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(Popular Science)   The annual automotive tech fest that is the Detroit Auto Fest is upon us, and for fans of car porn, this is about as close to heaven as one can get   (popsci.com) divider line 36
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2014-01-17 09:15:06 AM
Yeah, But it's being held in Detroit.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-01-17 09:29:23 AM
www.popsci.com

ok... want.
 
2014-01-17 09:58:18 AM
i like the new Porsche


www.sub5zero.com
 
2014-01-17 10:04:57 AM

FlashHarry: [www.popsci.com image 600x400]

ok... want.


Yeah, it's a very cool car, and given how successful the GT86 was I'm betting this will be very impressive when it finally hits the road.

Most of those were actually pretty damn cool, excluding stuff like the Beetle.

I didn't like the new Corvette at first, but the more I see it the more I really, really like the design.
 
2014-01-17 10:13:37 AM

Griftin Rubes: i like the new Porsche


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How do you know that's her name?
 
2014-01-17 10:18:39 AM

FlashHarry: [www.popsci.com image 600x400]

ok... want.


THIS!
 
2014-01-17 10:44:21 AM
www.autoweek.com

I saw a guy driving a black one of these this morning. I think I noticed the internet hates it, but I thought it looked excellent.
 
2014-01-17 10:46:17 AM

Griftin Rubes: i like the new Porsche


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Does she come with the car?

/oh, you. *giggle*
 
2014-01-17 10:53:04 AM
And for fans of Cars porn, there's deviantart.

//not gonna Google it, but odds are it exists.
 
2014-01-17 10:55:49 AM

busy chillin': [www.autoweek.com image 850x510]

I saw a guy driving a black one of these this morning. I think I noticed the internet hates it, but I thought it looked excellent.


My uncle got a convertible one.  It is pretty sweet.  You can easily see the cars they stole the design ideas from,, but who cares?  Those cars cost 4x as much!
 
2014-01-17 10:56:40 AM

busy chillin': I saw a guy driving a black one of these this morning. I think I noticed the internet hates it, but I thought it looked excellent.


I love it. It's the sexiest 'vette in years.
 
2014-01-17 11:03:38 AM

Arkanaut: And for fans of Cars porn, there's deviantart.

//not gonna Google it, but odds are it exists.


Yes, and the number one dude there is Dangeruss.  The man is a genius.

th06.deviantart.net
th05.deviantart.net
 
2014-01-17 11:05:37 AM
Can't drive... 'baitin
 
2014-01-17 11:25:07 AM
When I was a wee lad, my father took me to the Detroit auto show. I was really excited about all the cars and the cool technology that was displayed at the event. I couldn't wait for dad to buy that car (there were many I wanted him to buy).

My hopes and dreams were dashed when I realized that the tech and cars are more prototype of where the industry SHOULD be going in the future and not available this year or next.

I can't tell if Busy Chilln's photo is supposed to be a Corvette or pumped up Camaro.
 
2014-01-17 11:27:41 AM
Porsche's pricing has gone crazy.
 
2014-01-17 11:42:19 AM
Wettner:
I can't tell if Busy Chilln's photo is supposed to be a Corvette or pumped up Camaro.

You can see it says Corvette between the tail lights. But that Camaro comment is the current rally cry of the internet.
 
2014-01-17 11:46:59 AM
Joe Biden pickin' up the chicks with his new Corvette Stingray.

www.corvetteblogger.com

/Wait, she's the CEO of General Motors? My bad.
 
2014-01-17 11:50:19 AM
Saw one of the new Corvettes

busy chillin': [www.autoweek.com image 850x510]

I saw a guy driving a black one of these this morning. I think I noticed the internet hates it, but I thought it looked excellent.


I saw a red one last week and it looked great. Felt my midlife crisis coming on early.
 
2014-01-17 12:07:46 PM

mjohnson71: I saw a red one last week and it looked great. Felt my midlife crisis coming on early.


