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(NYPost)   Today's easily-misinterpreted headline of the day: "Sex cams were to watch dog"   (nypost.com) divider line 32
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2014-01-17 10:17:35 AM
Um...
 
2014-01-17 10:49:39 AM
A former Morgan Stanley investment manager accused of secretly videotaping romps with three women


i522.photobucket.com

Amateur.
 
2014-01-17 10:54:53 AM
Hmmm...I thought the headline said "sex clams" and I got really excited for a minute.
 
2014-01-17 11:01:03 AM
This is the excuse I was going to use.
 
2014-01-17 11:31:55 AM
He even installed a hidden camera in the bookshelf of his East 69th Street apartment, Park said.

static.gamesradar.com
 
2014-01-17 11:36:21 AM

Diogenes: Hmmm...I thought the headline said "sex clams" and I got really excited for a minute.


Why, do you have a mollusc fetish or something?

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-01-17 11:38:06 AM
That's not going to help your case there, sport.
 
2014-01-17 11:40:12 AM

cgraves67: That's not going to help your case there, sport.


Especially if the cameras are focused on the bed.
 
2014-01-17 11:41:09 AM
He probably blames the dog for his farts, too.

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-17 11:45:38 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: He even installed a hidden camera in the bookshelf of his East 69th Street apartment, Park said.

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The monsters are asking me what a "bookshelf" is. Anyone have a definition handy?
 
2014-01-17 11:47:25 AM
Regarding "unlawful surveillance"...

He lives in an apartment building in New York, so I assume everyone involved was filmed about 20 times that day before they even got to his front door by various government and private security cameras.  The only difference with this is that they were inside his apartment.  Now I'm no lawyer, but to me it seems like the key to shutting down Big Brother might just be to have everyone start farking in the street.  Discuss.
 
2014-01-17 11:47:48 AM

Sybarite: A former Morgan Stanley investment manager accused of secretly videotaping romps with three women


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Amateur.


Polevaulting donkey.
/Yes, it's disgusting that he's a Tory.
 
2014-01-17 11:48:00 AM
Ah, the Son of Sam defense!
 
2014-01-17 11:48:53 AM
I bought a camera because I was curious to see what my cats were doing the day. They don't do a goddamn thing all day long, and I'm a little jealous, actually.

I don't hide the camera, though(it's just sitting there, in the corner of the living room), and it doesn't actively record anything, so at least I'm slightly less creepy than this guy. Yay for little victories!
 
2014-01-17 11:51:53 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Diogenes: Hmmm...I thought the headline said "sex clams" and I got really excited for a minute.

Why, do you have a mollusc fetish or something?

/NTTAWWT


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2014-01-17 11:52:03 AM
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2014-01-17 11:53:13 AM
Asking your date to sign a release form can ruin the mood.
 
2014-01-17 11:55:55 AM
Unlawful surveillance? Do you have any expectation of privacy when you're at someone elses house?
 
2014-01-17 11:57:50 AM
It's like those dog photobombs, but in reverse.

You know, people farking in the background of a picture of a dog. Instead of the other way around.

/I'm sure the jury will buy it.
 
2014-01-17 12:05:21 PM

Cybernetic: It's like those dog photobombs, but in reverse.

You know, people farking in the background of a picture of a dog. Instead of the other way around.

/I'm sure the jury will buy it.


In his defense, I have 4 and one of them was tearing shiat up while I was gone so I set up a cam too see which one it was.
 
2014-01-17 12:41:31 PM
Sex Cam?

a.espncdn.com
 
2014-01-17 12:44:42 PM

abhorrent1: Unlawful surveillance? Do you have any expectation of privacy when you're at someone elses house?


I don't think this is a straight "invasion of privacy" issue.  Under New York law, surreptitious recordings of consensual sexual acts constitutes criminal behavior in and of itself.
 
2014-01-17 12:45:48 PM
The guy must have the most computer savvy dog in the world. How else would it be able to upload the videos to the internet?
 
2014-01-17 12:50:00 PM
Thread worthless without pics/video evidence.
 
2014-01-17 01:28:33 PM

uncleacid: Asking your date to sign a release form can ruin the mood.


Sex EULA.

Who the fark reads EULAs?

/i do
 
2014-01-17 02:04:13 PM
oblig
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-17 02:15:05 PM

Flarn: oblig
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Love that pic.
 
2014-01-17 02:59:33 PM
Was it doggy style?
 
2014-01-17 03:15:09 PM

StoPPeRmobile: uncleacid: Asking your date to sign a release form can ruin the mood.

Sex EULA.

Who the fark reads EULAs?

/i do


You have your lawyer read it for you.
 
2014-01-17 04:48:59 PM
Oh wait, the existence of an "end user license agreement" answers my question.
 
2014-01-17 05:47:25 PM
So his story is "I wanted to be able to check up on my dog while I'm at work.  So I installed secret, hidden video cameras, so that , you know, the dog wouldn't see them.  And I focused those cameras on my bed, where, purely by accident, I happened to record myself banging these hot women.  And then, when I realized I had this video of what amounted to home made porn, I decided I needed to get get rid of it, so I uploaded to some porn websites, figuring that's where this sort of thing belongs.".

Sure, that's going to fly in court.
 
2014-01-17 11:36:04 PM

NutWrench: cgraves67: That's not going to help your case there, sport.

Especially if the cameras are focused on the bed.


If I'm not around, my dog is most likely sleeping on my bed so where else would I aim them?
 
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