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(National Journal)   The party of fiscal responsibility is contemplating just not even bothering with a budget   (nationaljournal.com) divider line 80
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2014-01-17 10:26:46 AM
They need more time to focus on repealing Obamacare and legislating women's naughty bits.
 
2014-01-17 10:30:47 AM
They are far too busy with that laser like focus on jobs, to worry about actually funding any program that they might legislate into existence...
 
2014-01-17 10:34:33 AM
I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"
 
2014-01-17 10:52:19 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"


Damn you!  A perfect trolling opportunity stolen.
 
2014-01-17 10:59:00 AM
This less than a year after they decided failure to pass a budget was such an enormous problem that Congress should not get paid until they did so?
 
2014-01-17 10:59:06 AM
Makes sense to me. What part of the budget deals with banning abortion? None. None parts.
 
2014-01-17 10:59:47 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"


SHIELDS UP!
 
2014-01-17 10:59:54 AM

Diogenes: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

Damn you!  A perfect trolling opportunity stolen.


My apologies. I'm sure the usual suspects are going to dazzle us with talking points us normals couldn't have even fathomed anyway.
 
2014-01-17 11:00:38 AM
when you know your ideas suck so hard that they will bite you in upcoming elections so can ......... or ........

well at least they acknowledge their ideas suck.
 
2014-01-17 11:00:38 AM
The Party of Fiscal Responsibility better wake up and figure out it's an election year, and there are more undecided voters in their sweet little gerrymanders fiefdoms than they realize.
 
2014-01-17 11:05:05 AM
Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?
 
2014-01-17 11:05:22 AM

s2s2s2: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

SHIELDS UP!


How is this deflection? Oh, and the irony of you saying this is delicious.
 
2014-01-17 11:05:51 AM

s2s2s2: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

SHIELDS UP!


Right on cue!
 
2014-01-17 11:08:37 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: Diogenes: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

Damn you!  A perfect trolling opportunity stolen.

My apologies. I'm sure the usual suspects are going to dazzle us with talking points us normals couldn't have even fathomed anyway.


I have faith in Pocket Ninja and  Mike_LowELL.  But I must say  Mr. Coffee Nerves has had some really strong performances in this competition as of late.
 
2014-01-17 11:09:20 AM

FarkfaceVonClownstick: The Party of Fiscal Responsibility better wake up and figure out it's an election year, and there are more undecided voters in their sweet little gerrymanders fiefdoms than they realize.


That's exactly why they're doing it. The GOP doesn't want a messy budget fight in an election year, especially not one that has the potential to get both sides pissed at them (even if for different reasons).
 
2014-01-17 11:09:21 AM

The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


0?
 
2014-01-17 11:10:09 AM

s2s2s2: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

SHIELDS UP!


Meh.  Didn't even mention Benghazi.
 
2014-01-17 11:11:57 AM

The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?



Here's another question: Where do budget bills originate?
 
2014-01-17 11:14:42 AM

Diogenes: s2s2s2: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

SHIELDS UP!

Meh.  Didn't even mention Benghazi.


Whatever, libtard.  That's like having to mention the Teapot Dome Scandal when talking about Harding.  It's the first thing that comes to any real American's mind.
 
2014-01-17 11:16:36 AM

The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


Speaking of "shields up"...
 
2014-01-17 11:18:22 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"


The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


Ask and ye shall receive.
 
2014-01-17 11:23:04 AM

The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


0, you are a farking liar and dip shiat you know that? The president has submitted a budget every year. Not y on time and that is a legitimate criticism of President Obama, but he has submitted one. It is the Republican controlled House of Representatives that has refused to vote on the Presidents budget that has caused the problem.

Hell the Republican controlled House can't even get enough votes to pass their own budget.
 
2014-01-17 11:23:21 AM
Diogenes:

I have faith in Pocket Ninja and  Mike_LowELL.  But I must say  Mr. Coffee Nerves has had some really strong performances in this competition as of late.

