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(New York Daily News)   Yet another thing that makes being poor not fun: the sex sucks   (nydailynews.com) divider line 118
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2014-01-17 03:39:21 PM  
Bullshiat.
 
2014-01-17 04:34:51 PM  
If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much.
 
2014-01-17 05:02:50 PM  
Depends on how ghetto/hillbilly your options are.
 
2014-01-17 05:02:58 PM  
Vacation sex is best sex. I'm guessing po folk don't get to vacation too often

enry: If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much


This too.
 
2014-01-17 05:07:14 PM  

enry: If you're busy working 3 jobs to be able to afford your apartment because you're getting paid minimum wage I can see how you'd be too tired to fark. Or at least not enjoy it as much.


Certainly. I don't have the money woes, but after a run of 12 hour workdays, my libido goes down and I'm just interested in sleep.
 
2014-01-17 05:21:18 PM  
Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-17 05:56:44 PM  
Spanish researchers conducting a national sex survey of 9,850 people found a correllation between higher socioeconomic status and self-reported satisfaction in the bedroom - particularly for women.


Money makes chicks hot. Or at least Spanish chicks...
 
2014-01-17 05:59:48 PM  
Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?
 
2014-01-17 06:02:11 PM  

fusillade762: Spanish researchers conducting a national sex survey of 9,850 people found a correllation between higher socioeconomic status and self-reported satisfaction in the bedroom - particularly for women.


Money makes chicks hot. Or at least Spanish chicks...


Could be they can afford better toys.
 
2014-01-17 06:02:52 PM  
My poor hand never complains.
 
2014-01-17 06:03:03 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Could be they can afford better toys.


Sex swings aren't cheap, you know.
 
2014-01-17 06:03:13 PM  
Rich people are more fit and have better hygiene.
 
2014-01-17 06:06:07 PM  
I hate cold sex. Hands are cold, feet are cold, the sex aint great. So there's that.
 
2014-01-17 06:07:12 PM  
You can afford better bookers, that's for sure
 
2014-01-17 06:07:26 PM  

garandman1a: Bullshiat.


done in one
 
2014-01-17 06:07:29 PM  
but it's free entertainment
 
2014-01-17 06:08:48 PM  
Errrr,  hookers
 
2014-01-17 06:09:29 PM  
Hotter women have more money.  Or at least access to more money.
 
2014-01-17 06:09:53 PM  
on other words, stress effects sex.
/ric romero
 
2014-01-17 06:11:31 PM  
The sex also blows.
 
2014-01-17 06:12:47 PM  
Might be relevant (might be NSFW too)
 
2014-01-17 06:14:35 PM  

Salmon: You can afford better bookers, that's for sure

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-17 06:14:46 PM  
Well, I just spanked it on 1,000 thread count sheets, so I'm getting a kick out of...
 
2014-01-17 06:15:16 PM  
The Hell you say. . . :D
 
2014-01-17 06:15:44 PM  

sn0wblind: on other words, stress effects sex.
/ric romero


shut it down boys (and girls) we got our answer.
 
2014-01-17 06:16:06 PM  
I saw this and it sure makes sense. Sex was lackluster back when I was broke.
 
2014-01-17 06:17:40 PM  

hammettman: My poor hand never complains.


Not to your face...
 
2014-01-17 06:19:45 PM  

BravadoGT: Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?


I am shocked to find out you are ignorant regarding family size for lower income people.

It is really stunning that yet again, you are talking out your ass. It's such a surprise.
 
2014-01-17 06:20:18 PM  

UberDave: Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


What do kittens have to do with sex?  Oh wait...
 
2014-01-17 06:21:37 PM  

Salmon: Errrr,  hookers


Hookers have bookers.  At least the call girls do.

/or so I've read.
 
2014-01-17 06:23:31 PM  
that's why i get crackwhores by the dozen

make up for quality in volume

it all comes out even on the back end
 
2014-01-17 06:24:17 PM  

UberDave: Well, the richer you are, the more you can get...

