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2014-01-17 03:39:21 PM
Bullshiat.
 
2014-01-17 04:34:51 PM
If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much.
 
2014-01-17 05:02:50 PM
Depends on how ghetto/hillbilly your options are.
 
2014-01-17 05:02:58 PM
Vacation sex is best sex. I'm guessing po folk don't get to vacation too often

enry: If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much


This too.
 
2014-01-17 05:07:14 PM

enry: If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much.


Certainly. I don't have the money woes, but after a run of 12 hour workdays, my libido goes down and I'm just interested in sleep.
 
2014-01-17 05:21:18 PM
Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-17 05:56:44 PM
Spanish researchers conducting a national sex survey of 9,850 people found a correllation between higher socioeconomic status and self-reported satisfaction in the bedroom - particularly for women.


Money makes chicks hot. Or at least Spanish chicks...
 
2014-01-17 05:59:48 PM
Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?
 
2014-01-17 06:02:11 PM

fusillade762: Spanish researchers conducting a national sex survey of 9,850 people found a correllation between higher socioeconomic status and self-reported satisfaction in the bedroom - particularly for women.


Money makes chicks hot. Or at least Spanish chicks...


Could be they can afford better toys.
 
2014-01-17 06:02:52 PM
My poor hand never complains.
 
2014-01-17 06:03:03 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Could be they can afford better toys.


Sex swings aren't cheap, you know.
 
2014-01-17 06:03:13 PM
Rich people are more fit and have better hygiene.
 
2014-01-17 06:06:07 PM
I hate cold sex. Hands are cold, feet are cold, the sex aint great. So there's that.
 
2014-01-17 06:07:12 PM
You can afford better bookers, that's for sure
 
2014-01-17 06:07:26 PM

garandman1a: Bullshiat.


done in one
 
2014-01-17 06:07:29 PM
but it's free entertainment
 
2014-01-17 06:08:48 PM
Errrr,  hookers
 
2014-01-17 06:09:29 PM
Hotter women have more money.  Or at least access to more money.
 
2014-01-17 06:09:53 PM
on other words, stress effects sex.
/ric romero
 
2014-01-17 06:11:31 PM
The sex also blows.
 
2014-01-17 06:12:47 PM
Might be relevant (might be NSFW too)
 
2014-01-17 06:14:35 PM

Salmon: You can afford better bookers, that's for sure

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-17 06:14:46 PM
Well, I just spanked it on 1,000 thread count sheets, so I'm getting a kick out of...
 
2014-01-17 06:15:16 PM
The Hell you say. . . :D
 
2014-01-17 06:15:44 PM

sn0wblind: on other words, stress effects sex.
/ric romero


shut it down boys (and girls) we got our answer.
 
2014-01-17 06:16:06 PM
I saw this and it sure makes sense. Sex was lackluster back when I was broke.
 
2014-01-17 06:17:40 PM

hammettman: My poor hand never complains.


Not to your face...
 
2014-01-17 06:19:45 PM

BravadoGT: Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?


I am shocked to find out you are ignorant regarding family size for lower income people.

It is really stunning that yet again, you are talking out your ass. It's such a surprise.
 
2014-01-17 06:20:18 PM

UberDave: Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


What do kittens have to do with sex?  Oh wait...
 
2014-01-17 06:21:37 PM

Salmon: Errrr,  hookers


Hookers have bookers.  At least the call girls do.

/or so I've read.
 
2014-01-17 06:23:31 PM
that's why i get crackwhores by the dozen

make up for quality in volume

it all comes out even on the back end
 
2014-01-17 06:24:17 PM

UberDave: Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


You know, you really don't need to have kittens in order to masturbate.
 
2014-01-17 06:24:57 PM

KawaiiNot: I saw this and it sure makes sense. Sex was lackluster back when I was broke.


C'mon -- hand lotion doesn't cost that much.
 
2014-01-17 06:25:54 PM

hammettman: My poor hand never complains.


hope it ain't broke
 
2014-01-17 06:26:02 PM
Evidently that's not keeping them from making so many goddamned kids.
 
