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(BBC)   Apparently lesbian mercenaries are a major concern in Uganda   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Unlikely, President Yoweri Museveni, Museveni, Kampala, ruling party, two-thirds vote  
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2014-01-17 02:29:48 PM
Looks like The Family is losing their grip on their key man in Uganda.
 
2014-01-17 02:39:12 PM
Utah sure has some good company here.
 
2014-01-17 03:12:19 PM
GIS for "lesbian mercenary" produces:

borderhouseblog.com

Yeah, I guess that would be slightly threatening.
 
2014-01-17 03:28:50 PM
sounds like the title of an andy sedaris film.
 
2014-01-17 03:46:50 PM
Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.
 
2014-01-17 03:47:21 PM
Apparently, they will only fight 1 week a month,...

But during that week, boy are they terrifying!
 
2014-01-17 03:49:33 PM
www.thewritingnut.com
 
2014-01-17 03:50:48 PM

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.


How about idiocy?
 
2014-01-17 03:50:56 PM
You can tell which ones are the lesbians. They're the ones driving the U-Haul technicals.

/for those who have forgotten, the Somali warlords had vehicles fitted with rocket launchers, heavy machine guns, etc. The vehicles were called technicals.
 
2014-01-17 03:52:10 PM
Houston, too.
 
2014-01-17 03:53:08 PM
Why not worry about feeding and clothing the citizens you already have before worrying about your citizens not producing anymore for you to feed and clothe?
 
2014-01-17 03:53:18 PM

abfalter: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

How about idiocy?


You have to learn that from church.
 
2014-01-17 03:54:17 PM
How about going after all the murderers and rapists instead of gay people that aren't hurting anyone? Or stopping all the straight people from blindly spreading AIDS to one another? Or fixing the economy and infrastructure?

Talk about getting priorities backwards.
 
2014-01-17 03:55:35 PM
I couldn't finish reading the article, but you can they are still just a generation or two away from witch doctoring their way through crisis.
 
2014-01-17 03:55:37 PM

abfalter: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

How about idiocy?


Trolling is also a learned behaviour. He posts the same entry in every homosexual and lesbian thread. I wouldn't worry about him. I just wish he spent more time posting hot lesbian pics rather than the usual trolling text.
 
2014-01-17 03:56:00 PM
explosm.net
 
2014-01-17 03:56:00 PM

abfalter: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

How about idiocy?


Troll account, dude.
 
2014-01-17 03:57:08 PM
Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.
 
2014-01-17 03:59:11 PM
Museveni has clearly taken Putin's views on homosexuality one absurd step further.

What an apt pupil.
 
2014-01-17 03:59:47 PM

abfalter: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

How about idiocy?


Dude's got "troll" built into his handle.  Why would you bother with it?
 
2014-01-17 03:59:51 PM
Do dey eat da poo poo?
 
2014-01-17 04:00:06 PM

Keeve: [www.thewritingnut.com image 850x679]


Winnar!
 
2014-01-17 04:01:42 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: I just wish he spent more time posting hot lesbian pics rather than the usual trolling text.

Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.
 
2014-01-17 04:02:04 PM

Combustion: abfalter: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

How about idiocy?

You have to learn that from church.


You have both been on Fark ling enough to know better.  Can you not read plain English?  As in his Fark handle?  He's a staple around here.
 
2014-01-17 04:02:31 PM

Apos: Museveni has clearly taken Putin's views on homosexuality one absurd step further.

What an apt pupil.


To be fair (as I indicated earlier) he gets lots of support from some Americans.  Both of the ideological and financial variety.
 
2014-01-17 04:02:32 PM

letrole: TheShavingofOccam123: I just wish he spent more time posting hot lesbian pics rather than the usual trolling text.

Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


Go on...I'm almost there...
 
2014-01-17 04:03:37 PM
Sex prohibition ... will work as well as alcohol prohibition ... will work as well as the war on drugs ... will work as well as abstinence-only education.

Stupid people repeating history. Failure after failure motivated by religion.
 
2014-01-17 04:03:45 PM
fashionandhairstyles.com
 
2014-01-17 04:04:35 PM

letrole: TheShavingofOccam123: I just wish he spent more time posting hot lesbian pics rather than the usual trolling text.

Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


My wife and I have sex almost daily.  I'm anything but involuntarily abstinent.  But I'll fetish to some good faux lesbian porn any day.
 