Don't you EVER badmouth Pocket Ninja.   That man is an artist.
 
2014-01-17 11:24:13 AM

Lord_Baull: The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


Here's another question: Where do budget bills originate?


Well, imagine you are just a bill.
Only a bill.
And you're sitting up on capitol hill.
 
2014-01-17 11:25:31 AM

Diogenes: s2s2s2: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

SHIELDS UP!

Meh.  Didn't even mention Benghazi.


Why are you bringing up the Harding administration at this late date?
 
2014-01-17 11:32:24 AM

Diogenes: Bareefer Obonghit: Diogenes: Bareefer Obonghit: I'm just here to watch the stream of Fark Inderpendents make comments like, "You mean the same way Demoncraps didn't since [insert countdown clock they've been furiously masturbating over like a closeted jock playing soggy biscuit with the freshman in the locker room] days ago?"

Damn you!  A perfect trolling opportunity stolen.

My apologies. I'm sure the usual suspects are going to dazzle us with talking points us normals couldn't have even fathomed anyway.

I have faith in Pocket Ninja and  Mike_LowELL.  But I must say  Mr. Coffee Nerves has had some really strong performances in this competition as of late.


I honestly think Mr. Coffee Nerves is easily the funniest farker. He makes me horse laugh. Every. F*cking. Time. Although Mike_LowELL is pretty amazing, too.
 
2014-01-17 11:34:35 AM

Lord_Baull: How is this deflection? Oh, and the irony of you saying this is delicious.


Because that post is predicated on "Democrats learned it from Republicans!"

Katolu: Right on cue!


Nah, I don't think the republicans learned it from democrats. I'm pretty sure some D budgets have been proposed.

Diogenes: Didn't even mention Benghazi.


Why would I mention that? More importantly, why did you?
 
2014-01-17 11:34:51 AM

jso2897: Lord_Baull: The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


Here's another question: Where do budget bills originate?

Well, imagine you are just a bill.
Only a bill.
And you're sitting up on capitol hill.



I hope and pray that someday I will be a laaaaawwwww.
 
2014-01-17 11:35:12 AM

Lord_Baull: The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


Here's another question: Where do budget bills originate?


You know better than to ask that.
 
2014-01-17 11:36:51 AM

s2s2s2: Lord_Baull: How is this deflection? Oh, and the irony of you saying this is delicious.

Because that post is predicated on "Democrats learned it from Republicans!"



Um, no. It predicated that some idiot would deflect the argument towards Ds.
 
2014-01-17 11:37:08 AM

The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


A: 1(2009)
 
2014-01-17 11:37:49 AM

amiable: Diogenes:

I have faith in Pocket Ninja and  Mike_LowELL.  But I must say  Mr. Coffee Nerves has had some really strong performances in this competition as of late.

Don't you EVER badmouth Pocket Ninja.   That man is an artist.


It was only intended as a compliment.  They have perfected the art.
 
2014-01-17 11:38:22 AM

Lord_Baull: jso2897: Lord_Baull: The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?


Here's another question: Where do budget bills originate?

Well, imagine you are just a bill.
Only a bill.
And you're sitting up on capitol hill.


I hope and pray that someday I will be a laaaaawwwww.


And I want to make it legal for the police to beat 'em!
 
2014-01-17 11:38:46 AM

Lord_Baull: Um, no. It predicated that some idiot would deflect the argument towards Ds.


Well, they did learn that from Democrats. I'm no Pepridge Farms™, but I remember lots of "They learned it from YOU, GOP scum!" in fark a few years back.
 
2014-01-17 11:40:40 AM

syrynxx: They need more time to focus on repealing Obamacare and legislating women's naughty bits.


You forgot defunding Planned Parenthood, NPR and of course ACORN!
 
