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(Talking Points Memo)   UT officials say police officer involved in a quadruple murder-suicide- well a quadruple murder AND a suicide really, because a quadruple suicide? Well that'd really be something now wouldn't it?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 104
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2014-01-17 12:15:10 PM
because a quadruple suicide? Well that'd really be something now wouldn't it?

Suicide pact.
 
2014-01-17 12:15:18 PM
www.osdlive.com
 
2014-01-17 12:15:41 PM
www.skepticreport.com
 
2014-01-17 12:15:54 PM
A quadruple suicide is even more fun when you have Nike on!

www.findadeath.com
 
2014-01-17 12:16:20 PM

busy chillin': [www.osdlive.com image 336x364]


darnit, I should really refresh before submitting :)
 
2014-01-17 12:16:24 PM
But only cops should have guns, Right?
 
2014-01-17 12:16:41 PM

busy chillin': [www.osdlive.com image 336x364]


reillan: [www.skepticreport.com image 396x300]


Glad to see we're all thinking alike.
 
2014-01-17 12:16:55 PM
Did he shoot them with blanks like shown in TFA pic?
 
2014-01-17 12:17:05 PM
Hey guys did anyone post this

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-17 12:17:06 PM
Officers went to Boren's home that night and said no one would answer the door, although it was unlocked. Once inside the home, police found the bodies of Boren, his mother-in-law, his wife and two children. The mother-in-law was dead from a gunshot wound.

If you're set on murder-suicide, do us all a favor and do the suicide part first.
 
2014-01-17 12:17:44 PM
HERO!!!!
 
2014-01-17 12:18:14 PM
Groundhog Day did it
 
2014-01-17 12:18:24 PM
Well, that's one pig that won't be abusing anyone's rights anymore.

/Did I do right?
 
2014-01-17 12:19:05 PM
UT is the University of Tennessee (or Texas, if you believe in that). You could have used two letters and avoided confusing people, subster.
 
2014-01-17 12:19:05 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: busy chillin': [www.osdlive.com image 336x364]

reillan: [www.skepticreport.com image 396x300]

Glad to see we're all thinking alike.


lulz! Cheers!
 
2014-01-17 12:19:13 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: A quadruple suicide is even more fun when you have Nike on!

[www.findadeath.com image 531x411]


And $5.75 in your pocket.
 
2014-01-17 12:20:57 PM

lennavan: Officers went to Boren's home that night and said no one would answer the door, although it was unlocked. Once inside the home, police found the bodies of Boren, his mother-in-law, his wife and two children. The mother-in-law was dead from a gunshot wound.

If you're set on murder-suicide, do us all a favor and do the suicide part first.


But how else are you supposed to win a Darwin award? Got kill the little crotch rotters first, that way you get your name in the running.
 
2014-01-17 12:21:08 PM
i141.photobucket.com

What about this guy?  Did everyone forget his cult?  How am I the first?
 
2014-01-17 12:21:20 PM
What are those bullets in the photo illustration on TPM? Blanks? Tear gas rounds? Paintballs?
 
2014-01-17 12:21:51 PM
Subby, why in the heck is the Austin news media covering this up????
 
2014-01-17 12:23:49 PM

mbillips: What are those bullets in the photo illustration on TPM? Blanks? Tear gas rounds? Paintballs?


Blanks.
 
2014-01-17 12:27:11 PM

reillan: busy chillin': [www.osdlive.com image 336x364]
darnit, I should really refresh before submitting :)


Heh. I came here to post one of those.
 
2014-01-17 12:29:19 PM

fredklein: But only cops should have guns, Right?


If you are txt'int in a movie theater you may not think so
 
2014-01-17 12:29:56 PM
theexpiredmeter.com
 
2014-01-17 12:30:30 PM

tallen702: mbillips: What are those bullets in the photo illustration on TPM? Blanks? Tear gas rounds? Paintballs?

Blanks.


Huh, hadn't seen that kind. I've used a blank pistol a LOT in acting, and the blanks were just crimped at the end, like this:

www.replicagunsupply.com

I find it mildly amusing that they couldn't use real bullets in the illustration, because they might spontaneously load themselves into the pistol and go off. That's probably not even a real handgun.
 
2014-01-17 12:31:40 PM
Did somebody yell "White Night!"

For some reason, when I first read about this(*). People running around, yelling "White Night" did so in Gomer Pyle's voice.


* The first book was published within a month of the event. For the 70's, that was pretty quick information providin'.

/ties onion to belt.
 
2014-01-17 12:32:22 PM

mbillips: I find it mildly amusing that they couldn't use real bullets in the illustration


That's a kind interpretation.  Mine was whoever selected the image had no idea.

radioviceonline.com
 
2014-01-17 12:32:59 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com

"Ha. Amateurs."

/Impossible to find a picture of this without lots and lots of dead people in it.
 
2014-01-17 12:35:25 PM
Feh, whippersnappers.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-17 12:35:57 PM
I just don't get the whole "kill your family and then suicide" thing. Are these people really so self centered that they think their family members won't be able to exist without them? Hell since they're the crazy suicidal one their family will probably rest easier if they weren't around.
 
2014-01-17 12:38:10 PM
You know the mother-in-law got it first.
 
2014-01-17 12:38:29 PM

cryinoutloud: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

"Ha. Amateurs."

/Impossible to find a picture of this without lots and lots of dead people in it.


