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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   The Family Changing Station at the mall is for A) diapering B) teens to have sex or C) teens to have sex while a family is diapering   (fox2now.com) divider line 118
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2014-01-17 01:04:23 PM  
Quick as bunnies.
 
2014-01-17 01:04:28 PM  
TTIUWOP
 
2014-01-17 01:05:10 PM  

Another Government Employee: Quick as bunnies.


What do you expect from teenagers? They don't know anything
 
2014-01-17 01:05:31 PM  
She said two teens walked into the room and started having sex.
"It wasn`t like we walked in on them doing it," said Barbier. "We were already in there and they walked in to the room."
Barbier was with her mother. Jeannie Lund ran to ask for security. She said after several minutes a security guard arrived. The teens had already left.


LOL. Teen sex.


/Oops, I'm sorry. Give me 20 minutes
 
2014-01-17 01:05:36 PM  
FTFA: She said after several minutes a security guard arrived.   The teens had already left.  She said that guard told her this happens all the time.

LOL teenage stamina.
 
2014-01-17 01:05:55 PM  
Who was there first?
 
2014-01-17 01:06:14 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: She said two teens walked into the room and started having sex.
"It wasn`t like we walked in on them doing it," said Barbier. "We were already in there and they walked in to the room."
Barbier was with her mother. Jeannie Lund ran to ask for security. She said after several minutes a security guard arrived. The teens had already left.

LOL. Teen sex.


/Oops, I'm sorry. Give me 20 minutes


Damn you Dro...
 
2014-01-17 01:06:16 PM  
in any place where teens might frequent, it is safe to assume some of them had sex somewhere.  better not to know
 
2014-01-17 01:06:17 PM  
You know, for some, "diapering" and "sex" are not mutually exclusive.

/NTTAWWT
//sort of
 
2014-01-17 01:06:17 PM  
What if you need to change a teen?
 
2014-01-17 01:09:03 PM  

Lord_Dubu: DROxINxTHExWIND: She said two teens walked into the room and started having sex.
"It wasn`t like we walked in on them doing it," said Barbier. "We were already in there and they walked in to the room."
Barbier was with her mother. Jeannie Lund ran to ask for security. She said after several minutes a security guard arrived. The teens had already left.

LOL. Teen sex.


/Oops, I'm sorry. Give me 20 minutes

Damn you Dro...



Great minds...

/Wish I had used the word stamina
 
2014-01-17 01:09:14 PM  
Sounds like the sort of classy behavior we St. Louisains expect from the St. Charles County suburban sprawl...

It's a nice place for outdoor activities, but when it's cold outside, the mall is pretty much all that area has to offer for kids. Apparently, no one told these kids about the back seat of their parent's SUV. I guess the sexual education system has failed them.
 
2014-01-17 01:09:20 PM  
Part of me is morbidly curious as to how they manage not to break the changing station. Those things don't look like they could support much more weight than a couple of babies.

Another part of me would rather not know the answer.
 
2014-01-17 01:09:21 PM  
What someone who would enjoy getting frisky in a diaper changing area might look like.

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-17 01:09:56 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Not really sure as to how this would facilitate sex since it's a bit too high. Also the load limits must be stressed before, during and post coitus.
But "Hey baby. Hop up there and let me change you" might be a great line.
 
2014-01-17 01:10:07 PM  

J.Shelby: TTIUWOP


I'd rather not be on a 'list', tyvm...
 
2014-01-17 01:10:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-17 01:10:46 PM  
Irony tag off getting laid?
 
2014-01-17 01:11:04 PM  

Millennium: Part of me is morbidly curious as to how they manage not to break the changing station. Those things don't look like they could support much more weight than a couple of babies.

Another part of me would rather not know the answer.


Some malls actually have full on counters for this sort of thing.  It'd be pretty hard to crack a granite countertop, but with the obseity epidemic in this country, nothing would surprise me.
 
