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(Washington Post)   Washington, DC has a massive leak problem, which could have explosive consequences   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 3
    More: Obvious, gas leak, aging pipe, explosives, 16th state, Environmental Science & Technology, United States, adverse effect, natural sources  
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4303 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 11:53 AM (32 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-17 12:00:28 PM
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Could be me. We froze the bone and meaty leftovers from the Christmas ham and recently made some hearty ham and bean and potato soup, and I'm on day 5 of eating it, and the farts are simply earth-shattering. The office next door to mine is empty, so I keep going over there to "drop ordnance." As luck would have it, yesterday not 30 seconds after I was back in my office a secretary comes round to the empty one to look for something, opens the door and I hear her go, "What the hell?...OH MY GOD--URKH!" and go tearing out of there, slamming the door behind her. Later in the day some maintenance guys were wondering around seeing if something had died in the ventilation system, but couldn't find anything unusual (I'd gotten it out of my system by then), so now they think she's nuts.
2014-01-17 12:16:55 PM
1 votes:

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Delicious copypasta. I laughed so hard, I didn't even make it to the office next door. Like the man who's the only church attendee, I'm sitting in my own pew. Desperately fanning it toward the door and hoping nobody comes to visit me before it dissipates and my shame is revealed.
2014-01-17 11:02:10 AM
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Al Roker's back in town?
 
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