He didn't use a gun, it wasn't in the US, and his premise was religion.  Neither side is interested in bringing this specter up.
 
2014-01-17 12:39:31 PM
Finally, a good cop.
 
2014-01-17 12:40:32 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: I just don't get the whole "kill your family and then suicide" thing. Are these people really so self centered that they think their family members won't be able to exist without them? Hell since they're the crazy suicidal one their family will probably rest easier if they weren't around.


I think most of them are REALLY ANGRY, and they kill their whole family first. Then they go, "Oh, crap, I killed my whole family. My life is over," and THEN they shoot themselves. Suicide is a form of murder, you know; it's a short step from being OK with killing yourself to being OK with killing other people, particularly if you have sociopathic tendencies.
 
2014-01-17 12:42:46 PM

lennavan: mbillips: I find it mildly amusing that they couldn't use real bullets in the illustration
That's a kind interpretation.  Mine was whoever selected the image had no idea.
[radioviceonline.com image 850x708]


I know what those are. Those are very dangerous bullets. Very hard to find. Will rip a man's organs right out of his body and then donate them.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-17 12:43:20 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: busy chillin': [www.osdlive.com image 336x364]

reillan: [www.skepticreport.com image 396x300]

Glad to see we're all thinking alike.


I was going to do Jonestown, but I figured I covered all the bases.
 
2014-01-17 12:43:57 PM
See?  What have they been telling us about how the legalization of gay marriage will lead to the destruction of families?
 
2014-01-17 12:44:07 PM

AngryDragon: cryinoutloud: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

"Ha. Amateurs."

/Impossible to find a picture of this without lots and lots of dead people in it.

He didn't use a gun, it wasn't in the US, and his premise was religion.  Neither side is interested in bringing this specter up.


His premise wasn't religion. His premise was that he was running a weird sex cult, and he murdered a U.S. Congressman to try to keep it under wraps, and a world of shiat was about to descend upon him, so he whacked everybody to prevent losing his Supreme Leader role. Most of the Jonestown residents were Americans, which is why the Congressman came down there to investigate. Religion drew a lot of members into the cult, but Jones' motivation was pretty similar to any domestic murder-suicide -- violence as a way to maintain control.
 
2014-01-17 12:45:15 PM
I thought you could only find suicide squids in deep space. The cop was probably hallucinating.
 
2014-01-17 12:48:07 PM
Interesting... This morning, the news wouldn't mention that he was a cop, yet they had enough details to tell us that his 'employer' had called police to do a welfare check because he hadn't shown up for work.

Of course, they farked the hell out of reporting it anyway... "Among the dead were his 55 year old mother in law(complete with a picture of the 5 year who died), then they would say something about the guy and show a picture of the mother(who I thought made a very good looking 35 year old man, BTW), and so on. It was a clusterfark of a story, complete with the woman on the scene reporting that since it was 6 am, none of the neighbors were really up and about, even though the guy back in the newsroom kept asking what the neighbors thought about all of this. All the poor lady could do is keep pointing top the dark, empty street with equally dark houses and no traffic.
 
2014-01-17 12:48:30 PM

Far Cough: Feh, whippersnappers.


I don't have the latin chops for 918. Nonacentdecocta?
 
2014-01-17 12:49:24 PM

mbillips: UT is the University of Tennessee (or Texas, if you believe in that). You could have used two letters and avoided confusing people, subster.


Well, technically UT is also Utah, but, yeah, it's only two more letter to spell out the whole state. Don't even get me started on OH or all those M-ones: MA, MS, MI, ME .... who can ever remember which stands for what?

/MS should totally be Mississippi
//gets me every time
 
2014-01-17 12:50:02 PM
///Go Vols
 
2014-01-17 12:50:49 PM
Came for The Virgin Suicides, leaving disappointed.
 
2014-01-17 12:52:41 PM

cryinoutloud: lennavan: mbillips: I find it mildly amusing that they couldn't use real bullets in the illustration
That's a kind interpretation.  Mine was whoever selected the image had no idea.
[radioviceonline.com image 850x708]

I know what those are. Those are very dangerous bullets. Very hard to find. Will rip a man's organs right out of his body and then donate them.

[i.imgur.com image 400x223]


That movie creeped the fark out of me.  Loved those bullets though.
 
2014-01-17 12:53:27 PM

uncleacid: You know the mother-in-law got it first.


Maybe she was the shooter and set it up so he got the blame. MiL's are like that.
 
2014-01-17 12:55:51 PM

mbillips: His premise was that he was running a weird sex cult


That was certainly part of it, but he was also completely whacked out of his gourd on pills. Its easy to see how the paranoid tendencies he already had were accentuated over time and became self-fulfilling prophecies. The Peoples' Temple was a utopian movement for most of its time, and the dialectical shift from utopia to dystopia is actually not that hard to undergo, especially because he was so afraid of nuclear war breaking out.

/sad
 
2014-01-17 12:57:54 PM

2KanZam: Did he shoot them with blanks like shown in TFA pic?


Blanks in the AR-15, you mean.
 
2014-01-17 01:01:38 PM
The Mother in Law made a threatening move...He had no choice.
 
2014-01-17 01:02:20 PM

leevis: Came for The Virgin Suicides, leaving disappointed.


If you can only cum for virgin suicides there is something truly sick about you.
 
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