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(BBC)   Apparently lesbian mercenaries are a major concern in Uganda   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Unlikely, President Yoweri Museveni, Museveni, Kampala, ruling party, two-thirds vote  
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2014-01-17 04:44:23 PM  
I don't think Uganda does not go well with lesbian and mercenaries... how about Swedish?
 
2014-01-17 04:58:19 PM  
At least a couple of the mercenaries in jagged alliance were lesbians... Don't think they were Ugandan though.

Lots of lesbian.mags all across arulco.
 
2014-01-17 05:14:30 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: FTFA: "It could be that the Western societies, on account of random breeding, have generated many abnormal people," he said.

I live in a  Western society. Where would someone sign up for this "random breeding"? I'm asking for a friend. Who also lives in a Western society. Canada, I think. You wouldn't know him. kthxbai


Roll a D20 to determine your partner...
 
2014-01-17 05:37:41 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.


I am self taught. And I'm farking good at it.
 
2014-01-17 05:38:30 PM  
Lesbian mercenaries?

(furiously takes notes for third novel)
 
2014-01-17 05:42:46 PM  

bluecamel: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

So what you're saying is that sex is learned behavior, which is obviously not true. But let's follow your silly logic for a moment and assume that it is true. That leaves you with three possible outcomes (or some combination): 1) a person learns to be heterosexual, 2) a person learns to be homosexual, 3) a person learns to be asexual

Regardless of what value you place on each, you are arguing that heterosexuality is also learned behavior.


lunar.thegamez.net

You're near your bag limit, troll-dude.
 
2014-01-17 05:53:06 PM  

Taima: bluecamel: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

So what you're saying is that sex is learned behavior, which is obviously not true. But let's follow your silly logic for a moment and assume that it is true. That leaves you with three possible outcomes (or some combination): 1) a person learns to be heterosexual, 2) a person learns to be homosexual, 3) a person learns to be asexual

Regardless of what value you place on each, you are arguing that heterosexuality is also learned behavior.



You're near your bag limit, troll-dude.


I'm new to Fark but the folks crying "troll" are more annoying than any troll could be.
 
2014-01-17 06:09:53 PM  

bluecamel: I'm new to Fark but the folks crying "troll" are more annoying than any troll could be.


Trolling is a Religion.
 
2014-01-17 07:08:44 PM  
Frankly, I expected a lot more speculation on what lesbian mercenaries would look like.

Fark, you're slipping.
 
2014-01-17 07:15:52 PM  

Diogenes: GIS for "lesbian mercenary" produces:

[borderhouseblog.com image 850x501]

Yeah, I guess that would be slightly threatening.


Katarina's a lesbian? News to me.

/thought she has a thing for Garen
//got nothing
 
2014-01-17 07:35:59 PM  
Subaru makes an urban assault vehicle?
 
2014-01-17 08:03:09 PM  
http://www.examiner.com/article/whatever-happened-to-lucy-lawless
 
2014-01-17 08:09:39 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1272]


That whole "eat da poo poo" clip is hilarious, until you realize it's being used to argue for a law that could put gay people to death.

And then it's still funny, but in a really dark, twisted way.
 
2014-01-17 08:20:42 PM  
Seeing two women go at it gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside.
 
2014-01-17 08:25:32 PM  

Keeve:


Have them sent to my quarters.
 
2014-01-17 08:26:48 PM  

RufusLake: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

I am self taught. And I'm farking good at it.


Now don't go getting a big head.
 
2014-01-17 09:30:24 PM  
I wish they would superimpose a religious faith map on top of the legal and illegal gay country map, you know to just show some kind of relationship maybe...
 
2014-01-17 11:18:40 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.


I am glad I don't have your life, where my idea of joy is to go and troll a website with asinine comments to see what responses they illicit.  fark you're pathetic.  Seriously, what the fark is wrong with you?
 
2014-01-18 11:35:36 AM  
What do they call themselves? The Bush League?
 
2014-01-18 03:01:04 PM  

rattchett: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

I am glad I don't have your life, where my idea of joy is to go and troll a website with asinine comments to see what responses they illicit.  fark you're pathetic.  Seriously, what the fark is wrong with you?


Might want to pay attention to the name of whom you're responding to.

Despite the claims of the mods/admins, blatant troll accounts are allowed here on Fark.
 
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