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12682 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 6:23 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-17 06:33:34 PM  
6 votes:

NutWrench: Still, how does this manage to kill you?

no idea, everybody is clamming up

may have to bring in some hired mussel

this may oystercize the company

that's very shellfish of them
2014-01-17 07:01:17 PM  
3 votes:
Andy Warhol warned us that we would all get fifteen minutes in the future, but I pity the man the high price he paid for his shucking fame.

Shucking fame.

Yes I did.
2014-01-17 09:07:04 PM  
2 votes:
In December 2011, another worker died in Taunton after his hand was stuck in an industrial hummus grinder.

Man, what a falafel way to go.
2014-01-17 07:14:01 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: Waiter, my chowder tastes funny.

Waiter, there's a guy in my soup!
2014-01-17 07:08:04 PM  
2 votes:
Shucked to death you say?
2014-01-17 07:07:44 PM  
1 vote:
First thing I thought of was the pickle slicer.
2014-01-17 07:03:27 PM  
1 vote:

BlackMtnMan: An autopsy is certainly needed.

Come on man, he may have died of cancer!
2014-01-17 06:53:00 PM  
1 vote:

gerrychampoux: Isn't that what happened to Chuckles the Clown?
2014-01-17 06:40:43 PM  
1 vote:
The funeral will be open-casket on the half-shell.
2014-01-17 06:38:47 PM  
1 vote:
That's shucked up. There, somebody wrote it.
2014-01-17 06:32:04 PM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: NutWrench: Still, how does this manage to kill you?

Machine wasn't actually turned off? Interlocks weren't engaged?

Voltron didn't get there in time?
2014-01-17 06:31:25 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: You may want to avoid the chowder for awhile.

at least the red
2014-01-17 06:29:42 PM  
1 vote:

NutWrench: I assume they're talking about an oyster shucking machine and not a corn shucking machine.
Still, how does this manage to kill you?

/Shucks to be him.
//Ok, I'll go now.

Well, you see, when the machine moves from position A to position B and the human body is between position A and B, the human parts are separated. Human parts, when separated from the whole, don't work. That's a killin'.
2014-01-17 06:26:53 PM  
1 vote:
aww, shucks
2014-01-17 05:00:46 PM  
1 vote:
Oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds you say, tsk tsk tsk. Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say?
2014-01-17 03:43:58 PM  
1 vote:
What's the difference between a seafood plant worker with epilepsy, and a whore with diarrhea?
The seafood plant worker has fits after he shucks.

/Try the veal
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