2014-01-17 11:40:55 AM

s2s2s2: I remember lots of "They learned it from YOU, GOP scum!" in fark a few years back.


Buh?
 
2014-01-17 11:41:05 AM

s2s2s2: Diogenes: Didn't even mention Benghazi.

Why would I mention that? More importantly, why did you?


Don't mistake swatting a mosquito as a hardened political position.
 
2014-01-17 11:42:09 AM

born_yesterday: And I want to make it legal for the police to beat 'em!


+1
 
2014-01-17 11:43:56 AM

Diogenes: Don't mistake swatting a mosquito as a hardened political position.


Turnabout, my friend.

I'm not of a mind to think the R are interested in submitting a budget, or themselves to their duties.
 
2014-01-17 11:46:37 AM

s2s2s2: Well, they did learn that from Democrats. I'm no Pepridge Farms™, but I remember lots of "They learned it from YOU, GOP scum!" in fark a few years back.



s2s2s2: SHIELDS UP!

Lord_Baull: Oh, and the irony of you saying this is delicious.

 
2014-01-17 11:46:57 AM

s2s2s2: The Muthaship: Now that's funny.

/how many years did we go without the D's even bothering with a budget?

A: 1(2009)


Probably that damn R controlled House......
 
2014-01-17 11:48:16 AM
By passing continuing resolutions in 2009, 2010, 2012 instead of a new budget:  the democrat party kept the one time stimulus package in the budget long enough that the American public forgot that 1 trillion dollars extra is not supposed to be there.  Nothing new here really.  Just another trick to fatten the corporations that control congress.
 
2014-01-17 11:54:52 AM

bigsteve3OOO: democrat party


DRINK!
 
2014-01-17 11:55:37 AM
If, as the article states, the Ryan-whoever bill set out spending limits, then why isn't that the budget? Is the 'Budget' some holy title that has to be used or else it's not really real? And anyway: Republicans, you don't have to worry a out your voting record on the budget coming back during the election to bite you on the ass and look like a moron. After the rest of the things you done and pushed for in the last two years there's .o shortage of things ti birch you out over. The budget probably won't even register.
 
2014-01-17 11:56:06 AM
...says the party that insists the President needs to demonstrate leadership.
 
2014-01-17 11:59:23 AM
~~When pressed about such talk, NRCC Chairman Greg Walden dismissed it, saying he believes the House GOP will do a budget this spring. "I think we're fully headed in the direction of doing a budget. I think it's required by law," Walden said.

Really...what law?
 
2014-01-17 12:05:59 PM

Stone Meadow: ~~When pressed about such talk, NRCC Chairman Greg Walden dismissed it, saying he believes the House GOP will do a budget this spring. "I think we're fully headed in the direction of doing a budget. I think it's required by law," Walden said.

Really...what law?



This concerns me more than anything.
 
2014-01-17 12:07:33 PM

Lord_Baull: Stone Meadow: ~~When pressed about such talk, NRCC Chairman Greg Walden dismissed it, saying he believes the House GOP will do a budget this spring. "I think we're fully headed in the direction of doing a budget. I think it's required by law," Walden said.

Really...what law?

This concerns me more than anything.


You could have led with "No, you don't." ;^)
 
2014-01-17 12:08:54 PM

Stone Meadow: ~~When pressed about such talk, NRCC Chairman Greg Walden dismissed it, saying he believes the House GOP will do a budget this spring. "I think we're fully headed in the direction of doing a budget. I think it's required by law," Walden said.

Really...what law?


www.law-school-case-briefs.com
 
2014-01-17 12:16:04 PM

Lord_Baull: s2s2s2: Well, they did learn that from Democrats. I'm no Pepridge Farms™, but I remember lots of "They learned it from YOU, GOP scum!" in fark a few years back.


s2s2s2: SHIELDS UP!
Lord_Baull: Oh, and the irony of you saying this is delicious.


You seem not to understand context. Keep trying.
 
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