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2014-01-17 08:06:33 AM  
Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?
 
2014-01-17 08:23:47 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?


I guess it depends on how much grape drank you mix with it?
 
2014-01-17 08:27:55 AM  
REPORTED
 
2014-01-17 08:28:43 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-17 08:28:58 AM  
Is "emoji" some new term that's gaining traction?  I hadn't really seen it before but this is the second time today in two different stories I've seen the word come up.  It looks like a portmanteau of "emo" and the Japanese word "moji" (文字), for "character/letter", so does "emoji" only refer to the Japanese-style Unicode drawings like the one in the headline, or is it meant to replace all instances of the words "emote" or "emoticon"?
 
2014-01-17 08:29:36 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?


I've used NyQuil for reasons other than suppressing cold symptoms.
 
2014-01-17 08:31:21 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I guess it depends on how much grape drank you mix with it?


Well damn wish I had known that.  I just went through the flu and had some perscription codeine cough syrup.  $8 for a bottle though I guess those are probably about a quarter pint.  I do still have a couple refills on the script though...
 
2014-01-17 08:32:09 AM  

Fast Moon: Is "emoji" some new term that's gaining traction?  I hadn't really seen it before but this is the second time today in two different stories I've seen the word come up.  It looks like a portmanteau of "emo" and the Japanese word "moji" (文字), for "character/letter", so does "emoji" only refer to the Japanese-style Unicode drawings like the one in the headline, or is it meant to replace all instances of the words "emote" or "emoticon"?


Congratulations, you're old.

/23skidooooo!!!
 
2014-01-17 08:32:25 AM  

Fast Moon: Is "emoji" some new term that's gaining traction?  I hadn't really seen it before but this is the second time today in two different stories I've seen the word come up.  It looks like a portmanteau of "emo" and the Japanese word "moji" (文字), for "character/letter", so does "emoji" only refer to the Japanese-style Unicode drawings like the one in the headline, or is it meant to replace all instances of the words "emote" or "emoticon"?


emoticons are the actual characters. :) :(

emoji are the cutsey images that replace emoticons on your phone, facebook, etc.
 
2014-01-17 08:32:49 AM  
I'm supposed to care what somebody chooses to ingest?

... nope not happening.
 
2014-01-17 08:33:04 AM  

Muta: Three Crooked Squirrels: That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I've used NyQuil for reasons other than suppressing cold symptoms.


Did you pay $1,000 for it?
 
2014-01-17 08:33:28 AM  

Fast Moon: Is "emoji" some new term that's gaining traction?  I hadn't really seen it before but this is the second time today in two different stories I've seen the word come up.  It looks like a portmanteau of "emo" and the Japanese word "moji" (文字), for "character/letter", so does "emoji" only refer to the Japanese-style Unicode drawings like the one in the headline, or is it meant to replace all instances of the words "emote" or "emoticon"?


I'm pretty sure it's a brand name, but it's rapidly becoming a genericized trademark (like Kleenex). Search it on Apple's App Store, and you get a bunch of apps that will provide you with images and animations that can be included in messages.
 
2014-01-17 08:36:37 AM  
I second that "emoji" is a new bullshiat made up new fangled word that I reject because I am old.

Well, not "old", younger than 40.
 
2014-01-17 08:36:52 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I guess it depends on how much grape drank you mix with it?


lets go get some food.
lets go get some food.
I'm farking hungry.
 
2014-01-17 08:37:27 AM  
img.fark.net

Trying to translate...
 
