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(Gawker)   Alabama pastor accused of stabbing his wife to death arrested... on the way to marry his boyfriend   (gawker.com) divider line 106
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2014-01-17 04:00:13 PM
well that's something you don't read every day.
 
2014-01-17 04:07:22 PM
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2014-01-17 04:07:52 PM
Michelle Bachmann is dead?!
 
2014-01-17 04:11:43 PM

Calmamity: Michelle Bachmann is dead?!


are you suggesting that... marcus bachmann is not all man!?
 
2014-01-17 04:16:34 PM

FlashHarry: well that's something you don't read every day.


We see bad headlines all the time.
 
2014-01-17 05:37:24 PM
See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?
 
2014-01-17 05:46:38 PM

tallguywithglasseson: See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?


I'm confident those exact words are going to be echoing among conservative pundits.
 
2014-01-17 05:49:24 PM
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2014-01-17 06:10:33 PM
Great. He's accused of killing his wife while planning to marry his boyfriend in England.

That's two marks against him for the local jury pool: 1) he likes men; 2) he likes men from our oldest enemy England.
 
2014-01-17 06:19:10 PM

Calmamity: Michelle Bachmann is dead?!


It's either her, or Sarah Palin.
One can hope, I guess.
 
2014-01-17 06:58:18 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2014-01-17 06:58:47 PM
The aristocrats?
 
2014-01-17 06:59:10 PM
Days since last bigoted fundie turns out to be gay: 0
 
2014-01-17 06:59:22 PM

I've seen this movie



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2014-01-17 06:59:25 PM
You can't marry an eight-year-old!  Oh, not Catholic? Never mind.
 
2014-01-17 07:00:33 PM
If didn't whack her it's adultery.  He's a man of God for crying out loud.
 
2014-01-17 07:00:43 PM
Wow........  Just wow.
 
2014-01-17 07:00:56 PM
Well, how about that. A gay actually is destroying traditional marriage.

/feel slightly head-achey from typing that
 
2014-01-17 07:01:56 PM

Mad Scientist: Days since last bigoted fundie turns out to be gay: 0


well, i wouldn't say they are bigoted, just closeted and liars.  Buy, hey, what the fark do I know?
 
2014-01-17 07:02:12 PM
Pssst. It's called divorce. Much lest painful than prison.
 
2014-01-17 07:04:03 PM
Hey, that's the Baptist way.

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2014-01-17 07:05:46 PM
A Lifetime Movie Network script....
 
2014-01-17 07:06:38 PM
This is exactly what Prop 8 was designed to prevent.
 
2014-01-17 07:06:54 PM
Religious hypocrisy is best hypocrisy.
 
2014-01-17 07:10:23 PM
Thou shalt not what now? I can't remember.
 
2014-01-17 07:10:28 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Well, how about that. A gay actually is destroying traditional marriage.

/feel slightly head-achey from typing that


I laughed harder at this than I should have.
 
2014-01-17 07:15:15 PM

The Goddamn Batman: Agent Smiths Laugh: Well, how about that. A gay actually is destroying traditional marriage.

/feel slightly head-achey from typing that

I laughed harder at this than I should have.


(grin) Thanks for the sub.

Really, I just thought I was being snarky and bitter...as usual.
 
2014-01-17 07:16:40 PM

miss diminutive: Pssst. It's called divorce. Much lest painful than prison.


Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day. With a divorce, he may have days where there is no farking of the butt. So, he's coming out ahead.
 
2014-01-17 07:18:00 PM
Somehow, stabbing her to death just seems too butch.
 
2014-01-17 07:20:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: Pssst. It's called divorce. Much lest painful than prison.

Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day. With a divorce, he may have days where there is no farking of the butt. So, he's coming out ahead.


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2014-01-17 07:20:25 PM
Til death do us part. Or until I part you until dead. Six one way, half dozen the other. You say p

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2014-01-17 07:21:04 PM
We were warned that gay marriage would lead to this.
 
2014-01-17 07:21:25 PM
Sometimes you feel like nuts, sometimes you don't.
 
2014-01-17 07:21:28 PM

Cybernetic: Thou shalt not what now? I can't remember.


Thou shall not look at a panda while masterbating.
 
2014-01-17 07:21:32 PM

Captain Dan: This is exactly what Prop 8 was designed to prevent.


I lol'd.
 
2014-01-17 07:23:28 PM

Satanic_Hamster: We were warned that gay marriage would lead to this.


Gay marriage doesn't lead to this.

Gay marriage leads to landing strips for gay martians.

Study it out, Stuart.
 
2014-01-17 07:23:35 PM

miss diminutive: Pssst. It's called divorce. Much lest painful than prison.


hmmmmm........
 
2014-01-17 07:23:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day


I've never understood this. Is there some specific anus-pounding time scheduled right after lunch or something? Aren't they locked in their cells most of the time? When are they unsupervised long enough to fark each other with any regularity?
 
2014-01-17 07:24:17 PM

4seasons85!: Cybernetic: Thou shalt not what now? I can't remember.

Thou shall not look at a panda while masterbating.


But Panda Sex wins! Every time!

/CAH, ftw!
 
2014-01-17 07:24:19 PM
Wow. I know it's early, but I think this is the strangest story I'll read all year.
 
2014-01-17 07:25:06 PM

miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day

I've never understood this. Is there some specific anus-pounding time scheduled right after lunch or something? Aren't they locked in their cells most of the time? When are they unsupervised long enough to fark each other with any regularity?


Showers

Bribing guards after lights out
 
2014-01-17 07:25:18 PM

FlashHarry: Calmamity: Michelle Bachmann is dead?!

are you suggesting that... marcus bachmann is not all man!?


He's all man! In fact he has extra manliness packed in his trunk.

He so manly, he eats other guys manliness first thing in the morning and right before bed!
 
2014-01-17 07:25:35 PM
Homosexuals whack a mole
 
2014-01-17 07:26:32 PM

wellreadneck: Somehow, stabbing her to death just seems too butch.


He could be a butch top you never know.
 
2014-01-17 07:26:48 PM
So it is written; turn to John 15:13:

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his wife for his "friends."
 
2014-01-17 07:27:30 PM

Glitchwerks: Satanic_Hamster: We were warned that gay marriage would lead to this.

Gay marriage doesn't lead to this.

Gay marriage leads to landing strips for gay martians.

Study it out, Stuart.


I heard it does stuff to the soil too.
 
2014-01-17 07:29:47 PM

Yakk: The aristocrats?


too early to tell.   More material needed.
 
2014-01-17 07:29:57 PM

tallguywithglasseson: See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?


This is even worse than death panels.
 
2014-01-17 07:30:29 PM

miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but in prison he's guaranteed to get buttfarked every day

I've never understood this. Is there some specific anus-pounding time scheduled right after lunch or something? Aren't they locked in their cells most of the time? When are they unsupervised long enough to fark each other with any regularity?


Well now you have me thinking there just aren't enough specific anus-pounding times scheduled in general.
 
2014-01-17 07:32:27 PM

tallguywithglasseson: See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?


Wait till you see what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps
 
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