2014-01-17 06:26:40 PM

medius: it all comes out even on the back end


Whatever floats your boat.
 
2014-01-17 06:27:38 PM

acohn: medius: it all comes out even on the back end

Whatever floats your boat.


a rising tide raises all boats

and once you get out to international waters, everything is legal
 
2014-01-17 06:27:39 PM
It's not sex itself, it's the environment. Trying to find an old couch in the woods so you can bang the Subway cashier after going to the dollar movies isn't nearly as convenient or comfortable as taking the new Accouting temp back to your downtown condo and getting blown on your heated leather sofa.
 
2014-01-17 06:27:44 PM
Said lead author Tim Wadsworth: "Having more sex makes us happy, but thinking that we are having more sex than other people makes us even happier."

I wonder what prostitutes think about that.
 
2014-01-17 06:28:13 PM

medius: everything is legal



but piracy
 
2014-01-17 06:29:23 PM
www.starburstmagazine.com

You might need to be much better off than "not poor" to see a significant improvement.
 
2014-01-17 06:29:39 PM
I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.
 
2014-01-17 06:33:42 PM
Spaniards you say? 


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-17 06:33:46 PM
I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.
 
2014-01-17 06:37:48 PM
IMHO, having money makes it easier to date around (go to bars, socialize in nice places, etc), hence by law of averages... more sex.

I don't know if it's necessarily better sex.
 
2014-01-17 06:38:56 PM

mediablitz: BravadoGT: Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?

I am shocked to find out you are ignorant regarding family size for lower income people.

It is really stunning that yet again, you are talking out your ass. It's such a surprise.


Also amazing how he was able to cram his stupid agenda into a perfectly good sex thread.
 
2014-01-17 06:39:04 PM

Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


Maybe it's my luck, but I've met plenty of disgusting looking rich women.
 
2014-01-17 06:39:19 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's not sex itself, it's the environment. Trying to find an old couch in the woods so you can bang the Subway cashier after going to the dollar movies isn't nearly as convenient or comfortable as taking the new Accouting temp back to your downtown condo and getting blown on your heated leather sofa.


 well said.

The subway chicks are hot at the one near my house, but I think I'd get arrested trying to bang them.

Although,  now you have me thinking that a sandwich artist would be good with their hands
 
2014-01-17 06:42:53 PM
Good. The last thing we need is poor people reproducing even more than they already do. Maybe if they don't enjoy it they'll knock it off for a while.
 
2014-01-17 06:45:50 PM
The Spaniards underestimate their cheap hookers.
 
2014-01-17 06:52:00 PM
I believe that Mr. Neil Young would disagree, because as everybody knows, "Welfare Mothers Make Better Lovers."
 
2014-01-17 06:52:20 PM

medius: medius: everything is legal


but piracy


Butt piracy - also legal.
 
2014-01-17 06:56:15 PM
They can hire high priced escorts and women love money......no big surprise in this study.

/I submit for study, Charlie Sheen.
 
2014-01-17 06:58:14 PM

AngryDragon: I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.


Your screen name makes that statement priceless.
 
2014-01-17 07:01:10 PM

Salmon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's not sex itself, it's the environment. Trying to find an old couch in the woods so you can bang the Subway cashier after going to the dollar movies isn't nearly as convenient or comfortable as taking the new Accouting temp back to your downtown condo and getting blown on your heated leather sofa.

 well said.

The subway chicks are hot at the one near my house, but I think I'd get arrested trying to bang them.

Although,  now you have me thinking that a sandwich artist would be good with their hands


They do some crazy shiat!
http://gcache.imagehost123.com/bn/785/t7.jpg NSFW
 
2014-01-17 07:05:28 PM
Poor / lower class guys size up their girlfriends situation (and what her chances of climbing up and out of it are) early on.

When he knows that those chances are zero, and knows that she feels the same, he's free to just climb on and do his business as needed.

Little wonder she might not regard that as particularly satisfying.
 
2014-01-17 07:07:55 PM

BMFPitt: [www.starburstmagazine.com image 300x227]

You might need to be much better off than "not poor" to see a significant improvement.


