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(WMTW Portland)   Maine schools would like to let parents know that they don't send old skinny guys in an SUV to pick up your kids for school   (wmtw.com) divider line 23
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3527 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 11:25 AM (31 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-17 11:27:09 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Looks legit
 
2014-01-17 11:27:14 AM
movieboozer.com

Seems legit.
 
2014-01-17 11:27:45 AM
Horrifying.
 
2014-01-17 11:28:23 AM
That is just a van with the words "Free Candy" crossed out, and "School Bus" written in, in crayon.
 
2014-01-17 11:29:04 AM
SAD 17 has alerted parents and community members about a Wednesday morning incident in West Paris in which a man went to a home claiming he was picking up a child for school.
 

The mother said no to the man, and he left and went to another house

Too legit to quit
 
2014-01-17 11:30:21 AM
Why don't they just give these kids guns so they can protect themselves?
Oh...right.
 
2014-01-17 11:33:53 AM

Snarfangel: That is just a van with the words "Free Candy" crossed out, and "School Bus" written in, in crayon blood.


FTFY
 
2014-01-17 11:35:15 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-17 11:43:41 AM

lockers: SAD 17 has alerted parents and community members about a Wednesday morning incident in West Paris in which a man went to a home claiming he was picking up a child for school.


The mother said no to the man, and he left and went to another house

Too legit to quit


Article says she called the school district. Why didn't she just call the frickin' cops?

/Could someone give him my address, please? I need to dump a few monsters on him. Which, frankly, would cure his predilection once and for all.
 
2014-01-17 11:56:51 AM
No matter how dumb an idea is, someone has to try it.  He should try this in FL.  I would support that stand your ground decision.

Publikwerks: Snarfangel: That is just a van with the words "Free Candy" crossed out, and "School Bus" written in, in crayon blood.

FTFY


Okay, but how would anyone make out the writing in red blood on a blood red van?  He would also need a small stop sign taped to side to look official.
 
2014-01-17 11:59:11 AM
The mother said no to the man, and he left and went to another house

See. This is where you say "Okay hold on, they'll be right out". Then go in and call the cops while he sits waiting in his car.
 
2014-01-17 12:06:55 PM
In Pittsburgh they use vans, mini vans, SUVs, cars, all sorts of stuff (in addition to big yellow buses).

They just slap a yellow and black magnet on it that says something along the lines of Student Transport and it becomes a school bus
 
2014-01-17 12:08:20 PM
i used to ride to school with strangers all the time.

it was high school and i hitchhiked many days. it was also in the late 50s before there were perverts.
 
2014-01-17 12:22:02 PM

mama2tnt: lockers: SAD 17 has alerted parents and community members about a Wednesday morning incident in West Paris in which a man went to a home claiming he was picking up a child for school.


The mother said no to the man, and he left and went to another house

Too legit to quit

Article says she called the school district. Why didn't she just call the frickin' cops?

.....


Because it's another one of those completely benign incidents in which the mother and school did the proper thing by being complete retards.

The other house was probably where he was actually supposed to be.
 
2014-01-17 01:03:56 PM
It was both too early and too soon to tell.
 
2014-01-17 01:30:22 PM

mama2tnt: lockers: SAD 17 has alerted parents and community members about a Wednesday morning incident in West Paris in which a man went to a home claiming he was picking up a child for school.


The mother said no to the man, and he left and went to another house

Too legit to quit

Article says she called the school district. Why didn't she just call the frickin' cops?

/Could someone give him my address, please? I need to dump a few monsters on him. Which, frankly, would cure his predilection once and for all.


Then you can go to jail. Since apparently he actually was a driver sent to pick a kid up for an alternative school.
 
2014-01-17 01:31:28 PM

abhorrent1: The mother said no to the man, and he left and went to another house

See. This is where you say "Okay hold on, they'll be right out". Then go in and call the cops while he sits waiting in his car.


Drugs? Record?

Just asking questions.

Surprised the guy lived.
 
2014-01-17 01:42:00 PM
Due to the availability(or lack thereof) of buses in Dallas, they did start having kids picked up in suvs, minivans and vans by skinny old guys.  People were all upset when school started this year since they never bothered to tell everyone.
 
2014-01-17 01:47:37 PM

IRQ12: mama2tnt: lockers: SAD 17 has alerted parents and community members about a Wednesday morning incident in West Paris in which a man went to a home claiming he was picking up a child for school.


The mother said no to the man, and he left and went to another house

Too legit to quit

Article says she called the school district. Why didn't she just call the frickin' cops?

.....

Because it's another one of those completely benign incidents in which the mother and school did the proper thing by being complete retards.

The other house was probably where he was actually supposed to be.



I was about to come in here and say 'at least everyone was intelligent and solved it on their own, instead of having an attempted kidnapping trial over a misprinted address, and putting the bus driver on the sex offender list.'
 
2014-01-17 02:44:10 PM

lack of warmth: No matter how dumb an idea is, someone has to try it.  He should try this in FL.  I would support that stand your ground decision.

Publikwerks: Snarfangel: That is just a van with the words "Free Candy" crossed out, and "School Bus" written in, in crayon blood.

FTFY

Okay, but how would anyone make out the writing in red blood on a blood red van?  He would also need a small stop sign taped to side to look official.


Drop shadow of feces?
 
2014-01-17 05:46:16 PM
You want a popsicle?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-17 07:29:34 PM
Wow, way to turn an incident of "whoops, wrong place, I'm new" into "HE'S A PEDO KILLHIMWITHFIRE".

Dudes, calm down.
 
2014-01-17 07:40:19 PM

dillenger69: You want a popsicle?


You get the vote.
 
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