2014-01-17 08:39:14 AM  
Damn, they caught on to me and my threats to Drew... If he doesn't greenlight my submissions I was going to:

~~~0¬~~~Λ ~~~Λ ~~~

(Throw his beer into a shark pool)
 
2014-01-17 08:44:02 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?


I paid $6 for a pint of that when I was sick.
At the pharmacy.
 
2014-01-17 08:44:22 AM  
That thing in the headline looks kinda like a laser blaster.

SMILIE SHOT FIRST
 
2014-01-17 08:47:31 AM  
"lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers"

Well that helps explain how they "create" that cr@p  called rap.
 
2014-01-17 08:48:26 AM  

reggiestake.files.wordpress.commemebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...

 
2014-01-17 08:49:54 AM  

walktoanarcade: I second that "emoji" is a new bullshiat made up new fangled word that I reject because I am old.

Well, not "old", younger than 40.


I seem to always misread it as "emjoi" and think

wat?

(much older than you)
 
2014-01-17 08:50:39 AM  

memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...


"These gentlemen are less than forthright.  The gentleman I was dealing with and his acquaintances removed the monetary compensation from a payment distribution website before they received their product, because I explained that I would remove said compensation when I was in posession of the product.  It is obvious to me that they always intended to back out of this agreement, and that is their reasoning behind not using an alternative method of payment. #Female dog posterior African-Americans"
 
2014-01-17 08:50:44 AM  

memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...


Tell me when you've got something. I'm drawing a blank..
 
2014-01-17 08:51:06 AM  
goddammitalll.....

Emjoi...


www.hair-removal-world.com
 
2014-01-17 09:01:28 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: walktoanarcade: I second that "emoji" is a new bullshiat made up new fangled word that I reject because I am old.

Well, not "old", younger than 40.

I seem to always misread it as "emjoi" and think

wat?

(much older than you)


Sometimes when I see a new and confusing word I modify it to my liking and then mispronounce it my own way forever.   Your misreading made me misread it as  "Emojoi" which seems appropriate because I imagine mostly emos texting each other when I think of texting and emoticons, and those types would spell "joy" "joi" so I dub them: "Emojois"

*deferential tip towards the elder farker*
 
2014-01-17 09:06:04 AM  

Farce-Side: memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...

"These gentlemen are less than forthright.  The gentleman I was dealing with and his acquaintances removed the monetary compensation from a payment distribution website before they received their product, because I explained that I would remove said compensation when I was in posession of the product.  It is obvious to me that they always intended to back out of this agreement, and that is their reasoning behind not using an alternative method of payment. #Female dog posterior African-Americans"

cdn2.holytaco.com

 
2014-01-17 09:08:52 AM  

Fast Moon: Is "emoji" some new term that's gaining traction?  I hadn't really seen it before but this is the second time today in two different stories I've seen the word come up.  It looks like a portmanteau of "emo" and the Japanese word "moji" (文字), for "character/letter", so does "emoji" only refer to the Japanese-style Unicode drawings like the one in the headline, or is it meant to replace all instances of the words "emote" or "emoticon"?


絵文字Picture + character/letter.
And it's been around for years!

/YEARS!
 
2014-01-17 09:09:33 AM  

walktoanarcade: Satan's Bunny Slippers: walktoanarcade: I second that "emoji" is a new bullshiat made up new fangled word that I reject because I am old.

Well, not "old", younger than 40.

I seem to always misread it as "emjoi" and think

wat?

(much older than you)

Sometimes when I see a new and confusing word I modify it to my liking and then mispronounce it my own way forever.   Your misreading made me misread it as  "Emojoi" which seems appropriate because I imagine mostly emos texting each other when I think of texting and emoticons, and those types would spell "joy" "joi" so I dub them: "Emojois"

*deferential tip towards the elder farker*


Just the tip?
 
2014-01-17 09:11:33 AM  
walktoanarcade:
Sometimes when I see a new and confusing word I modify it to my liking and then mispronounce it my own way forever.   Your misreading made me misread it as  "Emojoi" which seems appropriate because I imagine mostly emos texting each other when I think of texting and emoticons, and those types would spell "joy" "joi" so I dub them: "Emojois"

*deferential tip towards the elder farker*


That makes perfect sense!  Thanks to you, I will now think/read "emojoi".  :)

*slides you an internet drink of your choice*
 
2014-01-17 09:11:47 AM  

beerrun: Farce-Side: memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 411x166]

Trying to translate...

"These gentlemen are less than forthright.  The gentleman I was dealing with and his acquaintances removed the monetary compensation from a payment distribution website before they received their product, because I explained that I would remove said compensation when I was in posession of the product.  It is obvious to me that they always intended to back out of this agreement, and that is their reasoning behind not using an alternative method of payment. #Female dog posterior African-Americans"

[cdn2.holytaco.com image 500x657]


Verily, I say unto thee, b*tch better have my mother f*ckin money.
 
2014-01-17 09:18:26 AM  
\(•_•)ノデ═一


Subby is threatening to shoot us with a phaser?

I'm reporting you to the Federation, subby!
 
2014-01-17 09:19:48 AM  

strangeluck: \(•_•)ノデ═一


Subby is threatening to shoot us with a phaser?

I'm reporting you to the Federation, subby!


All I see is a jackhammer......maybe a supersoaker...
 