Came for this, leaving satisfied
 
2014-01-17 07:08:30 PM
I disagree. Give me a barefoot, dirty blonde Georgia girl and leave your fake-titted, fake-blonde LA girl in the valley.
 
2014-01-17 07:10:20 PM
Everyone knows the best sex is angry sex ie: make up sex.


dont gotta be rich to be angry.
 
2014-01-17 07:14:19 PM
but poor people are always getting farked
 
2014-01-17 07:20:36 PM
That's not how I remember it.
 
2014-01-17 07:21:13 PM

Boo_Guy: They do some crazy shiat!
http://gcache.imagehost123.com/bn/785/t7.jpg NSFW


Is that a Portland frank?
 
2014-01-17 07:22:10 PM

garandman1a: Bullshiat.


This. I got plenty of action when I was poor and it was a blast.

/drtfa
 
2014-01-17 07:35:08 PM
miss diminutive:

Said lead author Tim Wadsworth: "Having more sex makes us happy, but thinking that we are having more sex than other people makes us even happier."

I wonder what prostitutes think about that.


They probably want to never have sex again.

One problem is that even fantastically good-looking people can be horrible sex partners, and money doesn't help any. Or so I read someplace.

But then one of the best sexual experiences I ever had was with a fantastically ugly middle aged fatty. Coincidentally, I could probably do as well now that I fit that description myself. (EIP!)
 
2014-01-17 07:37:10 PM
Well that settles it. I have decided to be rich.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:00 PM
No surprise.  The more relaxed you are, the more you enjoy sex.  Not having to worry about paying the bills is tremendously relaxing.

I never understood people who say money doesn't buy happiness.  It buys the peace of mind that catastrophes won't be so catastrophic.  Something happens and all your stuff is reduced to ashes or your town is devastated by a natural disaster?  You have the money to rebuild, even if you have to change your locale.

Vacation sex is great, but people who put themselves into massive debt just to take a vacation can't be entirely oblivious to what getting back from such a vacation involves in terms of buy now, pay later.

We all have to pay the piper.  But he who pays the piper calls the tune.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:24 PM

puffy999: Boo_Guy: They do some crazy shiat!
http://gcache.imagehost123.com/bn/785/t7.jpg NSFW

Is that a Portland frank?


I don't know what his name is.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:48 PM

etoof: Well that settles it. I have decided to be rich.


Disregard females, acquire currency.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:54 PM

letrole: Rich people are more fit and have better hygiene.


Thier farts smell better and their orgasms last longer as well.
 
2014-01-17 07:40:16 PM

letrole: Rich people are more fit and have better hygiene...


and more confidence, and more satisfaction and happiness in their lives, fewer worries to distract them from whoopie time...
 
2014-01-17 07:41:26 PM

Marcintosh: Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman. Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


Is that because rich women can afford lots of enhancement or because for you it's all about the benjamins?

Money: it hides a multitude of sharp knees.
 
2014-01-17 07:43:38 PM

AngryDragon: I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.


It's like the bum fight videos. They make some cash selling the video as blooper reel foder.
 
2014-01-17 07:45:10 PM
It is true.
If I am rich....I get Kate Upton or a look alike.
If I am poor....I get a smoking gun ugly.
 
2014-01-17 07:46:24 PM

AngryDragon: I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.


It's like bum fight videos. They make some cash selling the video for blooper reel filler.
 
2014-01-17 07:51:48 PM

TomD9938: Poor / lower class guys size up their girlfriends situation (and what her chances of climbing up and out of it are) early on.

When he knows that those chances are zero, and knows that she feels the same, he's free to just climb on and do his business as needed.

Little wonder she might not regard that as particularly satisfying.


Bunk. I've usually tried very hard to satisfy my partners because they could always get somebody else if not better, whatever "better" might mean to her.

I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive.

EIP!
 
2014-01-17 07:53:24 PM

Mentalpatient87: mediablitz: BravadoGT: Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?

I am shocked to find out you are ignorant regarding family size for lower income people.

It is really stunning that yet again, you are talking out your ass. It's such a surprise.

