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(Goal)   Soccer injuries that players fake: getting kicked, getting tripped, twisted ankle, ligament pull. Soccer injuries that players don't fake: broken veins in testicles   (goal.com) divider line 17
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2014-01-17 10:56:38 AM
I'm pretty sure that any injury to the genital area is just classified as a "wrist injury" based on the positioning of the downed player and what they appear to be grasping
 
2014-01-17 11:11:08 AM
"Alexis has a testicle like this," he told reporters while gesturing the size of a handball with his hands.

And Leon has a belly like this

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2014-01-17 11:27:40 AM
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2014-01-17 11:49:16 AM
"Some veins were broken. It's nothing serious. When I entered the changing room, I was scared, but it's not serious."

That's the great thing about these soccer guys.  Sure, they'll writhe in pain at the slightest contact when the ref is watching, but when the game's over, anything less than a fatal heart attack is shrugged off as "nothing serious."  Don't let it be said that they're not tough.
 
2014-01-17 12:00:36 PM
Soccer players don't have testicles subby.
 
2014-01-17 12:11:06 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: "Some veins were broken. It's nothing serious. When I entered the changing room, I was scared, but it's not serious."

That's the great thing about these soccer guys.  Sure, they'll writhe in pain at the slightest contact when the ref is watching, but when the game's over, anything less than a fatal heart attack is shrugged off as "nothing serious."  Don't let it be said that they're not tough.


Whether or not it's true, one undermind's the other.  They could learn from the NBA.  Instead of falling and pretending to be in pain, they keep playing while whining about noncalls.  It would bring soccer into the current century, though that's not saying much.
 
2014-01-17 12:32:57 PM

Nana's Vibrator: one undermind's the other


I hate it when I can't make up my undermind.
 
2014-01-17 12:55:10 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Nana's Vibrator: one undermind's the other

I hate it when I can't make up my undermind.


Man is a rope starched over the abyss...
 
2014-01-17 01:09:06 PM
What a horrible headline.  The first two items aren't even injuries!

/subby fail
 
2014-01-17 01:18:59 PM
That's just nuts.

/Shake it off!!!
 
2014-01-17 01:28:11 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Olympic Trolling Judge: "Some veins were broken. It's nothing serious. When I entered the changing room, I was scared, but it's not serious."

That's the great thing about these soccer guys.  Sure, they'll writhe in pain at the slightest contact when the ref is watching, but when the game's over, anything less than a fatal heart attack is shrugged off as "nothing serious."  Don't let it be said that they're not tough.

Whether or not it's true, one undermind's the other.  They could learn from the NBA.  Instead of falling and pretending to be in pain, they keep playing while whining about noncalls.  It would bring soccer into the current century, though that's not saying much.


My favorite thing in basketball is when guys have to be carried off the floor, only to return to the game later.
 
2014-01-17 01:30:39 PM

Nadie_AZ: "Alexis has a testicle like this," he told reporters while gesturing the size of a handball with his hands.

And Leon has a belly like this


No. "Leon's getting LAAAARGER!!!"

/runs away
 
2014-01-17 03:17:33 PM
Try playing an entire half of a contact sport with a ruptured testicle then I will be impressed.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2012/oct/07/warrington-paul-wood-te st icle-grand-final
 
2014-01-17 03:32:54 PM

Norfolking Chance: Try playing an entire half of a contact sport with a ruptured testicle then I will be impressed.



I did.  Tried boxing one once and, although the little sucker was hard to hit, he didn't even last one round.
 
2014-01-17 08:48:46 PM
Have these people not heard of cups?
 
2014-01-18 01:00:51 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-01-18 09:08:41 AM

whooter: Pics or it didn't happen.


How about a video of the toes of a guy's right foot touching his own right knee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NuERX-5kc0

(NSFL)
 
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