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(Johnson County Daily Journal)   A man avoids jail time with plea deal after shooting his girlfriend in the face. Maybe. She also might have shot herself but wasn't sure. Yes, alcohol was involved   ( ) divider line
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2014-01-17 09:49:07 AM  
Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all our problems.
2014-01-17 09:51:27 AM  
Easy fix. Just become Vice President of the United States. She'll be apologizing for walking in front of his gun by the end of the day.
2014-01-17 09:52:30 AM  
Which one was the responsible gun owner?
2014-01-17 09:59:25 AM  
What did she look like before she was shot in the face?  He might have been doing her a favor.  Given the type of person who gets into that situation, I'm guessing the result was at least a draw.
2014-01-17 10:07:22 AM  
Sounds like an Affluenza ruling.
2014-01-17 10:13:02 AM  
Want to bet they are still together
2014-01-17 10:17:36 AM  
How much time did she get for possibly shooting herself in the struggle?
2014-01-17 10:19:54 AM  
Stop shooting yourself! In the face!!
2014-01-17 10:24:40 AM  
I shot in a girlfriend's face once, and alcohol was involved.
2014-01-17 10:48:01 AM  
Black-out drunk is the only kind of drunk!
2014-01-17 12:20:09 PM  

LarryDan43: Which one was the responsible gun owner?

Actually this was the "good guy with a gun" that we supposedly need more of running around.
2014-01-17 12:34:38 PM  
Any bets he gets the gun back?
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