Also amazing how he was able to cram his stupid agenda into a perfectly good sex thread.


I don't understand the hate for Bravado's statement. Seems pretty accurate from my observations of both ends of affluence.
AND since the article mentions "Researchers also found a link between those with a higher socioeconomic status and the use of contraception", the comment is actually relevant and probably valid.
 
2014-01-17 07:54:19 PM
"Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks "


Regardless of your bank balance, if you do it right, sex can have sucking involved every time :-)

Hooray for BJs!  ;-)
 
2014-01-17 07:56:49 PM

camaroash: I never understood people who say money doesn't buy happiness.  It buys the peace of mind that catastrophes won't be so catastrophic.


This.

I grew up dirt-farking-poor, but I'm not even close to being poor now.  In fact, I can't remember the last time I was concerned about the price of something, or made a purchase decision based primarily on price (quality, yes; price, no).

For example, I took my car (an old, completely paid-for RX) to the Lexus shop today to double-check a new sound I've been hearing in the front left wheel well area.   I wasn't at all worried about the cost; I was far more concerned that whatever was making the noise would either 1) be dangerous if not fixed or 2) cause other parts to fail if not promptly attended to, i.e., a domino effect.

Turns out, it was something unimportant and small and easily "fixed."

Cost?  -$10.00

Yes, it cost me a NEGATIVE amount of money to have them look at my car:  I had left the notice for registration renewal (which requires an emissions test) on the passenger seat.  The technician saw it, and during his test drive to check out the sound, he took my car to get its emissions done so I didn't have to.
 
2014-01-17 07:57:40 PM

UberDave: Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...


That looks shopped
 
2014-01-17 07:58:42 PM

GGracie: "Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks "

Regardless of your bank balance, if you do it right, sex can have sucking involved every time :-)

Hooray for BJs!  ;-)


Say goodnight, Gracie.
 
2014-01-17 07:59:51 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: GGracie: "Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks "

Regardless of your bank balance, if you do it right, sex can have sucking involved every time :-)

Hooray for BJs!  ;-)

Say goodnight, Gracie.


Oh alright,

GOODNIGHT GRACIE! :-)
 
2014-01-17 08:01:02 PM
Now you tell me,I've been gang banging the wrong bread line.
 
2014-01-17 08:02:55 PM

mediablitz: Vacation sex is best sex. I'm guessing po folk don't get to vacation too often

enry: If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much

This too.


No.  Haven't you heard of 'the harder you work, the harder you play'?  I work very hard, my whole body aches from work this week, yet I've had great sex this week.  Injuries don't slow me down, injuries may cause me to change position that hurts less, however I will get laid.

/I can't afford to have my brakes done at a shop.  The parts alone cost $173, so I did the brakes myself.  The wife is in a good mood from my work, so......
 
2014-01-17 08:05:59 PM

GoldSpider: Evidently that's not keeping them from making so many goddamned kids.


true

kids can result from unsatisfying sex - but I understand not from legitimate rape - right?
 
2014-01-17 08:06:15 PM

Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types
 
2014-01-17 08:06:56 PM
Hey, I'm a guy. I'll take quantity over quality every time.

Every. Time.
 
2014-01-17 08:08:01 PM
In NYC, this is definitely true. It's hard to get a date unless you're of a certain age, profession and income level.
 
2014-01-17 08:08:27 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types


Texas is a community property state?
 
2014-01-17 08:08:39 PM

GGracie: Hooray for BJs! ;-)


Have you ever visited lovely Lexington, KY? They tell me Drew Curtis lives here someplace. I don't know him or have his address, but after wonderful daily sexytimes with me a person would still have 23 hours, 59 minutes and 41 seconds to hunt him down. EIP!
 
2014-01-17 08:12:29 PM

The One True TheDavid: I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive.

EIP!


Ahh, the old incompetent but hot vs skilled but repulsive quandary.
 
2014-01-17 08:12:51 PM
In a Spanish study

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-01-17 08:14:44 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: HaywoodJablonski: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types

Texas is a community property state?


State doesn't matter. I've seen it everywhere.

Hell, look at some of the wives of wealthy Hollywood producers and directors.
 