2014-01-17 09:19:54 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: walktoanarcade:
Sometimes when I see a new and confusing word I modify it to my liking and then mispronounce it my own way forever.   Your misreading made me misread it as  "Emojoi" which seems appropriate because I imagine mostly emos texting each other when I think of texting and emoticons, and those types would spell "joy" "joi" so I dub them: "Emojois"

*deferential tip towards the elder farker*

That makes perfect sense!  Thanks to you, I will now think/read "emojoi".  :)

*slides you an internet drink of your choice*


Thanks. :)      Thanks for the cannabis infused hot apple cider. Mmmmm
 
2014-01-17 09:25:01 AM  
"complete with location-tagged photos"

When will people learn?  Reminds me of a video I saw a while ago where a "magician" used open Instagram accounts being posted in real time near his location to go act "psychic" when he found the uploader.
One guy threatened to kick his ass.
 
2014-01-17 09:26:05 AM  

hasty ambush: "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers"

Well that helps explain how they "create" that cr@p  called rap.


Dude, Paul Anka is still not going to sleep with you.
 
2014-01-17 09:28:07 AM  
Of course after I posted that I clicked the link to the actual article (http://noisey.vice.com/blog/lean-on-me) and saw the photos posted by the drug dealer/rapper and HOLY SHIAT how is that guy not already in jail?  The criminally stupid just love self-incrimination don't they?
 
2014-01-17 09:28:31 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: strangeluck: \(•_•)ノデ═一


Subby is threatening to shoot us with a phaser?

I'm reporting you to the Federation, subby!

All I see is a jackhammer......maybe a supersoaker...


A guy holding a plate with a slug on it.
 
2014-01-17 09:34:38 AM  
 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
 
2014-01-17 09:39:06 AM  
I spent way too long trying to trying to translate that mashup of katakana.

/DNRTFA, obviously
 
2014-01-17 09:42:42 AM  
walktoanarcade:

Good gawd that sounds lovely!  Enjoy!
 
2014-01-17 09:44:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-17 09:44:52 AM  

Muta: Three Crooked Squirrels: That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I've used NyQuil for reasons other than suppressing cold symptoms.


It's pretty good for knocking kids out. Then you can drink the contents of the bottle!
 
2014-01-17 09:48:48 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: walktoanarcade: I second that "emoji" is a new bullshiat made up new fangled word that I reject because I am old.

Well, not "old", younger than 40.

I seem to always misread it as "emjoi" and think

wat?

(much older than you)


Hey walktoanarcade, us 30 somethings are the benchmark for the younger people to see what can confuse the old folks.  If they can make us scratch our heads, it gets the go ahead, and folks like Satan's Bunny Slippers will continue scratching their heads like they have been doing for years.  I just heard the word last night on tv.  The kid had to explain it to his dad and uncle.  Grandpa just ignored the whole thing.
 
2014-01-17 09:52:48 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I guess it depends on how much grape drank you mix with it?


You mean purple drank.  It doesn't taste anything like grapes.  It tastes like ... purple.
 
2014-01-17 09:53:58 AM  

lack of warmth: Satan's Bunny Slippers: walktoanarcade: I second that "emoji" is a new bullshiat made up new fangled word that I reject because I am old.

Well, not "old", younger than 40.

I seem to always misread it as "emjoi" and think

wat?

(much older than you)

Hey walktoanarcade, us 30 somethings are the benchmark for the younger people to see what can confuse the old folks.  If they can make us scratch our heads, it gets the go ahead, and folks like Satan's Bunny Slippers will continue scratching their heads like they have been doing for years.  I just heard the word last night on tv.  The kid had to explain it to his dad and uncle.  Grandpa just ignored the whole thing.


wat did I ever do to you?  Except be born earlier?  :)
 
2014-01-17 09:54:40 AM  

Mell of a Hess: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I guess it depends on how much grape drank you mix with it?

You mean purple drank.  It doesn't taste anything like grapes.  It tastes like ... purple.


I did mean that.  I knew it didn't look right.

I failed.
 
2014-01-17 09:55:51 AM  
Too bad he didnt...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

... get a receipt.

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
 
2014-01-17 10:00:11 AM  

Mell of a Hess: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Three Crooked Squirrels: Babb had heard that it was possible to buy "lean," a particular kind of cough syrup that comes laced with codeine, now a popular narcotic beverage among rappers, on Instagram (a pint of the liquid can go for as much as $1,000).

That sounds like cop math.  How many times could you possibly get high on a pint of cough syrup?

I guess it depends on how much grape drank you mix with it?

You mean purple drank.  It doesn't taste anything like grapes.  It tastes like ... purple.


I prefer Grape Drank...
http://youtu.be/IEp8tzO9QWE

Sugar. Water. Purple.
 
2014-01-17 10:02:25 AM  

Mell of a Hess: You mean purple drank.


Whatdayaknow..  It also goes by the term "lean"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank
 
2014-01-17 10:14:48 AM  

memebot_of_doom: Mell of a Hess: You mean purple drank.

Whatdayaknow..  It also goes by the term "lean"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank


The Active ingredient is aka Elixir of Terpin Hydrate.  Used to be able to buy it OTC at some drug stores.  Last time I saw it dispensed OTC was in college in Pensacola, circa 1988.

It was effective on coughs and other ailments.
 
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