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2014-01-17 06:52:00 PM
I believe that Mr. Neil Young would disagree, because as everybody knows, "Welfare Mothers Make Better Lovers."
 
2014-01-17 06:52:20 PM

medius: medius: everything is legal


but piracy


Butt piracy - also legal.
 
2014-01-17 06:56:15 PM
They can hire high priced escorts and women love money......no big surprise in this study.

/I submit for study, Charlie Sheen.
 
2014-01-17 06:58:14 PM

AngryDragon: I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.


Your screen name makes that statement priceless.
 
2014-01-17 07:01:10 PM

Salmon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's not sex itself, it's the environment. Trying to find an old couch in the woods so you can bang the Subway cashier after going to the dollar movies isn't nearly as convenient or comfortable as taking the new Accouting temp back to your downtown condo and getting blown on your heated leather sofa.

 well said.

The subway chicks are hot at the one near my house, but I think I'd get arrested trying to bang them.

Although,  now you have me thinking that a sandwich artist would be good with their hands


They do some crazy shiat!
http://gcache.imagehost123.com/bn/785/t7.jpg NSFW
 
2014-01-17 07:05:28 PM
Poor / lower class guys size up their girlfriends situation (and what her chances of climbing up and out of it are) early on.

When he knows that those chances are zero, and knows that she feels the same, he's free to just climb on and do his business as needed.

Little wonder she might not regard that as particularly satisfying.
 
2014-01-17 07:07:55 PM

BMFPitt: [www.starburstmagazine.com image 300x227]

You might need to be much better off than "not poor" to see a significant improvement.


Came for this, leaving satisfied
 
2014-01-17 07:08:30 PM
I disagree. Give me a barefoot, dirty blonde Georgia girl and leave your fake-titted, fake-blonde LA girl in the valley.
 
2014-01-17 07:10:20 PM
Everyone knows the best sex is angry sex ie: make up sex.


dont gotta be rich to be angry.
 
2014-01-17 07:14:19 PM
but poor people are always getting farked
 
2014-01-17 07:20:36 PM
That's not how I remember it.
 
2014-01-17 07:21:13 PM

Boo_Guy: They do some crazy shiat!
http://gcache.imagehost123.com/bn/785/t7.jpg NSFW


Is that a Portland frank?
 
2014-01-17 07:22:10 PM

garandman1a: Bullshiat.


This. I got plenty of action when I was poor and it was a blast.

/drtfa
 
2014-01-17 07:35:08 PM
miss diminutive:

Said lead author Tim Wadsworth: "Having more sex makes us happy, but thinking that we are having more sex than other people makes us even happier."

I wonder what prostitutes think about that.


They probably want to never have sex again.

One problem is that even fantastically good-looking people can be horrible sex partners, and money doesn't help any. Or so I read someplace.

But then one of the best sexual experiences I ever had was with a fantastically ugly middle aged fatty. Coincidentally, I could probably do as well now that I fit that description myself. (EIP!)
 
2014-01-17 07:37:10 PM
Well that settles it. I have decided to be rich.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:00 PM
No surprise.  The more relaxed you are, the more you enjoy sex.  Not having to worry about paying the bills is tremendously relaxing.

I never understood people who say money doesn't buy happiness.  It buys the peace of mind that catastrophes won't be so catastrophic.  Something happens and all your stuff is reduced to ashes or your town is devastated by a natural disaster?  You have the money to rebuild, even if you have to change your locale.

Vacation sex is great, but people who put themselves into massive debt just to take a vacation can't be entirely oblivious to what getting back from such a vacation involves in terms of buy now, pay later.

We all have to pay the piper.  But he who pays the piper calls the tune.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:24 PM

puffy999: Boo_Guy: They do some crazy shiat!
http://gcache.imagehost123.com/bn/785/t7.jpg NSFW

Is that a Portland frank?


I don't know what his name is.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:48 PM

etoof: Well that settles it. I have decided to be rich.


Disregard females, acquire currency.
 
2014-01-17 07:39:54 PM

letrole: Rich people are more fit and have better hygiene.


Thier farts smell better and their orgasms last longer as well.
 
2014-01-17 07:40:16 PM

letrole: Rich people are more fit and have better hygiene...


and more confidence, and more satisfaction and happiness in their lives, fewer worries to distract them from whoopie time...
 
2014-01-17 07:41:26 PM

Marcintosh: Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman. Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


Is that because rich women can afford lots of enhancement or because for you it's all about the benjamins?

Money: it hides a multitude of sharp knees.
 
2014-01-17 07:43:38 PM

AngryDragon: I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.


It's like the bum fight videos. They make some cash selling the video as blooper reel foder.
 
2014-01-17 07:45:10 PM
It is true.
If I am rich....I get Kate Upton or a look alike.
If I am poor....I get a smoking gun ugly.
 
2014-01-17 07:46:24 PM

AngryDragon: I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.


It's like bum fight videos. They make some cash selling the video for blooper reel filler.
 
2014-01-17 07:51:48 PM

TomD9938: Poor / lower class guys size up their girlfriends situation (and what her chances of climbing up and out of it are) early on.

When he knows that those chances are zero, and knows that she feels the same, he's free to just climb on and do his business as needed.

Little wonder she might not regard that as particularly satisfying.


Bunk. I've usually tried very hard to satisfy my partners because they could always get somebody else if not better, whatever "better" might mean to her.

I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive.

EIP!
 
2014-01-17 07:53:24 PM

Mentalpatient87: mediablitz: BravadoGT: Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?

I am shocked to find out you are ignorant regarding family size for lower income people.

It is really stunning that yet again, you are talking out your ass. It's such a surprise.

Also amazing how he was able to cram his stupid agenda into a perfectly good sex thread.