2014-01-17 01:11:24 PM  

pute kisses like a man: in any place where teens might frequent, it is safe to assume some of them had sex somewhere.  better not to know


My high school used to bust kids all the time for having sex in any empty room. Never me of course cause I was too good to get caught with my girlfriend that you dont know.......(sigh)
 
2014-01-17 01:12:20 PM  
It doesn't say whether they went into a stall or not.
and seriously? Can't keep it in your pants for 15 minutes, and wait for the bathroom to be free?

Dafuq?
 
2014-01-17 01:12:39 PM  
"People I think need to know that it does happen," said Barbier.  "I don`t want my kids around that."

We got it lady, just because you hubband probably hasn't wanted to boink you for awhile, doesn't mean the world stops turning and yearning.

As long as your kids didn't actually see anything, you should just stfu and get over it.
 
2014-01-17 01:13:42 PM  
The area is designed for parents to have a place to change diapers

That's what those things are for? Huh.
babysmasher.com
 
2014-01-17 01:14:02 PM  
The older Grandma should have gotten down on her knees and offered tips on getting the glide in just right, and how well the girl had shaved her bikini area. Maybe offered to hold her legs up or shine a flashlight for rear entry.  That probably would have weirded them enough out to leave and never come back.
 
2014-01-17 01:14:07 PM  
Can your kid get the herp from a changing station? No? that don't worry too much about it.
 
2014-01-17 01:14:16 PM  
Prudes. Go home and let the kids fark in peace.
 
2014-01-17 01:14:18 PM  

groppet: pute kisses like a man: in any place where teens might frequent, it is safe to assume some of them had sex somewhere.  better not to know

My high school used to bust kids all the time for having sex in any empty room. Never me of course cause I was too good to get caught with my girlfriend that you dont know.......(sigh)


She had to go back to Canada for a modeling gig, right?
 
2014-01-17 01:14:18 PM  

tlars699: It doesn't say whether they went into a stall or not.
and seriously? Can't keep it in your pants for 15 minutes, and wait for the bathroom to be free?

Dafuq?


Sometimes I only got 15 minutes left my hooker man, and I gotta get it while the getting is good
 
2014-01-17 01:14:35 PM  
The teen girl's parents must be really proud of their little shameless slut. Not that the boy is much better...
 
2014-01-17 01:15:08 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-17 01:15:46 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: The area is designed for parents to have a place to change diapers

That's what those things are for? Huh.
[babysmasher.com image 650x511]


Aw damnit.
 
2014-01-17 01:16:33 PM  

tlars699: It doesn't say whether they went into a stall or not.
and seriously? Can't keep it in your pants for 15 minutes, and wait for the bathroom to be free?

Dafuq?


I may be old, but I remember the days when waiting 15 minutes was torture.
 
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2014-01-17 01:16:51 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Prudes. Go home and let the kids fark in peace.


If more of the kids were "latchkey" then this wouldn't be a problem.
 
2014-01-17 01:18:12 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: She said two teens walked into the room and started having sex.
"It wasn`t like we walked in on them doing it," said Barbier. "We were already in there and they walked in to the room."
Barbier was with her mother. Jeannie Lund ran to ask for security. She said after several minutes a security guard arrived. The teens had already left.

LOL. Teen sex.


/Oops, I'm sorry. Give me 20 minutes


samizdat.info

"Make it thirty."
 
2014-01-17 01:18:15 PM  
I thought that was the tranny toilet.
 
2014-01-17 01:18:22 PM  
http://bleedingcheese.com/wp-content/u ploads/2008/09/picture-004.jpg

Came for this and just a wee bit disappointed
 
2014-01-17 01:18:47 PM  

Carn: Aw damnit.


How is babby smashed?

I'm still amazed that people would willingly come in contact with some kind of communal table that is doubtlessly encrusted with fecal matter and an astounding variety of germs. Using those tables to dispose of unwanted babby seems to make a lot more sense.
 
2014-01-17 01:19:14 PM  

Carn:


Thanks that pic just made me bust out laughing and now everyone is looking at me funny.
 