Maybe you are just over-estimating how long you are going to live.
 
2014-01-17 12:11:52 PM
Give me this one and STFU

i.auto-bild.de
 
2014-01-17 12:24:06 PM

Fritriac: Give me this one and STFU

[i.auto-bild.de image 729x486]


Jaguar? You'll need two.

/Maybe 3.
 
2014-01-17 12:35:56 PM
I was disappoint they didn't make a 7.0l lt1 for the z06. For some reason supercharging for the road course seems wrong.

On the other hand that z06 looks bad ass and how often am I really going to the track?
 
2014-01-17 12:45:59 PM

mjohnson71: Saw one of the new Corvettesbusy chillin': [www.autoweek.com image 850x510]

I saw a guy driving a black one of these this morning. I think I noticed the internet hates it, but I thought it looked excellent.

I saw a red one last week and it looked great. Felt my midlife crisis coming on early.


They really do look even better in person. That bodes well for the Z06, since it already looks incredible in photos.
 
2014-01-17 12:51:37 PM
All the cars look to have innovative designs, except the American brands, who appear to be staving off imagination as well as reliability.
 
2014-01-17 01:19:07 PM
Detroit Auto Fest?  I think you mean "North American International Auto Show" dumbass.  It's the best one in the country and deserves a little more credit...
 
2014-01-17 01:35:03 PM

youmightberight: I was disappoint they didn't make a 7.0l lt1 for the z06. For some reason supercharging for the road course seems wrong.

On the other hand that z06 looks bad ass and how often am I really going to the track?


They put that in the Z28.
 
2014-01-17 02:02:24 PM
I was told by Fark that anyone who drives anything other than a rusted-out 12 year-old beater has a small penis, so I am not interested.
 
2014-01-17 02:30:34 PM
www.popsci.com

Oh man, this needs to be Bumblebee's alt mode in the next Transformers movie.

Spoiler: he would die and come back as Goldbug.

Second Spoiler: it won't happen because VW, even though the beetle was created by a mass murdering farkhead, won't let their brand be associated with war or violence.
 
2014-01-17 02:43:30 PM

Fritriac: Give me this one and STFU

[i.auto-bild.de image 729x486]


F-Type! Hell yeah.

*Internet fistbump*
 
2014-01-17 02:45:25 PM

busy chillin': [www.autoweek.com image 850x510]

I saw a guy driving a black one of these this morning. I think I noticed the internet hates it, but I thought it looked excellent.


The Stingray is all over Detroit.
When they first released pics I thought it looked horrible, but it looks much better in real life.
 
2014-01-17 02:53:52 PM
That Canyon doesn't look much smaller than a full size truck.

/should have bought a Ranger before they quit making them
 
2014-01-17 02:54:09 PM

Begoggle: I was told by Fark that anyone who drives anything other than a rusted-out 12 year-old beater has a small penis, so I am not interested.


Apparently by 2020 we're all going to be in automated electric cars provided by Google.

/at least according to yesterday's thread
//Apparently you'll be able to get shiat wasted an play GTA in it.
 
2014-01-17 04:20:49 PM

good_2_go: That Canyon doesn't look much smaller than a full size truck.

/should have bought a Ranger before they quit making them


Why, they are actually quite shiatty.
 
2014-01-17 06:42:48 PM
While I would love to hit the Detroit show some day, I think the ultimate in car porn is Concours week in Monterey. Coucours d'elegance in Pebble Beach, Italiano at Blackhawk, Rolex Motorsports reunion at Laguna Seca, half a dozen auctions around town, etc. Yeah, it's not the new shiny stuff, but it's the bad ass amazing old shiny stuff! With racing!
 
2014-01-18 09:53:54 AM
farking car-nutters. How many people must die to satisfy you fetish?
 
2014-01-18 04:51:24 PM

StoPPeRmobile: farking car-nutters. How many people must die to satisfy you fetish?


As many as it takes.
 
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