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2014-01-17 08:50:39 AM  
4 votes:

memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...


"These gentlemen are less than forthright.  The gentleman I was dealing with and his acquaintances removed the monetary compensation from a payment distribution website before they received their product, because I explained that I would remove said compensation when I was in posession of the product.  It is obvious to me that they always intended to back out of this agreement, and that is their reasoning behind not using an alternative method of payment. #Female dog posterior African-Americans"
2014-01-17 09:55:51 AM  
3 votes:
Too bad he didnt...

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... get a receipt.

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
2014-01-17 09:34:38 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-17 09:06:04 AM  
3 votes:

Farce-Side: memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...

"These gentlemen are less than forthright.  The gentleman I was dealing with and his acquaintances removed the monetary compensation from a payment distribution website before they received their product, because I explained that I would remove said compensation when I was in posession of the product.  It is obvious to me that they always intended to back out of this agreement, and that is their reasoning behind not using an alternative method of payment. #Female dog posterior African-Americans"

cdn2.holytaco.com

2014-01-17 09:44:06 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-17 08:39:14 AM  
2 votes:
Damn, they caught on to me and my threats to Drew... If he doesn't greenlight my submissions I was going to:

~~~0¬~~~Λ ~~~Λ ~~~

(Throw his beer into a shark pool)
2014-01-17 08:27:55 AM  
2 votes:
REPORTED
2014-01-17 08:23:47 AM  
2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?


I guess it depends on how much grape drank you mix with it?
2014-01-17 11:03:21 AM  
1 vote:
Does that mean we can't flip tables anymore?
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Or that we can't hold flowers for girls anymore?
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Even if we're not serious?
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2014-01-17 09:44:52 AM  
1 vote:

Muta: Three Crooked Squirrels: That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I've used NyQuil for reasons other than suppressing cold symptoms.


It's pretty good for knocking kids out. Then you can drink the contents of the bottle!
2014-01-17 09:26:05 AM  
1 vote:

hasty ambush: "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers"

Well that helps explain how they "create" that cr@p  called rap.


Dude, Paul Anka is still not going to sleep with you.
2014-01-17 09:19:54 AM  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: walktoanarcade:
Sometimes when I see a new and confusing word I modify it to my liking and then mispronounce it my own way forever.   Your misreading made me misread it as  "Emojoi" which seems appropriate because I imagine mostly emos texting each other when I think of texting and emoticons, and those types would spell "joy" "joi" so I dub them: "Emojois"

*deferential tip towards the elder farker*

That makes perfect sense!  Thanks to you, I will now think/read "emojoi".  :)

*slides you an internet drink of your choice*


Thanks. :)      Thanks for the cannabis infused hot apple cider. Mmmmm
2014-01-17 09:18:26 AM  
1 vote:
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Subby is threatening to shoot us with a phaser?

I'm reporting you to the Federation, subby!
2014-01-17 09:11:33 AM  
1 vote:
walktoanarcade:
Sometimes when I see a new and confusing word I modify it to my liking and then mispronounce it my own way forever.   Your misreading made me misread it as  "Emojoi" which seems appropriate because I imagine mostly emos texting each other when I think of texting and emoticons, and those types would spell "joy" "joi" so I dub them: "Emojois"

*deferential tip towards the elder farker*


That makes perfect sense!  Thanks to you, I will now think/read "emojoi".  :)

*slides you an internet drink of your choice*
2014-01-17 09:09:33 AM  
1 vote:

walktoanarcade: Satan's Bunny Slippers: walktoanarcade: I second that "emoji" is a new bullshiat made up new fangled word that I reject because I am old.

Well, not "old", younger than 40.

I seem to always misread it as "emjoi" and think

wat?

(much older than you)

Sometimes when I see a new and confusing word I modify it to my liking and then mispronounce it my own way forever.   Your misreading made me misread it as  "Emojoi" which seems appropriate because I imagine mostly emos texting each other when I think of texting and emoticons, and those types would spell "joy" "joi" so I dub them: "Emojois"

*deferential tip towards the elder farker*


Just the tip?
2014-01-17 08:48:26 AM  
1 vote:

reggiestake.files.wordpress.commemebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...

2014-01-17 08:44:22 AM  
1 vote:
That thing in the headline looks kinda like a laser blaster.

SMILIE SHOT FIRST
2014-01-17 08:32:09 AM  
1 vote:

Fast Moon: Is "emoji" some new term that's gaining traction?  I hadn't really seen it before but this is the second time today in two different stories I've seen the word come up.  It looks like a portmanteau of "emo" and the Japanese word "moji" (文字), for "character/letter", so does "emoji" only refer to the Japanese-style Unicode drawings like the one in the headline, or is it meant to replace all instances of the words "emote" or "emoticon"?


Congratulations, you're old.

/23skidooooo!!!
2014-01-17 08:29:36 AM  
1 vote:

Three Crooked Squirrels: That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?


I've used NyQuil for reasons other than suppressing cold symptoms.
 
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