2014-01-17 08:24:42 PM

HaywoodJablonski: demaL-demaL-yeH: HaywoodJablonski: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types

Texas is a community property state?

State doesn't matter. I've seen it everywhere.

Hell, look at some of the wives of wealthy Hollywood producers and directors.


California, too, is a community property state.
 
2014-01-17 08:24:48 PM
In a Spanish study, people in higher income brackets - particularly women - claimed to be more sexually satisfied than their less well-off counterparts.

It's been demonstrated almost universally that the size of a mans wallet is the key to a woman's sexual satisfaction.

Money = security
 
2014-01-17 08:24:59 PM

Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


resources3.news.com.au
Hawt.
 
2014-01-17 08:26:58 PM
Then how'd we end up with so many poor people? Huh? Answer me that smart guy.
Like rabbits they are
 
2014-01-17 08:28:25 PM

miss diminutive: The One True TheDavid: I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive.

EIP!

Ahh, the old incompetent but hot vs skilled but repulsive quandary.


That wasn't just begging for a pity fark?
 
2014-01-17 08:38:02 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: miss diminutive: The One True TheDavid:

I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive. EIP!

Ahh, the old incompetent but hot vs skilled but repulsive quandary.

That wasn't just begging for a pity fark?


Shall we take a vote?
 
2014-01-17 08:42:20 PM
oh (i dont have to work tomorror) ..oh ( i can get up at 10)...yes..( my car gets maintained by itself)..oh...(my, the gardener is packing)
 
2014-01-17 08:43:04 PM

Greymalkin: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]
Hawt.


I read that as worth $29.17/lb.
 
2014-01-17 08:50:03 PM
If you're young and not ugly, you can be poor and have super sex.
 
2014-01-17 08:51:22 PM

fastfxr: I disagree. Give me a barefoot, dirty blonde Georgia girl and leave your fake-titted, fake-blonde LA girl in the valley.


Well considering the valley girl will swallow 3 yards of hose at both ends to be on camera, and the Georgia peach will let you read her bible passages after meeting all her relatives...
 
2014-01-17 09:29:07 PM
There's nothing like doing a line of coke off a stripper's back or if you can afford it...2 or 3 stripper's backs.
 
2014-01-17 09:44:25 PM

slayer199: There's nothing like doing a line of coke off a stripper's back or if you can afford it...2 or 3 stripper's backs.


Meth is cheaper and means sleep is no longer necessary.  Orgies can lasts for days.
 
2014-01-17 09:49:00 PM

lack of warmth: slayer199: There's nothing like doing a line of coke off a stripper's back or if you can afford it...2 or 3 stripper's backs.

Meth is cheaper and means sleep is no longer necessary.  Orgies can lasts for days.


So that's how the poor roll.
 
2014-01-17 09:55:52 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words.

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2014-01-17 10:14:42 PM

BillDozer357: Greymalkin: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

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Hawt.

I read that as worth $29.17/lb.


Ah yes, the "Why don't poor people inherit more coal" woman.

/Mo money, different problems.
 
2014-01-17 10:21:32 PM

cwheelie: Then how'd we end up with so many poor people? Huh? Answer me that smart guy.
Like rabbits they are


That was before all the free birth control.
 
2014-01-17 11:25:59 PM
...But I was repeatedly assured that a double bed and a stalwart lover (for sure) - these are the riches of the poor!
 
2014-01-17 11:44:11 PM

FizixJunkee: camaroash: I never understood people who say money doesn't buy happiness.  It buys the peace of mind that catastrophes won't be so catastrophic.

This.

I grew up dirt-farking-poor, but I'm not even close to being poor now.  In fact, I can't remember the last time I was concerned about the price of something, or made a purchase decision based primarily on price (quality, yes; price, no).

For example, I took my car (an old, completely paid-for RX) to the Lexus shop today to double-check a new sound I've been hearing in the front left wheel well area.   I wasn't at all worried about the cost; I was far more concerned that whatever was making the noise would either 1) be dangerous if not fixed or 2) cause other parts to fail if not promptly attended to, i.e., a domino effect.