I don't understand the hate for Bravado's statement. Seems pretty accurate from my observations of both ends of affluence.
AND since the article mentions "Researchers also found a link between those with a higher socioeconomic status and the use of contraception", the comment is actually relevant and probably valid.
 
2014-01-17 07:54:19 PM
"Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks "


Regardless of your bank balance, if you do it right, sex can have sucking involved every time :-)

Hooray for BJs!  ;-)
 
2014-01-17 07:56:49 PM

camaroash: I never understood people who say money doesn't buy happiness.  It buys the peace of mind that catastrophes won't be so catastrophic.


This.

I grew up dirt-farking-poor, but I'm not even close to being poor now.  In fact, I can't remember the last time I was concerned about the price of something, or made a purchase decision based primarily on price (quality, yes; price, no).

For example, I took my car (an old, completely paid-for RX) to the Lexus shop today to double-check a new sound I've been hearing in the front left wheel well area.   I wasn't at all worried about the cost; I was far more concerned that whatever was making the noise would either 1) be dangerous if not fixed or 2) cause other parts to fail if not promptly attended to, i.e., a domino effect.

Turns out, it was something unimportant and small and easily "fixed."

Cost?  -$10.00

Yes, it cost me a NEGATIVE amount of money to have them look at my car:  I had left the notice for registration renewal (which requires an emissions test) on the passenger seat.  The technician saw it, and during his test drive to check out the sound, he took my car to get its emissions done so I didn't have to.
 
2014-01-17 07:57:40 PM

UberDave: Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...


That looks shopped
 
2014-01-17 07:58:42 PM

GGracie: "Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks "

Regardless of your bank balance, if you do it right, sex can have sucking involved every time :-)

Hooray for BJs!  ;-)


Say goodnight, Gracie.
 
2014-01-17 07:59:51 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: GGracie: "Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks "

Regardless of your bank balance, if you do it right, sex can have sucking involved every time :-)

Hooray for BJs!  ;-)

Say goodnight, Gracie.


Oh alright,

GOODNIGHT GRACIE! :-)
 
2014-01-17 08:01:02 PM
Now you tell me,I've been gang banging the wrong bread line.
 
2014-01-17 08:02:55 PM

mediablitz: Vacation sex is best sex. I'm guessing po folk don't get to vacation too often

enry: If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much

This too.


No.  Haven't you heard of 'the harder you work, the harder you play'?  I work very hard, my whole body aches from work this week, yet I've had great sex this week.  Injuries don't slow me down, injuries may cause me to change position that hurts less, however I will get laid.

/I can't afford to have my brakes done at a shop.  The parts alone cost $173, so I did the brakes myself.  The wife is in a good mood from my work, so......
 
2014-01-17 08:05:59 PM

GoldSpider: Evidently that's not keeping them from making so many goddamned kids.


true

kids can result from unsatisfying sex - but I understand not from legitimate rape - right?
 
2014-01-17 08:06:15 PM

Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types
 
2014-01-17 08:06:56 PM
Hey, I'm a guy. I'll take quantity over quality every time.

Every. Time.
 
2014-01-17 08:08:01 PM
In NYC, this is definitely true. It's hard to get a date unless you're of a certain age, profession and income level.
 
2014-01-17 08:08:27 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types


Texas is a community property state?
 
2014-01-17 08:08:39 PM

GGracie: Hooray for BJs! ;-)


Have you ever visited lovely Lexington, KY? They tell me Drew Curtis lives here someplace. I don't know him or have his address, but after wonderful daily sexytimes with me a person would still have 23 hours, 59 minutes and 41 seconds to hunt him down. EIP!
 
2014-01-17 08:12:29 PM

The One True TheDavid: I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive.

EIP!


Ahh, the old incompetent but hot vs skilled but repulsive quandary.
 
2014-01-17 08:12:51 PM
In a Spanish study

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-01-17 08:14:44 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: HaywoodJablonski: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types

Texas is a community property state?


State doesn't matter. I've seen it everywhere.

Hell, look at some of the wives of wealthy Hollywood producers and directors.
 
2014-01-17 08:24:42 PM

HaywoodJablonski: demaL-demaL-yeH: HaywoodJablonski: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

Meh. There's lots of unattractive wives of doctors, lawyers and other business types

Texas is a community property state?

State doesn't matter. I've seen it everywhere.

Hell, look at some of the wives of wealthy Hollywood producers and directors.


California, too, is a community property state.
 
2014-01-17 08:24:48 PM
In a Spanish study, people in higher income brackets - particularly women - claimed to be more sexually satisfied than their less well-off counterparts.

It's been demonstrated almost universally that the size of a mans wallet is the key to a woman's sexual satisfaction.

Money = security
 
2014-01-17 08:24:59 PM

Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


resources3.news.com.au
Hawt.
 
2014-01-17 08:26:58 PM
Then how'd we end up with so many poor people? Huh? Answer me that smart guy.
Like rabbits they are
 
2014-01-17 08:28:25 PM

miss diminutive: The One True TheDavid: I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive.

EIP!

Ahh, the old incompetent but hot vs skilled but repulsive quandary.


That wasn't just begging for a pity fark?
 
2014-01-17 08:38:02 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: miss diminutive: The One True TheDavid:

I'm lucky that I got very good at it before I became utterly repulsive. EIP!

Ahh, the old incompetent but hot vs skilled but repulsive quandary.

That wasn't just begging for a pity fark?


Shall we take a vote?
 
2014-01-17 08:42:20 PM
oh (i dont have to work tomorror) ..oh ( i can get up at 10)...yes..( my car gets maintained by itself)..oh...(my, the gardener is packing)
 
2014-01-17 08:43:04 PM

Greymalkin: Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]
Hawt.


I read that as worth $29.17/lb.
 
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