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(Townhall)   If you ban guns, people will just resort to drive-by knifings   (finance.townhall.com) divider line 43
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2014-01-17 12:01:21 PM  
And when knives are banned, drive by stone hurling!
 
2014-01-17 12:22:52 PM  
It's time to ban fully-automatic assault-knives.
 
2014-01-17 12:37:51 PM  
Why not bombs?
 
2014-01-17 12:38:23 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-17 12:39:47 PM  
If they ban guns, how will we be able to use our bayonets?
 
2014-01-17 12:40:29 PM  
Benghazi!
 
2014-01-17 12:41:32 PM  
Imagine the chaos in elementary schools when a single thug can take out dozens of children with his high-capacity knife.
 
2014-01-17 12:42:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: And when knives are banned, drive by stone hurling!


...and after they ban stones......drive by taunting !
 
2014-01-17 12:44:21 PM  
You don't have to stop to reload a knife. It's the perfect weapon.
 
2014-01-17 12:44:27 PM  
So we need to ban cars?
 
2014-01-17 12:45:27 PM  
what about a pointy stick?
 
2014-01-17 12:46:02 PM  

Wyalt Derp: So we need to ban cars?


More specifically cars with giant knives on the front of them.
 
2014-01-17 12:46:18 PM  
playvidya.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-17 12:46:41 PM  
Ah yes, "What difference does it make", being completely taken out of context....
 
2014-01-17 12:47:17 PM  
is pantsuiter supposed to be some kind of insult
 
2014-01-17 12:47:49 PM  
Christ, "D-kalif", really?  REALLY?  Are they that petty and stupid?
 
2014-01-17 12:48:44 PM  

ikanreed: Christ, "D-kalif", really?  REALLY?  Are they that petty and stupid?


It's a Townhall article. Yes.
 
2014-01-17 12:50:42 PM  

ikanreed: Christ, "D-kalif", really?  REALLY?  Are they that petty and stupid?


you tell me, Mr. Ikanreed
 
2014-01-17 12:53:23 PM  

kidgenius: Ah yes, "What difference does it make", being completely taken out of context....


This is politics, anything to advance the agenda. "Mission Accomplished".
 
2014-01-17 12:58:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: And when knives are banned, drive by stone hurling!


Thrag not problem! Thrag just rock enthusiast! It Tiger Clan culture! They no be trust with stones!
 
2014-01-17 12:59:10 PM  

Farker Soze: ikanreed: Christ, "D-kalif", really?  REALLY?  Are they that petty and stupid?

you tell me, Mr. Ikanreed


:-/
 
2014-01-17 12:59:16 PM  
Came to see reference to "drive by fruiting."  I am disappoint.

imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-17 01:00:08 PM  
www.aaanything.net
 
2014-01-17 01:01:02 PM  

ikanreed: Christ, "D-kalif", really?  REALLY?  Are they that petty and stupid?


Yeah, D-Kalif. He's an up and coming Syrian rapper.
 
2014-01-17 01:01:51 PM  

red5ish: You don't have to stop to reload a knife. It's the perfect weapon.


As long as you remember to put on the gloves with the rubber palms, so your hands won't slip in the blood.
 
2014-01-17 01:08:00 PM  
Is there really any reason to post Townhall links other than to have a thread of how farkin stupid their articles are?
 
2014-01-17 01:09:10 PM  
Ah yes, bad guys will cause just as much or more carnage with X, which is why they opt to use guns instead of X, obviously.

One of my favorite derper arguments.
 
2014-01-17 01:09:50 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-17 01:11:34 PM  
I want to see a drive-by crucifiction.
 
2014-01-17 01:15:17 PM  

monoski: Is there really any reason to post Townhall links other than to have a thread of how farkin stupid their articles are?


Yes, actually -- these threads are perfect for those of us who want to know what "those people" are talking about without actually having to click on their sites. Reading the comments gives me the same dim, fuzzy view of right wing blag that I used to get from watching a horror movie through squinted eyes -- infinitely preferable to actually seeing it in full color.
 
2014-01-17 01:17:09 PM  
Good.  At least with a knife wielding attacker, I can defend myself.
 
2014-01-17 01:17:15 PM  

draypresct: I want to see a drive-by crucifiction.


Those are just stories.
 
2014-01-17 01:34:57 PM  

Alphakronik: Good.  At least with a knife wielding attacker, I can defend myself.


yeah, by shooting him
 
2014-01-17 01:41:55 PM  

kidgenius: Ah yes, "What difference does it make", being completely taken out of context....


www.bitlogic.com
 
2014-01-17 01:43:34 PM  

draypresct: I want to see a drive-by crucifiction.


Just read the article.
 
2014-01-17 01:45:53 PM  
This thread is funny, because the "article" has nothing to do with gun control, it's just more Republican Benghazi garbage
 
2014-01-17 01:46:50 PM  

Moosecakes: This thread is funny, because the "article" has nothing to do with gun control, it's just more Republican Benghazi garbage


It does, however, talk about drive-by knifings.
 
2014-01-17 01:47:36 PM  

One Bad Apple: [playvidya.files.wordpress.com image 640x512]


i.canvasugc.com
 
2014-01-17 01:54:59 PM  

Pompatus: Yes, actually -- these threads are perfect for those of us who want to know what "those people" are talking about without actually having to click on their sites.


That's what the FW:FWD:FWD FWD:FWD FWD: emails from mom are for.

I am well aware the Fartbango Hussein ZeroMaobamo was born in Kenya, is installing Sharia Law in the US, is a Marxist, Socialist, Fascist, Dictator, intent on becoming the universal dictator of the entire world for all eternity.
 
2014-01-17 02:09:18 PM  

simkatu: Pompatus: Yes, actually -- these threads are perfect for those of us who want to know what "those people" are talking about without actually having to click on their sites.

That's what the FW:FWD:FWD FWD:FWD FWD: emails from mom are for.

I am well aware the Fartbango Hussein ZeroMaobamo was born in Kenya, is installing Sharia Law in the US, is a Marxist, Socialist, Fascist, Dictator, intent on becoming the universal dictator of the entire world for all eternity.


You libby-lib. Are you saying he's not an atheist?
 
2014-01-17 04:16:49 PM  

vygramul: You libby-lib. Are you saying he's not an atheist?


Heaven's no.  He's not only a Muslim.  He's also the most Athiest Athiest to ever attend a white-hate Christian Church!

He's the most vacationing do-nothing empty white suit that has completed destroyed this nation, probably forever.
 
2014-01-17 04:29:18 PM  

simkatu: vygramul: You libby-lib. Are you saying he's not an atheist?

Heaven's no.  He's not only a Muslim.  He's also the most Athiest Athiest to ever attend a white-hate Christian Church!

He's the most vacationing do-nothing empty white suit that has completed destroyed this nation, probably forever.


I don't know - you just don't seem pure enough. I've got my eye on you.
 
2014-01-17 11:39:43 PM  
fox's megyn kelly was hating on rev wright the other night.

tonight it was the IRS "scandal". next week benghazi again.
 
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