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


You know, you really don't need to have kittens in order to masturbate.
 
2014-01-17 06:24:57 PM  

KawaiiNot: I saw this and it sure makes sense. Sex was lackluster back when I was broke.


C'mon -- hand lotion doesn't cost that much.
 
2014-01-17 06:25:54 PM  

hammettman: My poor hand never complains.


hope it ain't broke
 
2014-01-17 06:26:02 PM  
Evidently that's not keeping them from making so many goddamned kids.
 
2014-01-17 06:26:40 PM  

medius: it all comes out even on the back end


Whatever floats your boat.
 
2014-01-17 06:27:38 PM  

acohn: medius: it all comes out even on the back end

Whatever floats your boat.


a rising tide raises all boats

and once you get out to international waters, everything is legal
 
2014-01-17 06:27:39 PM  
It's not sex itself, it's the environment. Trying to find an old couch in the woods so you can bang the Subway cashier after going to the dollar movies isn't nearly as convenient or comfortable as taking the new Accouting temp back to your downtown condo and getting blown on your heated leather sofa.
 
2014-01-17 06:27:44 PM  
Said lead author Tim Wadsworth: "Having more sex makes us happy, but thinking that we are having more sex than other people makes us even happier."

I wonder what prostitutes think about that.
 
2014-01-17 06:28:13 PM  

medius: everything is legal



but piracy
 
2014-01-17 06:29:23 PM  
www.starburstmagazine.com

You might need to be much better off than "not poor" to see a significant improvement.
 
2014-01-17 06:29:39 PM  
I disagree.

I've had a great time banging all the minimum wage waitresses, bartenders, and low-salary hotties I can find on OKCupid and SeekingArrangement.  They seemed to enjoy it thoroughly.  They may have been only pretending to have a great time but who the fark cares.
 
2014-01-17 06:33:42 PM  
Spaniards you say? 


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-17 06:33:46 PM  
I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.
 
2014-01-17 06:37:48 PM  
IMHO, having money makes it easier to date around (go to bars, socialize in nice places, etc), hence by law of averages... more sex.

I don't know if it's necessarily better sex.
 
2014-01-17 06:38:56 PM  

mediablitz: BravadoGT: Doesn't stop the poor from churning out little public liability after liability, does it?

I am shocked to find out you are ignorant regarding family size for lower income people.

It is really stunning that yet again, you are talking out your ass. It's such a surprise.


Also amazing how he was able to cram his stupid agenda into a perfectly good sex thread.
 
2014-01-17 06:39:04 PM  

Marcintosh: I've worked in hotels and resorts in the past.
When people check in you can pretty much tell how they feel about themselves.
Some just want it all over with and the sooner the better - that'd be "Life" not necessarily the sex, "life" as they know it.
Others are attractive, confident, wealthy and you can tell they NEVER want this ride over with.  They can't wait to get to the room and start boning each other.

Has to do with work, self image, healthy foods + healthy work.

Very rarely will you EVER see an unattractive rich woman.  Unpleasant, unkind and poor mannered sure, but unattractive? Never.


Maybe it's my luck, but I've met plenty of disgusting looking rich women.
 
2014-01-17 06:39:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's not sex itself, it's the environment. Trying to find an old couch in the woods so you can bang the Subway cashier after going to the dollar movies isn't nearly as convenient or comfortable as taking the new Accouting temp back to your downtown condo and getting blown on your heated leather sofa.


 well said.

The subway chicks are hot at the one near my house, but I think I'd get arrested trying to bang them.

Although,  now you have me thinking that a sandwich artist would be good with their hands
 
2014-01-17 06:42:53 PM  
Good. The last thing we need is poor people reproducing even more than they already do. Maybe if they don't enjoy it they'll knock it off for a while.
 
2014-01-17 06:45:50 PM  
The Spaniards underestimate their cheap hookers.
 
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