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(STV.tv)   Snake slithers into lawyer's office. Police say it appears to have been a professional courtesy   (news.stv.tv) divider line 16
    More: Scary, Snake slithers, snakes, tangos, Scottish SPCA, courtesy, attorney-in-fact  
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2001 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 11:27 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-17 10:33:17 AM  
That isn't going to end well...


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2014-01-17 11:28:16 AM  
.. these are the jokes
 
2014-01-17 11:31:23 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-17 11:32:10 AM  
A corn snake?
What the fark is wrong with you, subby?
 
2014-01-17 11:32:44 AM  
He was looking for a job.
/and hired on the spot
 
2014-01-17 11:35:48 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: A corn snake?
What the fark is wrong with you, subby?


I see you're is a North American species of rat snake that subdues its small prey by constriction.   That's good.

But you're also harmless and beneficial to humans.  That's bad.
 
2014-01-17 11:41:38 AM  
Always microchip your snakes.
 
2014-01-17 11:43:43 AM  
"slippery"?
 
2014-01-17 11:45:16 AM  
Slightly better: "Police say it appears to have been opposing counsel."
 
2014-01-17 12:01:07 PM  
Animals do tend to seek out there own kind.
 
2014-01-17 12:17:26 PM  
I read that as "orifice".
 
2014-01-17 01:26:38 PM  
livingworldsgames.com
 
2014-01-17 01:29:26 PM  
OK, s was funny!!  Thank you subby.
 
2014-01-17 01:40:28 PM  
Not quite sure how they realized it wasn't an employee.
 
2014-01-17 05:24:00 PM  
Anyone who recognises Tango is being asked to call the Glasgow Animal Rescue and Rehoming Centre on 03000 999 999.
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2014-01-17 05:25:51 PM  

The Faywood Assassin: Not quite sure how they realized it wasn't an employee.


he wasn't found in the break room?

/got nuthin
 
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