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(Gawker)   Alabama pastor accused of stabbing his wife to death arrested... on the way to marry his boyfriend   ( divider line
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7232 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 6:55 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-17 09:10:07 PM  
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Okay, this is something I don't understand.  How can closeted gay men marry women and have children?  In order to have children, you have to get an erection while rolling around naked with a member of the gender you do not prefer.  Then it has to get arousing to the point where you ejaculate into the body of the member of the gender you do not want to be with.  How does a closeted gay man do closing his eyes tightly during vaginal sex and fantasizing about the models in the latest International Male catalog??
2014-01-17 08:21:19 PM  
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2014-01-17 07:24:19 PM  
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Wow. I know it's early, but I think this is the strangest story I'll read all year.
2014-01-17 07:23:59 PM  
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FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day

I've never understood this. Is there some specific anus-pounding time scheduled right after lunch or something? Aren't they locked in their cells most of the time? When are they unsupervised long enough to fark each other with any regularity?
2014-01-17 07:21:25 PM  
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Sometimes you feel like nuts, sometimes you don't.
2014-01-17 07:00:56 PM  
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Well, how about that. A gay actually is destroying traditional marriage.

/feel slightly head-achey from typing that
2014-01-17 06:59:22 PM  
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I've seen this movie

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2014-01-17 06:59:10 PM  
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Days since last bigoted fundie turns out to be gay: 0
2014-01-17 05:46:38 PM  
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tallguywithglasseson: See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?

I'm confident those exact words are going to be echoing among conservative pundits.
2014-01-17 05:37:24 PM  
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See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?
2014-01-17 04:07:52 PM  
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Michelle Bachmann is dead?!
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