2014-01-17 01:19:54 PM  
Was the girl hot? If the girl is hot, I don't see the problem. Hell, a little show to take my mind of things as I'm elbow-deep in baby shiat might be just what the doctor ordered.

//glad I'm past the diaper-changing period of my life
 
2014-01-17 01:21:16 PM  
I just saw a couple porn videos of people doing that yesterday. In one, the girl was completely naked and giving the guy a hummer in a Target bathroom. When he finished on her face, she gets up and leaves, still naked and covered in goo, and he films her walking all the way to the exit as people looked on shocked.
 
2014-01-17 01:22:25 PM  
What about her? She was exposing her baby's naughty bits! I don't want my teens to have to see that!
 
2014-01-17 01:22:28 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: She said two teens walked into the room and started having sex.
"It wasn`t like we walked in on them doing it," said Barbier. "We were already in there and they walked in to the room."
Barbier was with her mother. Jeannie Lund ran to ask for security. She said after several minutes a security guard arrived. The teens had already left.

LOL. Teen sex.


/Oops, I'm sorry. Give me 20 minutes


I've been married for 10 years, and I can get sex over with in a few short minutes.

//it's still sex, even if I'm alone
///firing up the web browser counts as foreplay
 
2014-01-17 01:22:32 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I just saw a couple porn videos of people doing that yesterday. In one, the girl was completely naked and giving the guy a hummer in a Target bathroom. When he finished on her face, she gets up and leaves, still naked and covered in goo, and he films her walking all the way to the exit as people looked on shocked.


URL or it didn't happen.
 
2014-01-17 01:22:57 PM  
One day I'm at the mall and I'm ready to go home. I stop at the food court to use the restroom since I needed to go and had a half hour drive. I open the first stall - the seat has piss all over it. Second stall - clogged with a ton of toilet paper. Last stall - one guy sucking another guy's dick.

I figured I could hold it until I got home.
 
2014-01-17 01:23:25 PM  

mod3072: DROxINxTHExWIND: She said two teens walked into the room and started having sex.
"It wasn`t like we walked in on them doing it," said Barbier. "We were already in there and they walked in to the room."
Barbier was with her mother. Jeannie Lund ran to ask for security. She said after several minutes a security guard arrived. The teens had already left.

LOL. Teen sex.


/Oops, I'm sorry. Give me 20 minutes

I've been married for 10 years, and I can get sex over with in a few short minutes.

//it's still sex, even if I'm alone
///firing up the web browser counts as foreplay


I thought for it to be considered foreplay, you had to let the anti-virus scan finish running.
 
2014-01-17 01:23:30 PM  
I would like to point out that in GOP circles, sex already involves bathroom stalls and probably oftentimes includes diapering.
 
2014-01-17 01:26:06 PM  

Somacandra: The older Grandma should have gotten down on her knees and offered tips on getting the glide in just right, and how well the girl had shaved her bikini area. Maybe offered to hold her legs up or shine a flashlight for rear entry.  That probably would have weirded them enough out to leave and never come back.


And to ruin sex for them both forever?
 
2014-01-17 01:26:09 PM  

Gotfire: I would like to point out that in GOP circles, sex already involves bathroom stalls and probably oftentimes includes diapering.


That type of diapering isn't sexual though.
 
2014-01-17 01:26:55 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: tlars699: It doesn't say whether they went into a stall or not.
and seriously? Can't keep it in your pants for 15 minutes, and wait for the bathroom to be free?

Dafuq?

Sometimes I only got 15 minutes left my hooker man, and I gotta get it while the getting is good


Are you missing a comma? NTTAWWT

and how much is 15 min going for nowadays? I gotta keep up on rates.
 
2014-01-17 01:27:23 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Carn: Aw damnit.

How is babby smashed?

I'm still amazed that people would willingly come in contact with some kind of communal table that is doubtlessly encrusted with fecal matter and an astounding variety of germs. Using those tables to dispose of unwanted babby seems to make a lot more sense.


When I had to change my son on those communal tables, I would wipe it down first, than lay his changing mat on the table, THEN put him on the mat.
 
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