2014-01-17 04:05:44 PM

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.


You could post:  "I'm a farktard".  Everyone would understand.
 
2014-01-17 04:06:13 PM

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.


So what you're saying is that sex is learned behavior, which is obviously not true. But let's follow your silly logic for a moment and assume that it is true. That leaves you with three possible outcomes (or some combination): 1) a person learns to be heterosexual, 2) a person learns to be homosexual, 3) a person learns to be asexual

Regardless of what value you place on each, you are arguing that heterosexuality is also learned behavior.
 
2014-01-17 04:06:15 PM

J.Shelby: Can you not read plain English?  As in his Fark handle?  He's a staple around here.


Technically his Fark handle is in French.

But you are right. There is no reason for anyone who has been on Fark for more than a week to not have "the troll" on ignore. You don't even have to be in a thread with him ... the stupidity radiates out to all of Fark.
 
2014-01-17 04:08:21 PM

FunkOut: How about going after all the murderers and rapists instead of gay people that aren't hurting anyone? Or stopping all the straight people from blindly spreading AIDS to one another? Or fixing the economy and infrastructure?

Talk about getting priorities backwards.


if you get rid of the murderers and rapists, you will have nobody left to sic on the gay people who aren't hurting anyone.
 
2014-01-17 04:08:28 PM

ShonenBat: Do dey eat da poo poo?


Only if they worship GG Allin
 
2014-01-17 04:08:36 PM
I miss bevets.
There was more variey to his schtick than with lefark-wit.
 
2014-01-17 04:10:37 PM
Hillary will never become president if she runs off to Uganda as a mercenary.
 
2014-01-17 04:10:48 PM

FunkOut: How about going after all the murderers and rapists instead of gay people that aren't hurting anyone? Or stopping all the straight people from blindly spreading AIDS to one another? Or fixing the economy and infrastructure?

Talk about getting priorities backwards.


Wait...are we talking about the US or some other place?
 
2014-01-17 04:13:00 PM

Ben Enya: [fashionandhairstyles.com image 592x888]


Yes please!

/Among the few reasons why I endured Conan the Destroyer...
//Olivia d'Abo and Sarah Douglas where the others...
 
2014-01-17 04:14:54 PM
FTFA: "It could be that the Western societies, on account of random breeding, have generated many abnormal people," he said.

I live in a  Western society. Where would someone sign up for this "random breeding"? I'm asking for a friend. Who also lives in a Western society. Canada, I think. You wouldn't know him. kthxbai
 
2014-01-17 04:15:04 PM

abfalter: letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour.

How about idiocy?


Pretty damn rampant unfortunately.
 
2014-01-17 04:16:08 PM

letrole: Lesbians are not hot.


vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-17 04:18:19 PM
If it's good for Ugoose.
 
2014-01-17 04:22:23 PM
Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.
 
2014-01-17 04:23:21 PM

Diogenes: Apos: Museveni has clearly taken Putin's views on homosexuality one absurd step further.

What an apt pupil.

To be fair (as I indicated earlier) he gets lots of support from some Americans.  Both of the ideological and financial variety.


Of that, I have no doubt. I have to admit, though, that the line about sexual starvation being the root cause of lesbianism was unintentionally hilarious.
 
2014-01-17 04:24:52 PM
I thought all lesbians went commando.
 
2014-01-17 04:26:05 PM

videogamewriters.com

 
2014-01-17 04:33:22 PM

letrole: deviants


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8Dg4nW7lU
/For every lesbian porn you don't watch, I'm going to watch three
 
2014-01-17 04:35:34 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-17 04:40:49 PM

letrole: Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.


That's because they're bushmen
.
They like bush... just like arse men like arses, legmen like legs and breast men like breasts.


You can't expect a bush man to like anything but bush.
 
2014-01-17 04:41:41 PM

Apos: Diogenes: Apos: Museveni has clearly taken Putin's views on homosexuality one absurd step further.

What an apt pupil.

To be fair (as I indicated earlier) he gets lots of support from some Americans.  Both of the ideological and financial variety.

Of that, I have no doubt. I have to admit, though, that the line about sexual starvation being the root cause of lesbianism was unintentionally hilarious.


Yeah.  But if I'm starving, I want a nice piece of meat.  Not fish.
 
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