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(New York Daily News)   Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks   (nydailynews.com) divider line 118
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2014-01-17 08:50:03 PM  
If you're young and not ugly, you can be poor and have super sex.
 
2014-01-17 08:51:22 PM  

fastfxr: I disagree. Give me a barefoot, dirty blonde Georgia girl and leave your fake-titted, fake-blonde LA girl in the valley.


Well considering the valley girl will swallow 3 yards of hose at both ends to be on camera, and the Georgia peach will let you read her bible passages after meeting all her relatives...
 
2014-01-17 09:29:07 PM  
There's nothing like doing a line of coke off a stripper's back or if you can afford it...2 or 3 stripper's backs.
 
2014-01-17 09:44:25 PM  

slayer199: There's nothing like doing a line of coke off a stripper's back or if you can afford it...2 or 3 stripper's backs.


Meth is cheaper and means sleep is no longer necessary.  Orgies can lasts for days.
 
2014-01-17 09:49:00 PM  

lack of warmth: slayer199: There's nothing like doing a line of coke off a stripper's back or if you can afford it...2 or 3 stripper's backs.

Meth is cheaper and means sleep is no longer necessary.  Orgies can lasts for days.


So that's how the poor roll.
 
2014-01-17 09:55:52 PM  
A picture is worth a thousand words.

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2014-01-17 10:14:42 PM  

BillDozer357: Greymalkin: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

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Hawt.

I read that as worth $29.17/lb.


Ah yes, the "Why don't poor people inherit more coal" woman.

/Mo money, different problems.
 
2014-01-17 10:21:32 PM  

cwheelie: Then how'd we end up with so many poor people? Huh? Answer me that smart guy.
Like rabbits they are


That was before all the free birth control.
 
2014-01-17 11:25:59 PM  
...But I was repeatedly assured that a double bed and a stalwart lover (for sure) - these are the riches of the poor!
 
2014-01-17 11:44:11 PM  

FizixJunkee: camaroash: I never understood people who say money doesn't buy happiness.  It buys the peace of mind that catastrophes won't be so catastrophic.

This.

I grew up dirt-farking-poor, but I'm not even close to being poor now.  In fact, I can't remember the last time I was concerned about the price of something, or made a purchase decision based primarily on price (quality, yes; price, no).

For example, I took my car (an old, completely paid-for RX) to the Lexus shop today to double-check a new sound I've been hearing in the front left wheel well area.   I wasn't at all worried about the cost; I was far more concerned that whatever was making the noise would either 1) be dangerous if not fixed or 2) cause other parts to fail if not promptly attended to, i.e., a domino effect.

Turns out, it was something unimportant and small and easily "fixed."

Cost?  -$10.00

Yes, it cost me a NEGATIVE amount of money to have them look at my car:  I had left the notice for registration renewal (which requires an emissions test) on the passenger seat.  The technician saw it, and during his test drive to check out the sound, he took my car to get its emissions done so I didn't have to.


That's a really good example of what I'm talking about.  I'm assuming here, but I know I'm not far off:  You aren't one to Keep Up With the Joneses.  You'd rather mend it than end it, right?  Good call.  For every cockhole in a new Prius, there's a few guys who'd, rightly, rather drive a decade-old whip into the ground than pony up for the "next big thing".

I salute your approach and I'm willing to bet you are the type who's willing to dirty your hands instead of just throwing money at anything and everything.  If I'm right or wrong on that count, I'd like to hear it.
 
2014-01-18 12:10:50 AM  

camaroash: That's a really good example of what I'm talking about.  I'm assuming here, but I know I'm not far off:  You aren't one to Keep Up With the Joneses.  You'd rather mend it than end it, right?  Good call.  For every cockhole in a new Prius, there's a few guys who'd, rightly, rather drive a decade-old whip into the ground than pony up for the "next big thing".

I salute your approach and I'm willing to bet you are the type who's willing to dirty your hands instead of just throwing money at anything and everything.  If I'm right or wrong on that count, I'd like to hear it.



You're spot on.   I prefer to buy quality items---even if that means buying second-hand or antique---rather than buy new, lower-quality items.  And the things I buy I want to last for as long as possible; I want my clothes to last years, not one season, for example.   I take care of my car, too, and that means making sure all the little things (e.g., a noise coming from the wheel well) as well as the big things (CEL comes on) are taken care of in a timely manner.
 
2014-01-18 12:18:57 AM  
I don't know, some of the best sex I've ever had was when I was unemployed.
 
2014-01-18 12:23:51 AM  

Pinner: but it's free entertainment


Yes, I thought all the poors had lots of kids because they were so poor that there was nothing to do except have sex. Or it is because they're little more than mindlessly-humping beasts?

menschenfresser: ...But I was repeatedly assured that a double bed and a stalwart lover (for sure) - these are the riches of the poor!


A tight poosy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shiat.
 
2014-01-18 01:09:56 AM  
So don't be poor. Sheesh.
 
2014-01-18 01:58:04 AM  
Stands to reason. For men, less money means attracting less-desireable babes, and for women means they're having to bed some broke loser. Result: nobody is happy.
 
2014-01-18 02:20:16 AM  

FizixJunkee: camaroash: That's a really good example of what I'm talking about.  I'm assuming here, but I know I'm not far off:  You aren't one to Keep Up With the Joneses.  You'd rather mend it than end it, right?  Good call.  For every cockhole in a new Prius, there's a few guys who'd, rightly, rather drive a decade-old whip into the ground than pony up for the "next big thing".

I salute your approach and I'm willing to bet you are the type who's willing to dirty your hands instead of just throwing money at anything and everything.  If I'm right or wrong on that count, I'd like to hear it.


You're spot on.   I prefer to buy quality items---even if that means buying second-hand or antique---rather than buy new, lower-quality items.  And the things I buy I want to last for as long as possible; I want my clothes to last years, not one season, for example.   I take care of my car, too, and that means making sure all the little things (e.g., a noise coming from the wheel well) as well as the big things (CEL comes on) are taken care of in a timely manner.


The Dude abides.  Hygienic reasons aside, there's not much I buy new.  Even the 42" flatscreen in my living room was free + $6 in capacitors to fix it.  Well, that and 20 years of Electronics and some bucks in test gear.  Still...
 
2014-01-18 12:53:27 PM  

parasol: GoldSpider: Evidently that's not keeping them from making so many goddamned kids.

true

kids can result from unsatisfying sex - but I understand not from legitimate rape - right?


The story your mom told you about your conception may not be true.
 
2014-01-18 08:49:06 PM  
I'm single and "middle class" but the only sex I get is from my left hand.
 
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