work, etc.


The last "Unnecessarily detailed confessional" I remember the man who was (at the time) in denial tended to fantasize banging the woman, being watched by another man, and then having that man join in.  The fantasies also progressed, over time, as he slowly stretched and dilated his rigid Protestant morality to accept larger and longer fantasies, slowly letting them thrust deeper into his hidden homosexual desire filling up his needs.

Sorry I seem to have let that paragraph get away from me.

The point is the human mind is pretty good at rationalization and self-delusion, and as long as you can lie to your penis it will still stand at attention and do it's duty even though it would rather...I can't remember the punchline.
2014-01-17 08:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
So the most important question is the guy a fan on the Tigers or the Tide?
2014-01-17 07:37:03 PM  
1 vote:
innerself.com
2014-01-17 07:24:17 PM  
1 vote:

4seasons85!: Cybernetic: Thou shalt not what now? I can't remember.

Thou shall not look at a panda while masterbating.


But Panda Sex wins! Every time!

/CAH, ftw!
2014-01-17 07:23:59 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day


I've never understood this. Is there some specific anus-pounding time scheduled right after lunch or something? Aren't they locked in their cells most of the time? When are they unsupervised long enough to fark each other with any regularity?
2014-01-17 07:21:28 PM  
1 vote:

Cybernetic: Thou shalt not what now? I can't remember.


Thou shall not look at a panda while masterbating.
2014-01-17 07:20:11 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: Pssst. It's called divorce. Much lest painful than prison.

Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day. With a divorce, he may have days where there is no farking of the butt. So, he's coming out ahead.


cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
2014-01-17 07:16:40 PM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: Pssst. It's called divorce. Much lest painful than prison.


Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day. With a divorce, he may have days where there is no farking of the butt. So, he's coming out ahead.
2014-01-17 07:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, that's the Baptist way.

/?
2014-01-17 06:59:25 PM  
1 vote:
You can't marry an eight-year-old!  Oh, not Catholic? Never mind.
2014-01-17 04:16:34 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: well that's something you don't read every day.


We see bad headlines all the time.
2014-01-17 04:07:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-17 04:00:13 PM  
1 vote:
well that's something you don't read every day.
 
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