Turns out, it was something unimportant and small and easily "fixed."

Cost?  -$10.00

Yes, it cost me a NEGATIVE amount of money to have them look at my car:  I had left the notice for registration renewal (which requires an emissions test) on the passenger seat.  The technician saw it, and during his test drive to check out the sound, he took my car to get its emissions done so I didn't have to.


That's a really good example of what I'm talking about.  I'm assuming here, but I know I'm not far off:  You aren't one to Keep Up With the Joneses.  You'd rather mend it than end it, right?  Good call.  For every cockhole in a new Prius, there's a few guys who'd, rightly, rather drive a decade-old whip into the ground than pony up for the "next big thing".

I salute your approach and I'm willing to bet you are the type who's willing to dirty your hands instead of just throwing money at anything and everything.  If I'm right or wrong on that count, I'd like to hear it.
 
2014-01-18 12:10:50 AM

camaroash: That's a really good example of what I'm talking about.  I'm assuming here, but I know I'm not far off:  You aren't one to Keep Up With the Joneses.  You'd rather mend it than end it, right?  Good call.  For every cockhole in a new Prius, there's a few guys who'd, rightly, rather drive a decade-old whip into the ground than pony up for the "next big thing".

I salute your approach and I'm willing to bet you are the type who's willing to dirty your hands instead of just throwing money at anything and everything.  If I'm right or wrong on that count, I'd like to hear it.



You're spot on.   I prefer to buy quality items---even if that means buying second-hand or antique---rather than buy new, lower-quality items.  And the things I buy I want to last for as long as possible; I want my clothes to last years, not one season, for example.   I take care of my car, too, and that means making sure all the little things (e.g., a noise coming from the wheel well) as well as the big things (CEL comes on) are taken care of in a timely manner.
 
2014-01-18 12:18:57 AM
I don't know, some of the best sex I've ever had was when I was unemployed.
 
2014-01-18 12:23:51 AM

Pinner: but it's free entertainment


Yes, I thought all the poors had lots of kids because they were so poor that there was nothing to do except have sex. Or it is because they're little more than mindlessly-humping beasts?

menschenfresser: ...But I was repeatedly assured that a double bed and a stalwart lover (for sure) - these are the riches of the poor!


A tight poosy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shiat.
 
2014-01-18 01:09:56 AM
So don't be poor. Sheesh.
 
2014-01-18 01:58:04 AM
Stands to reason. For men, less money means attracting less-desireable babes, and for women means they're having to bed some broke loser. Result: nobody is happy.
 
2014-01-18 02:20:16 AM

FizixJunkee: camaroash: That's a really good example of what I'm talking about.  I'm assuming here, but I know I'm not far off:  You aren't one to Keep Up With the Joneses.  You'd rather mend it than end it, right?  Good call.  For every cockhole in a new Prius, there's a few guys who'd, rightly, rather drive a decade-old whip into the ground than pony up for the "next big thing".

I salute your approach and I'm willing to bet you are the type who's willing to dirty your hands instead of just throwing money at anything and everything.  If I'm right or wrong on that count, I'd like to hear it.


You're spot on.   I prefer to buy quality items---even if that means buying second-hand or antique---rather than buy new, lower-quality items.  And the things I buy I want to last for as long as possible; I want my clothes to last years, not one season, for example.   I take care of my car, too, and that means making sure all the little things (e.g., a noise coming from the wheel well) as well as the big things (CEL comes on) are taken care of in a timely manner.


The Dude abides.  Hygienic reasons aside, there's not much I buy new.  Even the 42" flatscreen in my living room was free + $6 in capacitors to fix it.  Well, that and 20 years of Electronics and some bucks in test gear.  Still...
 
2014-01-18 12:53:27 PM

parasol: GoldSpider: Evidently that's not keeping them from making so many goddamned kids.

true

kids can result from unsatisfying sex - but I understand not from legitimate rape - right?


The story your mom told you about your conception may not be true.
 
2014-01-18 08:49:06 PM
I'm single and "middle class" but the only sex I get is from my left hand.
 
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